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EVENT 015

BUY MORE CRYSTALS
COME RAIN OR EVEN MORE RAIN
Today, progress has been made in the Grove. The sun shines brightly on the cleaned-up remains of what used to be the “Burned Town”, now lovingly just called “north” for lack of a better term. At night, a small handful of stars finally shine in skies that have been empty for millennia, and birds sing loudly throughout, overjoyed now that they’ve felt the stirring of the long-dead Sky Guardian. All is peaceful. All is right with the world.

…and then there’s the sound of familiar, watery laughter from the Lake Guardian himself, having returned to the Grove for whatever reason he could possibly have, standing by the well and performing a jaunty dance on his scrawny legs. He spins around the well once, twice… and then the skies darken and the clouds swell, and suddenly it’s raining buckets, soaking you and everyone else to the bone immediately.

“It’s a gift for freeing me!!” Callan shouts joyously, unaware of the fact that gifts are usually nice things and not biblical floods. “Enjoy it!!”

Well, it seems like this will be the rest of your month. The rains don’t abate at all, but they do come with one gift that actually seems worthwhile: Any plant that stays out in the rain for long enough will suddenly spring out of the earth at gargantuan size. Enjoy your giant crops — they’re still edible! — and your flowers the size of pillows, everyone.
FURNITURE STRIKES BACK
If staying out in the rain isn’t exactly your thing (who could blame you, really?), you might consider heading back inside and spending some nights in. It’s been a while since everyone had a break without being exposed to water for way too long, and what better way to spend a night than curled up in bed in a nest of blankets?

As you drift off to sleep to the serene sounds of the river flooding, there’s a sudden loud bang, like someone slammed a door. You open your eyes and don’t see a thing… so back to bed you go, only to hear it again. This time, as you lurch out of bed and desperately try to figure out who the hell is slamming doors this late, you’ll see your door opening and slamming itself. Opening again, and slamming. Soon after, the windows follow, and as you rub your eyes, your bed suddenly bucks and throws you to the floor.

Cool. Phenomenal. What just happened?

Perhaps you go to the inn couch to try sleeping there, but alas, the old couch has had enough of you and will summarily flip you back onto the floor, losing its cushions in the process. If you turn your anger toward the furniture, it will — strangely — attack you right back, chasing you down on bizarrely-animated legs that furniture simply should not have. The coffee table might bite, or the cabinets might start flinging cups at you.

If you are patient, however, and if you clean the furniture off — wash the pillows, scrub that mustard stain out of the cushions, sew up a hole your dog chewed into the mattress — it will stop throwing a tantrum. Finally, you can use furniture for its intended purpose.
GET (GEM)STONED
A bit of raw chaos in Aldric’s Grove is not uncommon; perhaps furniture unionizing and non-stop downpours are the least of your concerns in quite some time. After all, you’re not trapped anywhere. You aren’t underwater, you aren’t playing in some twisted life-or-death game, no one is making the passage of time here any worse than usual…

Of course, if chaos is preferable to true horror, you can always have more of it. On your bedside table or under your pillow, you’ll find a drawstring bag containing a small handful of polished gemstones. As you hold them in your palm or between your fingers and inspect them under the light, you’ll feel something within you stirring.

Perhaps you’re holding rose quartz, the gemstone that symbolizes unconditional love, and you suddenly feel empty and loveless. Perhaps it’s amethyst, the gemstone attributed to calm emotions, and yet you’re feeling the most anxious you’ve ever felt in your entire life. Whatever the gem may be, its meaning is now inverted, and you get to suffer the effects of it.

Luckily, this curse — a gift from, who else, the Fallen Sun — can be broken quite easily. Simply clutch the gemstone in your palm and perform an act that embodies its true meaning, and everything will be back to normal. You’ll be holding a mundane rock to do whatever you want with, including throw it into the forest in hopes that it hits the Fallen Sun in his big, stupid head.
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
When the rains stop at the month’s end, the clear skies yet again show the stars, and it’s a beautiful sight to behold. It’s no galaxy, even with every light in the Grove off so you can see them all — but it’s special nonetheless, especially to those who have been here under an empty sky for so long. The moon itself feels like it casts joy down upon everyone, and a sense of overwhelming peace settles like a blanket over the entire settlement.

