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[grimtalker]

Residents of Aldric's Grove,

Consider this an ongoing until otherwise stated "Information Wanted" advertisement. I will pay in shells or labor for any intelligence on the following subjects:

Amity Blight
Augustus Porter
Luz the Human
Willow Park

Subjects are all between the ages of preteen and middle adolescence. If encountered, DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT. Do not be fooled by their diminutive size or nonhostile nature. They can be considered armed and VERY dangerous when provoked.

Any and all information concerning this matter can be directed either to this entry or to Hunter's quarters in the Inn.

Comments

[soundsurfing]

And who the fuck you yo the cops!? We aint seen shit narco.

[ Covering for people he don't even know yeah fuck the cops. ]

[grimtalker]

[how the hell.]

My past affiliations are irrelevant. I am responsible for these children. [that's how being the oldest works, right??]

[unheiring]

He is a cop. In fact, I would recommend keeping all information about these children far from him.

[That's what you get for calling him short, Hunter.]

[soundsurfing]

Ahuh. Get lost piggy. Ain't gonna say shit to no cop.

[soundsurfing]

thought so yo he writes like one bet he after the kids cuz they was doin the crime of havin fun

[grimtalker]

Who are you?! You don't know anything about me! [THOSE ARE HIS SIBLINGS and his crush FUCK YOU RANDOM STRANGER AND DEFINITELY NOT A GUY HE PISSED OFF.]

[grimtalker]

For your INFORMATION, we are ALL technically criminals! [... WHY did he say that?!]

[unheiring]

Indeed. He tried to have my bar shut down for the same reason. Burst in and made many accusations against my good name

[soundsurfing]

[SQUINTS.]

so you a corrupt cop???

[grimtalker]

[YOU]

LIES! THIS BIRD MAN IS JUST ANGRY THAT I AM TALLER THAN HE IS!

[soundsurfing]

YO thats totally crappy cop shit yer bar is kickin you want me to throw his ass round??

[soundsurfing]

[ Wait.

The Dog Is Getting Confused. There's so much going on. ]

why would he be angry?

[grimtalker]

If you MUST know, I am an EX "cop" explicitly BECAUSE I learned how deeply corrupt the system was! I told you before, that isn't relevant now! I'm looking for my friends who, by the way, are ALSO fleeing said system!

[unheiring]

No, no. No need for that. I believe he's learned his lesson by now.

I hope. [Yes, he is very pointedly ignoring Hunter's writing.]

[soundsurfing]

[ HMMMMMMMMM. ]

well yo go to it ima see if you tellin the truth

[soundsurfing]

i gotchyu back brotha lemme know if he harrasses you again ill bounce his ass outta here

[unheiring]

Thank you for being such an upstanding citizen and caring for the little people.

[soundsurfing]

heh course yo cops suck!

[ He's a good boy!! ]

[unheiring]

Indeed they do. Thankfully we have true heroes such as yourself to actually keep us safe.

[leggierissimo]

They're your friends, and you have last names for all of them but "the human"? Wow.

[He's been lurking and reading.]

[soundsurfing]

nah i aint no hero yo!! jus know what cops is like!!

[ Now pet him over the netbook somehow Luca give him pets ]

[grimtalker]

I'm not a pig, I'm a witch.

[grimtalker]

Why can't you just take me at my word?! I'm not the one making up petty lies!

[grimtalker]

I just told you! Because he's short!

[grimtalker]

I AM TRYING TO CARE FOR MY LITTLE PEOPLE

[that "my" is actually underlined about five times, thanks.]