bork?

[soundsurfing]

ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

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[soundsurfing]

oh

huh

he might be

i mean if he me he might not be dangerous but if he me he also might be?? cuz werewolf and what we eat

:( bro what if its me and i want a drink!

[unheiring]

I was under the impression that dogs should not have alcohol, so it should not be an issue.

:)

[soundsurfing]

wow

wow!!

you aint wrong but wow!!

[unheiring]

Oops!

[soundsurfing]

oops he says

bro you lucky you cute!! or id show up an howl at yer window all night in reta

ritalin

retel

revenge

[unheiring]

Go on, boy. You can do it. :)

[soundsurfing]

man i did! its close enough!