Should you visit Ydalir or Heimr at all, they will both encourage you to spend a night camping out, providing you blankets to lie out in the grass with. While it isn’t much, Ydalir has pulled an old telescope from her mirror for those of you who want to nerd out a bit. Snacks, tea, and hot chocolate will be provided to anyone staying out for the night, too. For better or for worse, you’re all here together, so why not bask in a moment of peace?
SPARK NOTES
CLICK TO EXPAND!
COME RAIN OR EVEN MORE RAIN
Callan is giving gifts as all Guardians do. His gift... is a whole tempest. Luckily, the plants will get massive from this. Enjoy your giant produce and flowers!

FURNITURE STRIKES BACK
What could go wrong if the furniture went on strike? Surely it won't toss you out of bed or buck you onto the floor or try to bite you. ...oh, well, if that's the case, you might want to give it some TLC so that it stops.

GET (GEM)STONED
The Fallen Sun's "gift" to the residents is a lovingly-customized bag of rocks. Each stone represents some kind of meaning, but that meaning will be inverted and make you feel the opposite effect from it. To break the curse, all you need to do is clutch the gemstone and perform an act that it originally embodies.

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
Finally, the rains clear up, and Heimr and Ydalir are encouraging everyone to stare at the night sky. It's beautiful with those few stars in it, isn't it?

OOC
How is it already August?? We don't know either. OOC Plotting Lives Here if you'd like to plot anything out! If you need rocks randomly assigned to you for the gemstone portion, head there and drop us a comment, we will give you rocks.

UPDATES
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ In hindsight, the bathhouse may have been a better option. It would've been wet still, but warm and they could wash and have fresh towels. Ezell wasn't thinking about that, though. He was just focused on somewhere at least a little private and dry. Besides, it's probably for the best they don't have this conversation in the baths, though...

Ezell notices the trash can, at least, so he's real quick to stop Flamebringer and just... hold his hands. ]


I was. And I think... briefly, in the dream we met in, that was reinforced, but... You're a idiot if you think that I haven't noticed how much you care about me? And the way you kissed me just now - of course I trust you to treat me well. If "knowing how you are" is based on everything you've done for me while we're here, then you'll be the best fucking boyfriend?? I've never had someone so concerned about me, or kiss me like if they didn't, I'd be leaving them, or-- or try so hard to make me happy??

You've already been treating me well.
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-15 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[There are ten million excuses he could come up with for why this is probably the worst idea of Ezell's life. Like, the Oripathy thing maybe, and the Sarkaz thing, and the he's essentially trying to die in battle thing. The dying young thing? That thing. But God, he cannot make those words come to life when Ezell is looking at him like that, and he's not sure he wants to say them anyway.]

I mean. [And his face is getting redder by the second, because feelings are hard and words are hard. What is love supposed to be about anyway? Is this it? Is it something else?] I don't... mind.

[Oh buddy you could try a little harder.]

I don't— I'm not a wordsmith, you're cute, let's go dry off.

[Please feel his emotions and feel how flustered he is about you and how much he wants you and let him die in peace.]
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-15 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There are ten million excuses that Flamebringer could have. Half of them Ezell would easily argue with, but admittedly there are a few reasons that Ezell is also aware that this isn't his best idea. For starters, he also has romantic inclinations for the scariest man in Laterano, and Federico may not have officially met Flamebringer, that's probably for good reason. And also, it's generally frowned upon for a Sankta and Sarkaz to be together. Illegal, even, if you're from Laterano.

Ezell doesn't seem to care, though. He's pretty sure the next time he really goes back to Laterano, it'll be to convince the people there that they need to let people inside beyond just the uninfected, beyond just Liberi and Sankta, beyond just the "holy". Ezell is not holy. Ezell is just some guy. Everyone else deserves a place in paradise as much, if not more than him.

