[Damn, okay. If Ciel is just going to hand the gun over, of course Wolfwood will take it to inspect it. He knows guns, so he's immediately looking at every part to study how it operates, though he can't say he's ever used a gunblade before. That kind of technology, hard-light or whatever...isn't really a thing back home yet, he's pretty sure. Or, if it ever was, it's relegated to being lost tech that he never would have had his hands on anyway.]
I mean. Yeah, probably. Sick as hell though.
[He wants a gunblade now. What the fuck.]
Listen, this is gonna sound weird, so like. Don't freak out on me.
[look, maybe he can steal these when i kill ciel in the woods after this tdm— they just wouldn't work tho lmao.
"This is gonna sound weird" is a standard turn of phrase in the El Search Party, and in fact he's pretty sure Elsword says it daily before saying the most standard shit an 18 year old could possibly say, so what—
Oh.
The good news is, Ciel is so Lu-addled right now he literally thinks nothing of it and just blinks wide-eyed at Wolfwood. He can think of one reason why Wolfwood would know him, and that is:]
I am, yes — tell me you heard it from a short girl with long white hair and blue horns.
[Okay, well! Healer! That's good!! We like healer!]
Is anyone else? [Pause. Hold on—] How long have we been here? I saw him yesterday — we were near the Steel Wall giving Raven hell.
[You know, for being bisexual, like good friends do. Welcome out of the closet or whatever your friends are assholes.]
The only reason it's "yesterday" is because I woke up here in bed, which means at some point I fell asleep, and woke up in another location. [Where Lu :( ]
[Ain is here!! He can't help but be kindof amused by that response, like yep, he knows what you're feeling right now, Ciel. You may have known Ain for a long time, but Wolfwood is dating the guy.
The usual questions come as expected, so Wolfwood will start counting things off on his fingers as he explains.]
Elsword is here, but I don't think it's gonna be the Elsword you know. [Ominous] Add was here, but he ain't right now.
[He is in the Garden, but he isn't going to try to explain that in the same breath right now, it'd just be more confusing.]
Oh yeah, Chung too. But I don't really know the guy that well. How long...for me it's been like, a year? But it's hard to say if that's true since time here is kindof fucked. Ain showed up some months after I did.
[Wolfwood. You are giving this man a fucking crisis.]
Where did Add go? [Wait until you hear that Add's a doctor—] If he's been stuck with Ain this whole time, I imagine he'd wander off, [ciel] but not if Elsword is around, too.
[Wait until you hear th—]
If time here is "kind of fucked", this is probably some sort of time bubble, right? Something like Henir's Space?
Add... [Okay never mind guess he's explaining this NOW] We don't always stay here, permanently. Don't really know what causes it or why, but it just...happens. I do know he's fine, he's just not here in the Grove. He's in a place we call the "Garden".
[He won't explain further unless Ciel asks. He hopes Ciel doesn't ask to go there-]
Dunno if I'd call it a time bubble, exactly...but somethin' like that. We still measure time by days and shit from what we're able to tell, but it's hard to really know how long it's been.
[I'm going to be nice and spare Ciel the momentary "my idiot friend is dead" shock and horror. Add's gardening. Weird, but whatever, he probably found a robot in it or someshit.]
Right.
[Time bubble weirdness... Henir's Space weirdness... although this feels quite different. Ugh, Lu would know if she were here. (Lu would not know.)
The momentary panic abates, and he just feels heavier. The snowflake necklace is gradually melting down against his shirt and he's completely oblivious to it. Too tired. Too drained. Too limbs-are-heavy. He hasn't even grabbed his gunblade back from Wolfwood, he's just sort of Existing right now.]
What a mess... ah, sorry. I didn't ask you for your name. I appreciate the infodump.
Do a really sexy alarming thing by reaching out and literally ripping the necklace off Ciel's neck. Like, grabbing and popping the lead around Ciel's neck, assuming it is indeed that easy to break. And if it's not, well, sorry in advance-
He'll hand the gunblade back in the same movement.]
Yeah yeah, don't mention it. Everybody gets one.
Name's Nicholas D. Wolfwood. People just call me Wolfwood.
[What an odd last name, thinks a man who hangs out with a guy whose name is essentially John God, and another guy whose family put El in his fucking name.
Also, colour him surprised at the way this fucking guy just reaches over and yanks a necklace he didn't even know he was wearing off? He patpats his chest like. What. Wheremst. That was melting on him the whole time?]
Th... thanks. [Girl, what the fuck.] So, uh. I guess I should ask you how the others are doing, right? My friends, I mean.
