[CLOSED] bring back my 7ft cowboy i miss him

[sticksandbonesmods]

Who: Livio/Razlo, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Nene, & Elsword from the critically irrelevant MMO Elsword
What: Our 7ft crybaby comes back to life
When: End of Septemberish
Where: The Garden
Warnings: Typical Stickbones trigger warnings apply, others may be added in subject headers

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[simplicitas]

Just in general. [Mizuki knows he's here, Mizuki bit him. It was the most Mizuki thing to ever happen. But:] You don't have to thank me. Just take care of him, and of yourself. I don't want to see anyone else showing up.

[Even though the spirits do carry words of "someone died! but they came back it's okay!" to him directly sometimes.

He reaches out and claps Razlo on the shoulder, gives him the flattest, most emotionless thumbs up... and then his eyes shift to the edge of the fog.]

Nene's here. Remember what I said. You've gotta get back in one piece.

[mermaidcursed]

( she sure is! and so is the sound of horribly shrill insults about her new changes in the distant trees, because suri can't be mature about anything, ever. there's been a lot of yelling today. as she steps through the fog though- )

Hi, guys! We're here! You know the drill, right?

[purevanillacookie]

[ Guess whose also here! It's Peepaw, because of course he's going to arrive to pick up his boys from Garden Camp. And while he is not one to hurl insults- ]

She looks lovely!

[ "You Brat" is implied, then he beams at Razlo and Elsword. In the crook of his arm, the one holding his staff, is a overly large familiar rabbit. First he goes to Razlo to pull the mad dog into a hug, shockingly tight. Squash the man. ]

Hello, my dear, you have been terribly missed. [ Yes, even you Razlo, then he hands Elsword the rabbit. ] You left this behind, sweetheart, I thought you should have it back.

[livlaughlove]

[he doesn't really have anything to say to that. despite that he might have just failed, or they wouldn't even be here, that's razlo's entire purpose, and he will sure as shit cling to it as long as there's more life in their body.

... even if it might kinda feel like it's being squeezed out like toothpaste by the little goat man.]

Jeez -- "dear" again, old man? [despite the sardonic tone, there is the impression of a grin on his lip. he missed you too, shortstack.

once released, he nods once at nene.]

Yeah, little lady. I got the idea.

One sec, though. [snapping his head toward the catty shrieks from the forest --] FUCK YOU TOO, YA SLIMY BITCH!

[is this a terrible move, right before they have to navigate the forest to get home? yeah, but, come on, it's raz, he HAS to start shit.]

[simplicitas]

[Oh... holding his rabbit... patting Nene on the head, cool new legs girl! Looks like Gnosis is still alive that's great! He won't be when I'm done with him, anyway—]

Thanks, gramps. I'll keep it safe.

[But hold on he needs to join Razlo to yell at the woods—]

FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT!! GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE! COWARD-ASS BITCH CAN'T EVEN SHOW HIMSELF FOR AN ASSKICKING!!

[this is

the most curse words you will Ever hear from Elsword. and also the most emotion other than when he uwus over Mizuki. Homeboy is fucking pissed.

Anyway!]

Remember what I said when you go home. Hold onto Nene's hand and don't let go. I don't want to see you back here, got it?

[purevanillacookie]

[ Mein Gott, his poor Peepaw ears! He tsks a little to their language but his tail is wiggling which is obvious code for: Suri sort of deserves this, so Vanilla isn't actually that upset. ]

Oh now, you two. No swearing around Nene. [ Lmao, the smile says he's he's aware of the absurdity. ] Do you two feel better?

[ He will tut over them both, then gently take Nene's hand again, Staff being situated into a little make shift hook on his back so he can hold his other out for Razlo. Yeah, if you thought you weren't going to hold hands with both Peepaw and Nene, you were wrong. Give him. Hand. ]

[livlaughlove]

[somewhere deep in the back of razlo's mind, livio is like. BIG 😨 at elsword. but raz himself? puffing out his chest, grinning with teeth, and BEAMING. he is so absurdly proud to be part of this quiet, chill guy losing his shit and screaming profanities.

even so, he continues snarl-smiling as his eyes snap to pv.]

Don't tell me what to do! [the tone is surprisingly chipper.

he gives elsword one final nod of respect before he actually does as he's told and reaches for nene's hand.]

Let's ditch this shithole, huh, kid?