He thinks this of Flamebringer, too. Maybe if he weren't in such hostile, hellish places, he'd be in a much better shape. He wouldn't be trying to die young. He wouldn't be so vicious when he doesn't have to be. Ezell takes a step beside Flamebringer and presses his hands against the wall, leaving his arms on either side of Flamebringer to keep him pinned. ]


Don't... do that. Not now, please, I know this isn't easy to talk about or anything, but I really do need you to talk to me. Tell me if this is something you don't want, or if you're unsure and need time to think. I know I've pointed things out before that probably mean the opposite is true, but I need you to say it to me. Because I'd get it if you didn't. I'm not anything special.
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1/3

[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[AKLDJFKWEJF???]
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2/3

[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS TWINK??? SHOVING HIM INTO A WALL?? SURELY EZELL HAS THIS WRONG]
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3/3

[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-15 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clearing his throat— that's okay you forgot what role you are Ezell he gets it, happens to the best of us really. Flamebringer is just going to casually reach for one of those hands and hold it, and then try to flip Ezell around. No no baby like this. This is where you go. :)]

You're asking a lot from someone who's never done this. I'm not an emotional person, I barely register what's going on half the time. I...

[Am taking a deep breath, because he's not sure how to articulate "I'll kill for you and die for you and also hold you gently and brag about you but is that love or is that just I think you're cute". This man has never experienced this feeling, okay, it's an unknown force to him.]

...I know I want you. I do know that much. Anything else, I'm going to be pretty fucking bad at, and you're going to have to accept it. I've never done relationships that weren't one-night stands, and I've never gone on a date, and I don't read romance books. Okay?

[He's going to claim to be the least-romantic person even though he has done nothing but be touchy with Ezell ever since they stopped arguing so much.]
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-16 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ezell will allow this, but it doesn't seem like he's paying much mind to their positions or anything like that. He's a little confused about the shock, but he doesn't try to prod into it for right now. They're not going to stay here for long, though, so, uh, enjoy it while it lasts, Flamebringer- ]

I'm... sorry. I'm not trying to ask a lot of you, but I don't... I don't think I want this to be a casual thing. [ He squeezes Flamebringer's hands. ] And it scares me to think that maybe that's all you'd want? Which I'd understand, but...

[ He pauses, but only so he can release one of his hands and reach for the uninfected side of Flamebringer's hand to brush his thumb against his cheek. ]

I want you, too. I want to take you on a first date. I want to wake up with you there in the morning. I want to make sure your taking care of yourself. I want to be able to kiss you before a mission and come back to nap with you after.
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't say it was casual. Just... that I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't want you expecting the best out of me when I can barely do what's best for me on a good day.

[He knows how he is. He knows he should take his medicine, and probably not be getting into as many fights as he does. He doesn't care about any of that despite it; there's a difference between being self-aware and caring, and being self-aware and not giving a single fuck about what happens to you despite it. Flamebringer obviously falls into the latter category.

He is also extremely aware that he's the worst pick of bachelors. This does not deter him from curling his tail around Ezell's thigh at all.]


We'll give it a shot. If you decide you hate me by the end of it, I won't be mad.
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ He quickly shakes his head. ] I don't need Flamebringer at his best. I'm well aware of this, I'm sure you know. I've seen enough by now to make those observations on my own... but still, I care about you, anyway.

[ He'll pull Flamebringer down with him as he slides down the wall so they can both sit on the floor instead because 1) it's not comfortable to keep standing like this, and 2) he can make Flamebringer stop pinning him and simply coax him into his lap. You know, normal. ]

I won't hate you, but I'd get it if you hated me. I haven't exactly been good boyfriend material to you at all.
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-17 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Again, Ezell seems to misunderstand the roles here. Flamebringer is also larger and does not go in this man's lap (yes he does) but he'll allow it this time. That's okay baby you're a lil confused but you got the spirit.]

Stop. I care about your ass. At least listen to me when I say that much.

[........kisses Ezell's cheek.]

In fact, I care about your ass so much that I'm pretty sure I weigh too much to be sitting on your lap on the floor like this. Your legs are gonna fall asleep.
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then you need to listen when I say that about you, too... [ Stop being a hypocrite, Flamebringer. Difficulty: Impossible. ] My legs will be fine...? Shotguns, even if they're not loaded, are not lightweight, Flamebringer. I can handle this much.

