bork?

[soundsurfing]

ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

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[soundsurfing]

Then get yo ass up off the floor, bitch!

[ The kicking makes him stagger, oofing with each blow, muzzle dropping open to grin. ]

Unless you really aight wid me buryin' yer ass like one!

[livlaughlove]

[sure, fine, he can wriggle around violently in an effort to free himself from beat's grasp. not a worm, indeed.]

Yer the one who knocked me over 'n started draggin' me!

[soundsurfing]

[ THERE, FINALLY. He cackles as Razlo begins to wriggle, finally jerking his leg free from Beat's grasp, which gets the werewolfs tail wagging. ]

I thought this was a wrestle match! You sayin' you jus' wanted to sit an' drink hot chocolate an' chill? I mean, if you wanna, bro....

[livlaughlove]

[joke's on beat, the second he's released he sweeps a leg at beat's paws. get tripped, idiot.]

Pff -- can ya even eat chocolate, dogbreath?

[soundsurfing]

[ Instead of a yelp Beat ARGHs as he goes down. He can't even try and dodge, Raz is faster than the Werewolf. He coughs on the ground for a moment, wheezing. ]

Sure can, yo. But only once.

[ GRINS. ]

[livlaughlove]

[hope beat is ready to get his arm pulled behind his fuzzy back, then. don't worry, raz isn't aiming to actually dislocate his shoulder.]

Maybe skip the cocoa, then -- ain't tryin' t'getcha killed fer real.

[soundsurfing]

[ hehehehehhehehe he'll allow it because it's fun to then struggle to try and twist himself around to grapple, shifting his legs and feet to try and push at raz. Growl, snarl, sneeze. ]

Dogs got it such shit, yo. [ Grunt, wiggle. ] But it's fine I ain't into sweets. Meat best.

[livlaughlove]

[raz doesn't fully understand the concept of sneezing means it's play, but he behaves accordingly nonetheless. lets himself get tossed to the ground, too.]

I like sweets just fine, but yer right. Meat best.

[soundsurfing]

[ Angelina has a lot to teach you, sir. When he's free, he'll sits up with his arms raised in victory, tail wagging so hard. ]

Meat's best. Also, not gonna lie, yo, weird seein' you out but it's super cool. Other bro's too soft fer a good dirt rumble.

[livlaughlove]

[maybe. he mostly just ignores her, because a normal-ass dog ain't shit compared to a werewolf. it wouldn't even be fun, even if he didn't want to avoid hurting some random animal that didn't do anything to him.

raz also sits up after a second in the dirt, and ruffles his own hair to get said dirt out.]

Eh, might as well get used to it. Happens. [razlo happens so much. he does grin, wide and with teeth, at that last bit, though.] Hah! Liv may be nice, but he ain't soft. His body count makes mine look like kindergarten recess.

[soundsurfing]

[ Oh? Did you not want to be covered in dirt? Incorrect and wrong, big dog in name only, cause Beat proceeds to tackle him again to knock him right back into it. ]

WHAT! .... Or well, yeah I guess, he DID threaten to shoot the shit outta me after the tussle with Wolfword. Wood... elf. [ He bites Liv's elbow but doesn't break skin, just aggressively chews on it as gently as possible. ] That dude that set books on fire. Tell him to come out an' play sometimes, yo. I don't bite.

[ Says the dog, currently biting. ]

[livlaughlove]

[please note that the mention of wolfwood, not being pushed back into the dirt is what makes raz fucking scowl.]

Yer bitin' right now. But yeah, fine, what the fuck ever. Ya just better bite Dogtwig harder. [god knows liv won't let him.]

[soundsurfing]

[ Oho what's that? Something juicy he can take back to Josh? He stops chewing, ears up. ]

Damn you really don't like Woofwool, huh? He piss in yer wheaties or somethin'?

[livlaughlove]

Or somethin'. Back the fuck off, dogbreath. [he is shoving at beat to get away, no longer playful about it.]

[soundsurfing]

Aw, aight yo, aight.

[ He will back off too, sitting back on his butt, hands going back to lean back. ]

Sorry, won't bring 'em up again 'round you.