netbook ✧ mid month-ish

[theuniverseleads]

Alright everyone, let's see a show of hands! Who here has wandered into the woods this month?

Come on, be honest. I know several of you DEFINITELY have. And it's fine! The forest can be tricky! We all make stupid mistakes sometimes, there's nothing to be ashamed of~

I'll go first! I didn't, because I'm smart

Comments

[theuniverseleads]

I didn't, though~ Not after I saw what happened to someone else. Nooo thank you!

So? Did you go in the woods?

[leggierissimo]

Mmm, I'm not sure that I believe you~ How do I know you're telling the truth?

Did I? I'm doing just fine, so what do you think?

[theuniverseleads]

I guess you don't! But I have nothing to hide, so it's fine. Believe whatever you want~

I think that's a very evasive answer! You know, it's pretty suspicious to avoid such a simple question if you want me to believe you didn't do it. Are you worried someone is going to get mad at you?

[leggierissimo]

Hardly. I could care less what anyone else thinks. It's more fun to see what your opinion is.

So? Did I or didn't I?

[theuniverseleads]

[hmmmmmm...]

Do I get anything if I'm right?

[leggierissimo]

Sure. I'll give you a special trophy and everything.

[theuniverseleads]

Wow, my very own trophy! I'm holding you to that, okay?

In that case, I think...

You didn't! ✧

[leggierissimo]

Your guess has been recorded! If you've won, your trophy will appear in your hands within 2 business hours.

[theuniverseleads]

Yay! I'm so excited~

[after exactly 5 seconds of waiting] 2 hours is a long time, can't you do it any sooner?

Unless... you added that delay so you could run off into the woods and make it so I'm wrong no matter what? How scandalous! That's cheating, I won't accept it if you did it after~

[leggierissimo]

Wow, impatient much? Love that you're leaping to such conclusions. Maybe I want to have the time to give you something aesthetically pleasing. The sooner you demand it, the more rushed I'll be, and you can't rush art~

[ The truth is, he's just feeling lazy. ]

[theuniverseleads]

You're really raising my expectations here, Starkeeper! Are you Crafting this illustrious and aesthetically-pleasing trophy with only the finest of materials? I'm very difficult to please, you know! [no they're fucking not]

[leggierissimo]

Oh, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Provided you can be patient for more than five seconds, of course. I have high standards.