No, no, they've all been here for a few months at least! Ezell and Flamebringer showed up this summer, but Mr. Jellyfish and Mr. Crane have been here for over a year. That's what they said, anyway.
[Ain is looking over at Elysium with his big, bright eyes. Although he's acting like he doesn't see an issue... he almost certainly fucking does.]
...I was told time passes differently here. We exist in something like a time bubble right now. And if you have a watch or something, I bet it doesn't work right. Or a... what do you call it, phone? The rectangles with the bright lights and the glass screens. There's a clock in that, too, right?
[That doesn't seem right...but Elysium has experienced strange and stranger things before. He's a Catastrophe messenger, after all. He's seen everything and more.]
A phone...? Well, I do have a communication device that I keep with me on my person at all times, but if what you say is true, I don't think it's going to operate here. At least not the way it's meant to...
[Which is!! Concerning!!!! What is he going to do if he can't reach out to Thorns and fill him in on what's happened...?
Elysium sighs.]
This is all so confusing. But I appreciate you giving me this information anyway! I'll have to come back to you if I have more questions later.
[Ain is the correct person to be delving out this information, absolutely.]
Haha... since May? I'm really not an expert, though. [And, you know, the mood is still kind of light... Ain doesn't want to say "by the way if you die you'll come back" all ominously. Let's just keep it chill.] Lots of strange stuff happens here. Some is good, some is bad.
[And then, deciding to launch into a story:]
We all got trapped on the beach over summer~. It wasn't actually that bad — there are really cute animals here, and we had places to sleep and relax. And everyone gathered and played some games to pass the time. There was... oh, Nikolaus called it a "wet T-shirt contest", and there was "spin the bottle". I'd never heard of those games before coming here.
[Probably for the best for the time being. Elysium still has snow stuck to his hair and feathers after all, he has plenty of time to be filled in on the dark stuff.
OH okay it's storytime-]
The beach? That sounds like more my speed. It's so cold here right now...
[Whining, he feigns a shiver, wrapping his arms around himself.
And then...Elysium's eyes light up suddenly as he leans in closer to Ain.]
Wait a minute, you had a wet t-shirt contest? For real? And I missed it?
[Slumps forward...sad. How come he missed that!! What the fuck!!! If he's going to be teleported through space and time or whatever, the least it could have done was drop him here during the warm weather or something.]
I'm also not sure I like that nickname. Can't you come up with a more flattering one, if you won't call me Elysium? Like...Mr. Handsome? Mr. Good-looking?
I can't believe you're even asking me that question. Just look at me, I'm gorgeous! I have such pretty, striking white hair, with this lovely streak of red...and look at my feathers! I keep them in pristine condition, you know. I'm lean, and you wouldn't believe the musculature I have underneath this coat. It's just too cold for me right now to remove it.
[Huff! Huff!!!]
I've also got the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen, and a lovely voice. Don't you just want to listen to me talk just to hear it?
Which is why I'm hoping I can get back to Rhodes soon...they need me.
[Hahaha-]
But yes, that's right. Being able to communicate over longer distances than most others would makes my job trivial compared to most. Though I try not to use it unnecessarily.
[What he considers "necessary" remains to be seen...annoying people with his opinions? Probably deemed necessary.]
[Elysium gasps softly, his nose wrinkling a bit at the sudden cold nipping at it. He'll then reach up to touch two fingers to the end of his nose, then gasp in a louder, much more dramatic way. He may not have a tail to wag, but he sure is expanding like a ghibli character with the way his feathers floof out.]
You have Arts!
[Magic. Arts. Same-ish thing.]
You can control ice...like Gnosis. That's not nothing! That's a pretty powerful ability to have, on top of being a healer...my job is important no doubt, but those who excel in combat are in as much of high demand as any.
Aww, it's not that good. Really, my best spells are all about healing and shielding~. And my combat magic can only be done outside. I don't want to break anything.
[He makes vortexes. That's kind of not inside magic.]
But yes, I'm from a group of adventurers~. It's my job to keep them safe. The other healer in our group is... [Scrunches his nose up,] Ten? Thirteen? Or something like that, haha, she's only a kid. Last I saw her, I was teaching her basic first aid.
[He hopes :) his friends aren't dead :) Laby can be trusted with the healing but also his friends are reckless assholes—]
But, if we get separated, we can't communicate like you can. We got this device once... it was called a "walkie-talkie" or something, but it's not like we just have those. It's very difficult to contact people many miles away where I'm from.
Oh, really? I made a device like that for my partner, Thorns. We've...been unfortunately separated for a time, so I wanted to be able to still communicate over the long distance.
[He's making them sound like boyfriends straight up]
I don't intend to overstay my welcome here, but I would be more than happy to show you how I made mine, assuming this place has the right parts.
