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sticks and bones. ([personal profile] sticksandbonesmods) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2024-08-02 09:35 am

EVENT 015

BUY MORE CRYSTALS
COME RAIN OR EVEN MORE RAIN
Today, progress has been made in the Grove. The sun shines brightly on the cleaned-up remains of what used to be the “Burned Town”, now lovingly just called “north” for lack of a better term. At night, a small handful of stars finally shine in skies that have been empty for millennia, and birds sing loudly throughout, overjoyed now that they’ve felt the stirring of the long-dead Sky Guardian. All is peaceful. All is right with the world.

…and then there’s the sound of familiar, watery laughter from the Lake Guardian himself, having returned to the Grove for whatever reason he could possibly have, standing by the well and performing a jaunty dance on his scrawny legs. He spins around the well once, twice… and then the skies darken and the clouds swell, and suddenly it’s raining buckets, soaking you and everyone else to the bone immediately.

“It’s a gift for freeing me!!” Callan shouts joyously, unaware of the fact that gifts are usually nice things and not biblical floods. “Enjoy it!!”

Well, it seems like this will be the rest of your month. The rains don’t abate at all, but they do come with one gift that actually seems worthwhile: Any plant that stays out in the rain for long enough will suddenly spring out of the earth at gargantuan size. Enjoy your giant crops — they’re still edible! — and your flowers the size of pillows, everyone.
FURNITURE STRIKES BACK
If staying out in the rain isn’t exactly your thing (who could blame you, really?), you might consider heading back inside and spending some nights in. It’s been a while since everyone had a break without being exposed to water for way too long, and what better way to spend a night than curled up in bed in a nest of blankets?

As you drift off to sleep to the serene sounds of the river flooding, there’s a sudden loud bang, like someone slammed a door. You open your eyes and don’t see a thing… so back to bed you go, only to hear it again. This time, as you lurch out of bed and desperately try to figure out who the hell is slamming doors this late, you’ll see your door opening and slamming itself. Opening again, and slamming. Soon after, the windows follow, and as you rub your eyes, your bed suddenly bucks and throws you to the floor.

Cool. Phenomenal. What just happened?

Perhaps you go to the inn couch to try sleeping there, but alas, the old couch has had enough of you and will summarily flip you back onto the floor, losing its cushions in the process. If you turn your anger toward the furniture, it will — strangely — attack you right back, chasing you down on bizarrely-animated legs that furniture simply should not have. The coffee table might bite, or the cabinets might start flinging cups at you.

If you are patient, however, and if you clean the furniture off — wash the pillows, scrub that mustard stain out of the cushions, sew up a hole your dog chewed into the mattress — it will stop throwing a tantrum. Finally, you can use furniture for its intended purpose.
GET (GEM)STONED
A bit of raw chaos in Aldric’s Grove is not uncommon; perhaps furniture unionizing and non-stop downpours are the least of your concerns in quite some time. After all, you’re not trapped anywhere. You aren’t underwater, you aren’t playing in some twisted life-or-death game, no one is making the passage of time here any worse than usual…

Of course, if chaos is preferable to true horror, you can always have more of it. On your bedside table or under your pillow, you’ll find a drawstring bag containing a small handful of polished gemstones. As you hold them in your palm or between your fingers and inspect them under the light, you’ll feel something within you stirring.

Perhaps you’re holding rose quartz, the gemstone that symbolizes unconditional love, and you suddenly feel empty and loveless. Perhaps it’s amethyst, the gemstone attributed to calm emotions, and yet you’re feeling the most anxious you’ve ever felt in your entire life. Whatever the gem may be, its meaning is now inverted, and you get to suffer the effects of it.

Luckily, this curse — a gift from, who else, the Fallen Sun — can be broken quite easily. Simply clutch the gemstone in your palm and perform an act that embodies its true meaning, and everything will be back to normal. You’ll be holding a mundane rock to do whatever you want with, including throw it into the forest in hopes that it hits the Fallen Sun in his big, stupid head.
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
When the rains stop at the month’s end, the clear skies yet again show the stars, and it’s a beautiful sight to behold. It’s no galaxy, even with every light in the Grove off so you can see them all — but it’s special nonetheless, especially to those who have been here under an empty sky for so long. The moon itself feels like it casts joy down upon everyone, and a sense of overwhelming peace settles like a blanket over the entire settlement.

