[Surprise! Stan was right there and actually listening!

It isn't that Stan's not surprised, but there were only so many things that could have meant and this is one of them. Granted, it's the most unbelievable one, but...weirder things have happened. There's a scale in his head from normal to cookie person, with Sleeper right in the middle, and news that Loop and Siffrin are the same person is like...at the three quarter mark. Weird on that kind of scale, but not the weirdest!

The wince is sympathetic at least.]

Eesh. So...what, is it an alternate dimensions thing? Or more of a not-so-literal "I lost my whole life in a fight with my twin" thing? And why'd you have to lose your face?

[If either he or Ford had to give up their face forever for some reason, Ford would have to fight him for it fair and square.]