Haha... I hope your partner, [edge to his tone that says "romantic?"] is here for your sanity, Mr. Know-it-all, because... we can't exactly leave. If we could, I think a lot of us would've gone home by now.
Oh, but if you could show me tinkering like that, it would be nice of you. Mr. Crane probably has the parts. He's a nerd~.
One time I fluttered my eyelashes at his husband and he picked me up while totally shirtless~. I think I can convince either of them to give you the supplies.
[You did not flutter your eyelashes you fucking liar, you asked "hey can I room with you guys on the beach" and Enciodes decided to rizz you up because it's Funny, and you folded like a shitty auditorium chair. Don't tell fibs.]
Mm... we can't leave because there's a pissed-off false god in the woods keeping us all here, I think? But if you refer to it as a god, you make it more powerful, so you have to call it things like "motherfucker" and "pissbaby" and stuff. [Ain.] Being mean weakens it~. Or you can just call it "the Forest" and everyone knows what you're talking about. We're all trying to find a way out of here, but it's tough... haha, sorry. I didn't want to bring it up until later, since you were so chipper.
Oooho~ Do you think he'd pick me up if I did that?
[Smash cut to Elysium being in the Family Guy Death pose
But the sillies aren't forever...because Ain continues to explain about how they can't leave, and they're being held captive by a.........gggggod? And yeah, it all. Sounds pretty shitty, if he's going to be honest.]
...oh. You're serious about that, aren't you?
[Haha uuuuuuuuh]
I suppose I can be mean if it's for a good cause! As long as some eldritch being doesn't surface and explode my head for calling it a pissbaby.
But that's...mm. Very...discouraging to hear. I really...can't leave Rhodes right now. Mm...
Unfortunately, none of us really had a choice. Mr. Crane and Mr. Jellyfish have been here for over a year. I really don't want to be a downer and say "get used to it", but we can't leave this dimension. I know you miss your... significant other, [that is not the word he used Ain] and I know your job is important, but that's how it is right now.
[He doesn't want to be a downer, he says, but also... yeah, buddy, you're gonna have to get used to it.]
[Elysium turns red when Ain says Thorns is his "significant other", but he also...doesn't........correct him.....okay Elysium keep drinking the Copium.]
W-well...this wouldn't be the first time I've been stuck somewhere I didn't mean to be.
[Cough he's legally someone's slave cough cough]
I'm just going to have to adapt.
[He's sure someone will come looking for him...soon enough.]
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[Ain is looking over at Elysium with his big, bright eyes. Although he's acting like he doesn't see an issue... he almost certainly fucking does.]
...I was told time passes differently here. We exist in something like a time bubble right now. And if you have a watch or something, I bet it doesn't work right. Or a... what do you call it, phone? The rectangles with the bright lights and the glass screens. There's a clock in that, too, right?
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A phone...? Well, I do have a communication device that I keep with me on my person at all times, but if what you say is true, I don't think it's going to operate here. At least not the way it's meant to...
[Which is!! Concerning!!!! What is he going to do if he can't reach out to Thorns and fill him in on what's happened...?
Elysium sighs.]
This is all so confusing. But I appreciate you giving me this information anyway! I'll have to come back to you if I have more questions later.
[Ain is the correct person to be delving out this information, absolutely.]
How long have you been here then, Ain?
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[And then, deciding to launch into a story:]
We all got trapped on the beach over summer~. It wasn't actually that bad — there are really cute animals here, and we had places to sleep and relax. And everyone gathered and played some games to pass the time. There was... oh, Nikolaus called it a "wet T-shirt contest", and there was "spin the bottle". I'd never heard of those games before coming here.
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OH okay it's storytime-]
The beach? That sounds like more my speed. It's so cold here right now...
[Whining, he feigns a shiver, wrapping his arms around himself.
And then...Elysium's eyes light up suddenly as he leans in closer to Ain.]
Wait a minute, you had a wet t-shirt contest? For real? And I missed it?
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[Shit-eating grin... tail wag. Horrible, truly.]
I don't think you'd like the walk back much, though, haha!!
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[Slumps forward...sad. How come he missed that!! What the fuck!!! If he's going to be teleported through space and time or whatever, the least it could have done was drop him here during the warm weather or something.]
I'm also not sure I like that nickname. Can't you come up with a more flattering one, if you won't call me Elysium? Like...Mr. Handsome? Mr. Good-looking?
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[Huffs!!!! Well now you're just showing off.]
I can't believe you're even asking me that question. Just look at me, I'm gorgeous! I have such pretty, striking white hair, with this lovely streak of red...and look at my feathers! I keep them in pristine condition, you know. I'm lean, and you wouldn't believe the musculature I have underneath this coat. It's just too cold for me right now to remove it.
[Huff! Huff!!!]
