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Apr. 1st, 2025
Spam Likely — Netbook
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unheiring[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]
Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional
The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut
Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade
The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda
Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana
Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems
[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]
… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.
Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional
The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut
Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade
The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda
Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana
Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems
[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]
… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.
Watch Your Step — Netbook
Apr. 1st, 2025 03:12 pmbajamutblast[Early in April, a note appears in everyone's netbooks. It's written with a steady, if fanciful hand.]
In a few weeks, a number of flowers will begin to propagate within the woods. I have laid these out along the perimeter, just a few feet within the start of the trees.
These flowers will be either white or purple, I know not how they will develop. I will include a sketch below of what they will look like.
Whatever color they are, they are dangerous when consumed and deadly when applied to wounds. Take heed and do not pluck them unless you are adequately prepared.
[True to his word, Dion draws a flower below. It isn't professional by any stretch, he's no artist, but it gets the job done.]
In a few weeks, a number of flowers will begin to propagate within the woods. I have laid these out along the perimeter, just a few feet within the start of the trees.
These flowers will be either white or purple, I know not how they will develop. I will include a sketch below of what they will look like.
Whatever color they are, they are dangerous when consumed and deadly when applied to wounds. Take heed and do not pluck them unless you are adequately prepared.
[True to his word, Dion draws a flower below. It isn't professional by any stretch, he's no artist, but it gets the job done.]
Very Important Gif - Netbook
Apr. 1st, 2025 06:56 pmchickenchoicejudyDUDE these new netbook things are SO COOL look what I found!!!
( Unless you're in the Grove, in which case... )
It's a Ziggy Stardust cat!!!!!!
( Unless you're in the Grove, in which case... )
It's a Ziggy Stardust cat!!!!!!