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[amethystic]

awaking from my coma (hiding in my room painting so i don't murder anyone) because i just remembered that back home "fridgescaping" was becoming a thing and i need to inflict this upon you. imagine decorating the inside of your fridge with flowers and tchotchkes and framed art while also still trying to use it as the utility it is. saw one lady get real mad at my friend once because they forgot to put the ornate vase back in the original spot when they went to grab a soda. like.

yall.





anyways i just wanted to inflict that upon you all.

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[ghostharasser]

Oh god my sister does not need another reason to cover everything in the fridge with glitter and pipe cleaners, we have to go back and trigger the heat death of the universe.

[amethystic]

oh no i don't wanna know

[quirkynote]

A ridiculous waste of space reserved for much more valuable food.

Punishment: Execution.

[amethystic]

you're so right

[quirkynote]

[Oh? Oh? This is so much easier when people actually agree with her. Hehe. If she's smiling and chuckling to herself from behind her notebook, well then...uh...shut up.]

Of course I am. Like all my decisions, it's based solely on logic.

[Wrote A.B.A., emotional mess.]

I'm sorry your friend was treated so cruelly, I simply can't tolerate wretched people who don't understand the worth of things. In this case, space. You're a good friend for speaking out about their injustice.

[winterfrosting]

if you wish to hang your paintings I will ask they are not with the food. They can be with mine downstairs.

[myceelium]

This is horrible, thank you.

I'm sure if I tried this as a joke back at home, my brother would either have my head, or think it was hilarious. The fact people do it unironically is galling.