...I'm sorry, though, I know we should go get dry, I just... I'm afraid that if we move or you go somewhere, then you- you'll like disappear, or it'll be revealed this isn't real, or that this is just another dream o-or...
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-18 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
["But the floor is fucking tile that's gotta be uncomfortable" thinks local man who swears up and down he's not romantic and then does this shit and puts up this argument. Like bro.]

I'm not going anywhere. You didn't dream this up. I don't chase a guy through the rain unless I'm serious, okay?

[...]

I didn't mean to make you cry like that. I knew I was acting fucking weird, and I hated every second of it, even though I couldn't snap out of it. I was about to throw those stupid rocks into the woods to get rid of them until I saw you out in the rain. If I wasn't fucked up when it first happened... [He huffs and shakes his head.] I don't know, I would've had my tongue down your throat immediately.

[Ezell dump this man.]
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-19 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

I don't think I would've kissed you like that if I... [ Beat. ] If you didn't... If I thought I wasn't ever gonna have the Flamebringer I know back. I didn't realize I had these feelings until I had the chilling thought that I might've lost you.

I know you said you don't want this to be a casual thing either, but I also would really rather we take this easy. Maybe not that "slow," but... I wanna feel things out a little, you know?

[ Maybe's he's asking too much. Maybe he's setting up stupid, unreasonable boundaries. Maybe... maybe maybe maybe... but it's not sitting right with what Flamebringer said. "Had my tongue down your throat immediately." ]

And I know you said you're not good with this stuff, but I don't really think I am, either. So, maybe... together we can learn?
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Ezell babe I need you to understand that you are entering a relationship with someone who has only ever done one night stands and has a completely unrealistic expectation of how fast to take things, like his brain is wired to "go go go" and not "frolic through the roses".]

Yeah? We are taking it easy. [He is not getting it also.] But sure. We can learn.

But can we seriously get off of the floor right now and dry off while we do that? My clothes are sticking to me in places they shouldn't be.
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I... Yeah. Sorry. Um, you can go ahead and look for the towels and such. I think I just need a minute.

[ AKA he's still got depression rocks and needs to sit here and stew in his self-pity and wonder if this is okay or if he's made a huge mistake or if Flamebringer really likes him in the way that Ezell needs or- ]
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[...hm.]

Yeah, okay.

[He'll wander around for a few minutes, then, and come back when he finds towels. Fun fact: They are near the pool area, because that is where towels would ordinarily go. Also there is a ghost in there doing laundry weird how that fucking works.

He comes back with towels, looks at Ezell... scoops him up and walks off with him, sets him On A Bench in the locker room area, and then starts drying his hair off for him.

The boyfriend thing is going well. Maybe.]
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-25 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ezell expects to sit there and wallow. To think about how this is a bad idea. To wonder if he should've said anything at all. Maybe he should've just left this be? He's happy, he thinks, to be with Flamebringer, but he's also worried about it, too. After all, Ezell is... well, no exciting. Not interesting. Not at all anything like Flamebringer is...

Ezell's expectations, however, are shattered when he's being hoisted. ]


Wh- H-hey! [ Can't you see he was busy brooding?! ] I-I said I needed a minute, you know?!
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[personal profile] thebladebringstheflame 2024-08-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I gave you that minute while I was getting towels. The fucking floor is probably gross, it's a rec center. [Are the benches better? Prrrrrobably not, but.] I don't want you to catch a cold because your immune system was weakened due to the rain and whatever shit is on the floor.

[The flu is! Going around!! Haven't you heard!!]
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[personal profile] ezellotry 2024-08-31 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I would've been fine? What makes you think I would've caught a cold?? I... [ ...Huff. It's really hard to stay mad at Flamebringer when he's being so caring. He'll start to dry himself off so Flamebringer doesn't keep trying to rub the towel on him. ]

I'm sorry. I keep thinking... about how I'm going to end up messing this up, and...

...

I think maybe those rocks are kinda messin' me up, too...