Ha! Well, all criminals gotta start somewhere, right?

[That's probably not what Loop should be getting out of this, but oh well, too late now!]

I've been picking pockets since I was a little kid! If something's not nailed down I could prolly find a way to walk off with it - and even if it is, it's not like a few nails are gonna stop me. Hm, what good stories do I have though...I stole a watch from a witch once? And this other time I robbed a guy of a dozen cursed wax figures. I've gotten thrown outta Vegas more times than I can count for counting cards too, but that shouldn't even count as stealing. It's more like..."creative winning"!

[He pauses, and then thinks out loud - certainly loud enough for Loop to hear.]

...Huh. Did I steal that bear before I taught it to drive? I feel like I definitely did not pay for that bear.