[I mean!! It looks like something that shouldn't be happening, that's what it looks like. Sparkling can only look on in baffled bewilderment as Siffrin continues to be bludgeoned by his own furniture, leaving the Vampire standing stunned in the doorway. It isn't until those splinters go flying that he uses a wing to shield himself, just in time for something else in the room- a lamp- to notice Sparkling and decide he's also an enemy too.
However, the moment it lurches forward to try to crack him over the head with its bulb is when Sparkling reacts, faster than the eye can see, and snatches the thing around the neck, causing the light to flicker furiously as he pulls on it hard enough to yank it free from the wall, which may not stop it from trying to beat him to death, but at least the bulb is no longer lit up and very hot to the touch.]
That is quite enough of that-!
[Then he turns to Siffrin, gesturing with his free arm.]
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However, the moment it lurches forward to try to crack him over the head with its bulb is when Sparkling reacts, faster than the eye can see, and snatches the thing around the neck, causing the light to flicker furiously as he pulls on it hard enough to yank it free from the wall, which may not stop it from trying to beat him to death, but at least the bulb is no longer lit up and very hot to the touch.]
That is quite enough of that-!
[Then he turns to Siffrin, gesturing with his free arm.]
We need to get out of here- right now!