I've also got the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen, and a lovely voice. Don't you just want to listen to me talk just to hear it?
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Something tells me you'll talk no matter what~. [Ain! Be nice!] Are you sure you're not lying about having muscles, though? I mean...
[He reaches out and pokes Elysium. Right in the shoulder, even! The scandal!]
You seem pretty soft and squishy.
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Elysium's feathers puff out a little, indignantly.]
I would never lie about something like that.
[His gaze flickers away, just briefly.]
I am a Catastrophe messenger. If I weren't in fit condition, more people than just me would be in a lot of trouble.
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[Mr. Know-it-all... Mr. Important... hm.]
Oh, that's why you do that voice thing, then. You're like a walking siren...
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[He's so humble, too.]
Which is why I'm hoping I can get back to Rhodes soon...they need me.
[Hahaha-]
But yes, that's right. Being able to communicate over longer distances than most others would makes my job trivial compared to most. Though I try not to use it unnecessarily.
[What he considers "necessary" remains to be seen...annoying people with his opinions? Probably deemed necessary.]
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[Ain, you would literally use this power to DM Elsword. You wouldn't use it for good.]
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[Do not inflate his ego you're making him WORSE]
But no, it's just one-way. I can call out and deliver important messages, but if you have anything to say back, you'll have to come find me!
[Winks. He winks at Ain. I hate this man.]
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Ooh~. Wow, I don't have anything like that. I know mostly healing magic, but I can do fun things, too. Like this!
[And then he gathers a bit of magical frost on his fingertips and boops Elysium on the snoot with it.
Why.]
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You have Arts!
[Magic. Arts. Same-ish thing.]
You can control ice...like Gnosis. That's not nothing! That's a pretty powerful ability to have, on top of being a healer...my job is important no doubt, but those who excel in combat are in as much of high demand as any.
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[He makes vortexes. That's kind of not inside magic.]
But yes, I'm from a group of adventurers~. It's my job to keep them safe. The other healer in our group is... [Scrunches his nose up,] Ten? Thirteen? Or something like that, haha, she's only a kid. Last I saw her, I was teaching her basic first aid.
[He hopes :) his friends aren't dead :) Laby can be trusted with the healing but also his friends are reckless assholes—]
But, if we get separated, we can't communicate like you can. We got this device once... it was called a "walkie-talkie" or something, but it's not like we just have those. It's very difficult to contact people many miles away where I'm from.
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[He's making them sound like boyfriends straight up]
I don't intend to overstay my welcome here, but I would be more than happy to show you how I made mine, assuming this place has the right parts.
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Oh, but if you could show me tinkering like that, it would be nice of you. Mr. Crane probably has the parts. He's a nerd~.
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[Somehow...........he doubts that.
But at the mention of Thorns, Elysium visibly deflates. He's still smiling, but it's clear he looks more than a little sad about it.]
He...he's out at sea right now. Very far away. I'm not sure how likely it is he would be here, since I don't see any oceans for miles...
[...]
Oh, I probably didn't understand you right...but why can't we leave, exactly?
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[You did not flutter your eyelashes you fucking liar, you asked "hey can I room with you guys on the beach" and Enciodes decided to rizz you up because it's Funny, and you folded like a shitty auditorium chair. Don't tell fibs.]
Mm... we can't leave because there's a pissed-off false god in the woods keeping us all here, I think? But if you refer to it as a god, you make it more powerful, so you have to call it things like "motherfucker" and "pissbaby" and stuff. [Ain.] Being mean weakens it~. Or you can just call it "the Forest" and everyone knows what you're talking about. We're all trying to find a way out of here, but it's tough... haha, sorry. I didn't want to bring it up until later, since you were so chipper.
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[Smash cut to Elysium being in the Family Guy Death pose
But the sillies aren't forever...because Ain continues to explain about how they can't leave, and they're being held captive by a.........gggggod? And yeah, it all. Sounds pretty shitty, if he's going to be honest.]
...oh. You're serious about that, aren't you?
[Haha uuuuuuuuh]
I suppose I can be mean if it's for a good cause! As long as some eldritch being doesn't surface and explode my head for calling it a pissbaby.
But that's...mm. Very...discouraging to hear. I really...can't leave Rhodes right now. Mm...
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[He doesn't want to be a downer, he says, but also... yeah, buddy, you're gonna have to get used to it.]
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[Elysium turns red when Ain says Thorns is his "significant other", but he also...doesn't........correct him.....okay Elysium keep drinking the Copium.]
W-well...this wouldn't be the first time I've been stuck somewhere I didn't mean to be.
[Cough he's legally someone's slave cough cough]
I'm just going to have to adapt.
[He's sure someone will come looking for him...soon enough.]
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Are you new lovers? Haha, you blushed just now~. What do they look like? Are they cute?
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