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[grimtalker]

Residents of Aldric's Grove,

Consider this an ongoing until otherwise stated "Information Wanted" advertisement. I will pay in shells or labor for any intelligence on the following subjects:

Amity Blight
Augustus Porter
Luz the Human
Willow Park

Subjects are all between the ages of preteen and middle adolescence. If encountered, DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT. Do not be fooled by their diminutive size or nonhostile nature. They can be considered armed and VERY dangerous when provoked.

Any and all information concerning this matter can be directed either to this entry or to Hunter's quarters in the Inn.

Comments

[soundsurfing]

And who the fuck you yo the cops!? We aint seen shit narco.

[ Covering for people he don't even know yeah fuck the cops. ]

[grimtalker]

[how the hell.]

My past affiliations are irrelevant. I am responsible for these children. [that's how being the oldest works, right??]

[soundsurfing]

Ahuh. Get lost piggy. Ain't gonna say shit to no cop.

[grimtalker]

I'm not a pig, I'm a witch.

[soundsurfing]

witch cop!?

[grimtalker]

You're not going to make it weird, right? I know you people are okay with magic, or you would've attacked the bird guy!

[unheiring]

He is a cop. In fact, I would recommend keeping all information about these children far from him.

[That's what you get for calling him short, Hunter.]

[soundsurfing]

thought so yo he writes like one bet he after the kids cuz they was doin the crime of havin fun

[grimtalker]

For your INFORMATION, we are ALL technically criminals! [... WHY did he say that?!]

[soundsurfing]

[SQUINTS.]

so you a corrupt cop???

[grimtalker]

If you MUST know, I am an EX "cop" explicitly BECAUSE I learned how deeply corrupt the system was! I told you before, that isn't relevant now! I'm looking for my friends who, by the way, are ALSO fleeing said system!

[unheiring]

Indeed. He tried to have my bar shut down for the same reason. Burst in and made many accusations against my good name

[grimtalker]

[YOU]

LIES! THIS BIRD MAN IS JUST ANGRY THAT I AM TALLER THAN HE IS!

[soundsurfing]

YO thats totally crappy cop shit yer bar is kickin you want me to throw his ass round??

[grimtalker]

Who are you?! You don't know anything about me! [THOSE ARE HIS SIBLINGS and his crush FUCK YOU RANDOM STRANGER AND DEFINITELY NOT A GUY HE PISSED OFF.]

[leggierissimo]

They're your friends, and you have last names for all of them but "the human"? Wow.

[He's been lurking and reading.]

[grimtalker]

That's what everyone calls her! That's what she calls herself!

[titan, you all SUCK!]

[leggierissimo]

And you never thought to ask? Tsk tsk!

[grimtalker]

If you're just here to mock me, too, then go bother someone else!

[leggierissimo]

Oh, I'm just here for the entertainment.

to even out the sheer amount of bullying

[purevanillacookie]

[ Witches, what is going on here! ]

I'm sorry, my friend, I have not heard those names before. Are you all right?

[ Why are they all picking on him, children be nice! ]

[grimtalker]

What are YOU playing at?

[i am so sorry pv he's on the defensive]

[purevanillacookie]

[ Understandable, PV has... read everything. ]

I give you my word, I am playing at nothing.

[grimtalker]

[...............]

Oh. Ok.

[purevanillacookie]

[ Adopted. ]

May I have descriptions on what they look like? I shall keep my eyes out for them. And do you require anything? I assume you are new to the Grove. Are you settling in all right?