[He is... as person shaped as he's going to get, because he won't stop slightly shapeshifting. Now he has two eyes again. He unfortunately has the personality of a feral court jester, so:]
Which hand do you want? [He holds up his left hand.] This hand? [He holds up a second left hand.] Or this one? [And then a third left hand.] Pick a hand, scruffy guy!
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Which hand do you want? [He holds up his left hand.] This hand? [He holds up a second left hand.] Or this one? [And then a third left hand.] Pick a hand, scruffy guy!