bork?

[soundsurfing]

ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

Comments

[charmpagne]

[As if Sparkling minds! He will wheeze a little but he doesn't need to breathe, he'll survive a little back-cracking between friends.]

I'm glad to hear that! Knowing how things can be here, it's hard to predict what you might end up waking up to after so long.

[Gives Beat a friendly pat on the head.]

I would say you haven't missed much, but...I've been here long enough to say that certainly isn't the case.

[soundsurfing]

[ The pat on the head signals him to put him down, so he will, but you wont stop his tail from going as he begins sniffing around for Cheesecake. ]

Aw! No! Don't say I didn't miss anythin'! Yer s'posed to say Beat! It's been so BORIN'! There ain't been NOTHIN' widdout you 'round! What'd I miss, what'd I miss!!

[ He knows he missed the Beyonce Seance and he's so mad about that. ]

[charmpagne]

[Oh don't you worry, Cheesecake is here! She has come rocketing out the door moments after Sparkling finished talking, her little mochi paws skidding and leaving sugary dust behind. She's barking her little head off excitedly, hopping up onto Beat's legs like !!! hello!! Hello friend I love you pick me up!!]

Well, Cheesecake certainly missed you, that's for sure!

[soundsurfing]

[ CHEESECAKE!

Beat instantly picks the pup up and snuggles her, mindful not to smear too much frosting off her little cake body. But he will squish the air out of her tiny cake lungs. Not too hard though. ]

Shoulda come wid me to the woods, Cheese! You'da loved it! All the sticks to chase and bury. How you been though, bro?

[ To Sparkling. ]

[charmpagne]

Oh that she would have. She would have brought home plenty of those sticks and dirt too…

[All stuck to her Cheesecakey body. She doesn’t seem to mind though, happily licking Beat’s face regardless and no doubt getting him sticky.]

I’ve been well. Keeping busy at Luca’s bar, mostly. I’ve been taking the time to try to come up with some new concoctions, but moreso in my off time…I doubt I should be peddling my own wares to customers that aren’t mine, you know.