Should you visit Ydalir or Heimr at all, they will both encourage you to spend a night camping out, providing you blankets to lie out in the grass with. While it isn’t much, Ydalir has pulled an old telescope from her mirror for those of you who want to nerd out a bit. Snacks, tea, and hot chocolate will be provided to anyone staying out for the night, too. For better or for worse, you’re all here together, so why not bask in a moment of peace?
SPARK NOTES
CLICK TO EXPAND!
COME RAIN OR EVEN MORE RAIN
Callan is giving gifts as all Guardians do. His gift... is a whole tempest. Luckily, the plants will get massive from this. Enjoy your giant produce and flowers!

FURNITURE STRIKES BACK
What could go wrong if the furniture went on strike? Surely it won't toss you out of bed or buck you onto the floor or try to bite you. ...oh, well, if that's the case, you might want to give it some TLC so that it stops.

GET (GEM)STONED
The Fallen Sun's "gift" to the residents is a lovingly-customized bag of rocks. Each stone represents some kind of meaning, but that meaning will be inverted and make you feel the opposite effect from it. To break the curse, all you need to do is clutch the gemstone and perform an act that it originally embodies.

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
Finally, the rains clear up, and Heimr and Ydalir are encouraging everyone to stare at the night sky. It's beautiful with those few stars in it, isn't it?

OOC
How is it already August?? We don't know either. OOC Plotting Lives Here if you'd like to plot anything out! If you need rocks randomly assigned to you for the gemstone portion, head there and drop us a comment, we will give you rocks.

UPDATES
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[personal profile] start_again 2024-08-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a pretty ridiculous scene to burst in on. The splintered bits of furniture and Siffrin's expression would probably be worrying, but there severity of all that is sort of countered by the fact that the other furniture, spurred on by their fallen brethren, have joined in on the attack. Siffrin diverts his attention from them only long enough to shoot an irritated look at the person who just walked in.]

What does it look like?!

[The dresser smacks him in the side, and it brings back memories of bumping his hip on the same counter again and again and again and again and again, a spark of fury alighting in his eye. He lashed out with his dagger, burying the blade in the wood at side of the dresser so aggressively it shatters the whole corner off in a rain of splinters.]
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[personal profile] charmpagne 2024-08-04 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean!! It looks like something that shouldn't be happening, that's what it looks like. Sparkling can only look on in baffled bewilderment as Siffrin continues to be bludgeoned by his own furniture, leaving the Vampire standing stunned in the doorway. It isn't until those splinters go flying that he uses a wing to shield himself, just in time for something else in the room- a lamp- to notice Sparkling and decide he's also an enemy too.

However, the moment it lurches forward to try to crack him over the head with its bulb is when Sparkling reacts, faster than the eye can see, and snatches the thing around the neck, causing the light to flicker furiously as he pulls on it hard enough to yank it free from the wall, which may not stop it from trying to beat him to death, but at least the bulb is no longer lit up and very hot to the touch.]


That is quite enough of that-!

[Then he turns to Siffrin, gesturing with his free arm.]

We need to get out of here- right now!
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[personal profile] start_again 2024-08-12 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite the guy's insistence – and his fresh duel with some more furniture – Siffrin doesn't look particularly swayed. Hell, he doesn't even look like he's paid the stranger that much attention, because he failed to immediately notice the wings. He just snarls, striking with his dagger at the lamp and shattering the base of it, possibly showering the stranger with bits of ceramic in the process. Whoops.]

I'm not getting chased out of my own room by some...some home decor!!

[Not that he particularly wants this room. That feels a bit too much like settling in. But it's the principle of the thing, and also this rage and destruction is better than the numb feeling he'd had before.]
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[personal profile] charmpagne 2024-08-13 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that sure is what happens, which Sparkling...less than appreciates. Like he gets it, Siffrin is frustrated and overwhelmed, but he's not sure destroying the furniture is going to make it fight back even less.

Sparkling takes a short step back, shaking one of his arms free of the shards, his gaze narrowing.]


And how will it feel when you're speared through with the broken remnants of your dresser or bed, and have to tell everyone you were killed by a coffee table?
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[personal profile] start_again 2024-08-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[The coffee table is certainly unrelenting. It rams itself against the back of Siffrin's legs only to receive a brutal stomp in return. A bitter, slightly hysterical bark of a laugh escapes him. He's doing so great right now :) ]

Better than the times I died slipping on a banana peel.

[Times. Plural. His life is a comedy act.]
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[personal profile] charmpagne 2024-08-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry?

[Is. Is that a joke. Siffrin this is not the time for jokes-]