bork?

[soundsurfing]

ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

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[soundsurfing]

OH

huh

okay if youre aight wid it an it aint hurtin you or nothin! dont the bleedin get annoyin tho?? like it get sticky an stuff!

[quirkynote]

All that requires is changing out the gauze. I admit, it's a lot harder to come by now that I'm here, but I get by.

[Nothing...nothing about a bath, A.B.A.?? A.B.A.???????????]

Washing occasionally keeps it from molding.

[Hm.]

[soundsurfing]

[ What. ]

what?? girl no! you gotta constantly keep that stuff clean or you gonna get infections and gungreen and yer arm gonna fall off or some shit nah nah nah you got someone you trust to help you wash them up???

[quirkynote]

...no. I told you, my husband isn't here.

[As if Paracelsus could even help if he wanted to.]

Again, your worries are misplaced. My body recovers instantly, that would include infections. ...and if my arm was to fall off, I can simply reattach it. It wouldn't be the first time.

[soundsurfing]

yo yer healin extends that far?!

aight yo

you badass

[quirkynote]

I am....very cool.

[soundsurfing]

yer so fuckin cool yo!! i wish i could heal like that! i got the speedy heals too but not like oh just gonna stick my arm back on nbd healing

[quirkynote]

That's still very impressive for a dog. Not many are born with that ability.

[soundsurfing]

oh! no yo im not like a dog dog and then became human or nothing ima werewolf!

[quirkynote]

I'm aware, you mentioned it earlier. But I still classify that as a type of dog.

[soundsurfing]

huh! i think id put it in human cause we human fore we turn? or well i was cursed but same diff

i dont mind tho cuz damn dog brain gets super strong as you seen!

[quirkynote]

Interesting... Maybe I can perform some tests to see what your genome is more closely related to...

[soundsurfing]

sure yo! dont see why not lotsa peeps took my blood already. lady back in the ninsula called mohra. gnarly here.

[ gnosis. ]

i dont mind if you wanna speariment!

[quirkynote]

[Beat is...so lucky she's a quick learner. Her brain is already processing his writing like it's its own fucking language.]

...I wasn't aware we had access to a peninsula. Is that where the beach is?

[soundsurfing]

nah the pninsula the place i came from before this where i got turned into a werewolf

we were all stuck on it and had to deal wid a pissy bunch of gods

deja fucking vu huh?

[quirkynote]

I see.

[She doesn't.]

Do you have any intention of curing your lycanthropy? From the impression I've gotten from you so far, you appear to embrace it. I don't think that's a bad thing.

[soundsurfing]

.. you know i never thought of doin it?

i got an amulet from yiddlers that lets me return to my human form which is nice because dog mind gets too much sometimes but

i dunno yo

i like the strength an power that comes wid it? yeah i gotta do some stuff i aint pur... par... i aint fond of but i can better protect the ones i love like this?

[quirkynote]

That makes sense, and your reason is noble enough. Humans are so very fragile, it's not uncommon for them to seek ways to make themselves stronger. Magic, science, weapons, they always want to be something...more. It's only reasonable that you, too, would want to be more. No one can blame you for wanting to keep your power.

[soundsurfing]

thanks yo cuz sometimes i wonder if its worth it especially here cuz everyone powerful in their own right you know? like yeah i can team up wid someone but we got some actual gods runnin round