[Haha, maybe you should only ask about One of them since the others are Unknown. Minus Add, we've covered Add.]
Sorry. Newbies have been showin' up with those on, they're another present from the Wraiths. You don't wanna keep it on long enough for it to melt away.
[He's just going to walk this over to the fireplace and chuck it in there, goodbyeeee.]
Anyway, they're doin'...fine. Ain's prolly at the Bakery right now, or he might be visitin' the guys at the cabin. Either way, he's okay.
[Well. For Now!]
Elsword's with Mizuki at the therapy buildin', I'd reckon.
They've all been taken away from their homes, "fine" is the best you're gonna do in this case.
[It's a little different for some, who are either dead or have nothing much to go back to...but yeah. Even Wolfwood, who despises where he's from, has a reason to go back.]
Also I dunno if he's actually gettin' therapy or not. That's just where Mizuki lives, cause he offers therapy to people.
Also: fuck if I know. There ain't really any "laws" in this place. We kindof hafta govern ourselves, if you could call it that.
[Shut the FUCK UP you have SO many friends here don't even try to deny it.
Anyway, since they're inside Wolfwood can't legally smoke without someone trying to kill him over it, so he'll pull a sucker from his pocket to pop into his mouth to give his jaw something to work over while they talk.]
Anyway...s'prolly better to too say what isn't a problem, here. This Grove is a prison, and we're all trapped in it. You can't leave, and if you try you'll prolly die out there against the fog wall that keeps us here. There's a creature in the Forest that thrives on tormentin' us all, so...if you're here for any time at all, I hate to tell you that's what you got to look forward to.
Yeah? [Ciel oh my god.] He's pretty damn manipulative when he wants to be! I've known him for three or four years now, and he's not usually the nicest guy!
[Ciel likes him just fine but also: It took them like 2 years to actually get along because Ain kept being racist.]
[That gets Wolfwood to make a face, and before he can stop himself his temper gets the better of him as he points a finger in Ciel's direction and snarls.]
Watch your mouth. He can be a little shit, yeah, but he didn't manipulate me into datin' 'im if that's what you're tryin' to imply.
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I mean. Yeah, probably. Sick as hell though.
[He wants a gunblade now. What the fuck.]
Listen, this is gonna sound weird, so like. Don't freak out on me.
But are you...Ciel?
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"This is gonna sound weird" is a standard turn of phrase in the El Search Party, and in fact he's pretty sure Elsword says it daily before saying the most standard shit an 18 year old could possibly say, so what—
Oh.
The good news is, Ciel is so Lu-addled right now he literally thinks nothing of it and just blinks wide-eyed at Wolfwood. He can think of one reason why Wolfwood would know him, and that is:]
I am, yes — tell me you heard it from a short girl with long white hair and blue horns.
[lmao. worse, even.]
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[So you know HMM WHO COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE-]
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Ain is here?
[Okay, well! Healer! That's good!! We like healer!]
Is anyone else? [Pause. Hold on—] How long have we been here? I saw him yesterday — we were near the Steel Wall giving Raven hell.
[You know, for being bisexual, like good friends do. Welcome out of the closet or whatever your friends are assholes.]
The only reason it's "yesterday" is because I woke up here in bed, which means at some point I fell asleep, and woke up in another location. [Where Lu :( ]
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[Ain is here!! He can't help but be kindof amused by that response, like yep, he knows what you're feeling right now, Ciel. You may have known Ain for a long time, but Wolfwood is dating the guy.
The usual questions come as expected, so Wolfwood will start counting things off on his fingers as he explains.]
Elsword is here, but I don't think it's gonna be the Elsword you know. [Ominous] Add was here, but he ain't right now.
[He is in the Garden, but he isn't going to try to explain that in the same breath right now, it'd just be more confusing.]
Oh yeah, Chung too. But I don't really know the guy that well. How long...for me it's been like, a year? But it's hard to say if that's true since time here is kindof fucked. Ain showed up some months after I did.
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Months?
[Wolfwood. You are giving this man a fucking crisis.]
Where did Add go? [Wait until you hear that Add's a doctor—] If he's been stuck with Ain this whole time, I imagine he'd wander off, [ciel] but not if Elsword is around, too.
[Wait until you hear th—]
If time here is "kind of fucked", this is probably some sort of time bubble, right? Something like Henir's Space?
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[He won't explain further unless Ciel asks. He hopes Ciel doesn't ask to go there-]
Dunno if I'd call it a time bubble, exactly...but somethin' like that. We still measure time by days and shit from what we're able to tell, but it's hard to really know how long it's been.
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Right.
[Time bubble weirdness... Henir's Space weirdness... although this feels quite different. Ugh, Lu would know if she were here. (Lu would not know.)
The momentary panic abates, and he just feels heavier. The snowflake necklace is gradually melting down against his shirt and he's completely oblivious to it. Too tired. Too drained. Too limbs-are-heavy. He hasn't even grabbed his gunblade back from Wolfwood, he's just sort of Existing right now.]
What a mess... ah, sorry. I didn't ask you for your name. I appreciate the infodump.
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[Let him just-
Do a really
sexyalarming thing by reaching out and literally ripping the necklace off Ciel's neck. Like, grabbing and popping the lead around Ciel's neck, assuming it is indeed that easy to break. And if it's not, well, sorry in advance-He'll hand the gunblade back in the same movement.]
Yeah yeah, don't mention it. Everybody gets one.
Name's Nicholas D. Wolfwood. People just call me Wolfwood.
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Also, colour him surprised at the way this fucking guy just reaches over and yanks a necklace he didn't even know he was wearing off? He patpats his chest like. What. Wheremst. That was melting on him the whole time?]
Th... thanks. [Girl, what the fuck.] So, uh. I guess I should ask you how the others are doing, right? My friends, I mean.
[Haha, maybe you should only ask about One of them since the others are Unknown. Minus Add, we've covered Add.]
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[He's just going to walk this over to the fireplace and chuck it in there, goodbyeeee.]
Anyway, they're doin'...fine. Ain's prolly at the Bakery right now, or he might be visitin' the guys at the cabin. Either way, he's okay.
[Well. For Now!]
Elsword's with Mizuki at the therapy buildin', I'd reckon.
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Just "fine", huh? [Elsword is getting THERAPY?????????] What's Elsword doing in therapy?
[CIEL, HE NEEDS IT]
Wait, does asking that break some kind of medical laws here...?
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[It's a little different for some, who are either dead or have nothing much to go back to...but yeah. Even Wolfwood, who despises where he's from, has a reason to go back.]
Also I dunno if he's actually gettin' therapy or not. That's just where Mizuki lives, cause he offers therapy to people.
Also: fuck if I know. There ain't really any "laws" in this place. We kindof hafta govern ourselves, if you could call it that.
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We normally wander together, but I guess home is where your friends are, right?
[Ough, and Ain is super clingy...]
So, what's the situation here, other than my friends being largely missing? I assume this place has its share of problems, right?
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[Shut the FUCK UP you have SO many friends here don't even try to deny it.
Anyway, since they're inside Wolfwood can't legally smoke without someone trying to kill him over it, so he'll pull a sucker from his pocket to pop into his mouth to give his jaw something to work over while they talk.]
Anyway...s'prolly better to too say what isn't a problem, here. This Grove is a prison, and we're all trapped in it. You can't leave, and if you try you'll prolly die out there against the fog wall that keeps us here. There's a creature in the Forest that thrives on tormentin' us all, so...if you're here for any time at all, I hate to tell you that's what you got to look forward to.
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You seem to know a lot about where people typically hang out, for someone who claims not to have friends.
[He flips his wrist, though, watching Wolfwood out of the corner of his eye.]
Right, evil megalomaniacs and pocket dimensions, essentially. Got it. I'll solve it by tomorrow morning. [Ciel.] I'm an assassin, after all.
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[He shakes his head, the candy clicking audibly against his teeth.]
If you don't believe me, go talk to your friends. They'll say the same thing.
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[You know!! Just fucking dropping that as he rises to his feet.]
the way i thought i tagged this
Seriously? Are you being blackmailed into it? Blink twice if you need help!
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[Wolfwood peers at Ciel with a quirked brow, his hackles raising a bit.]
We've been datin' for months. S'that weird?
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[Ciel likes him just fine but also: It took them like 2 years to actually get along because Ain kept being racist.]
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Watch your mouth. He can be a little shit, yeah, but he didn't manipulate me into datin' 'im if that's what you're tryin' to imply.
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[Okay, he yields!]
I'm just making sure! He spent two years calling me slurs, you know!
[He's also still using them so oops]
If you say you're fine, I'll believe you, so no need to get all pointy there.
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But. When Ciel relents, so does Wolfwood, letting his arm drop as he leans back on his good foot.]
Yeah, well. He still does that here.
[So.]
He's a little shit and he drives me insane...but I love him. That's all there is to it.
shut up i didn't forget
I will pretend I do not see