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[livlaughlove]

WHO'D WIN IN A FIGHT: CHESTER CHEETAH OR TONY THE TIGER

MAKE YOUR CASE FOR OTHER FOOD MASCOTS

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[kingincognito]

What are food mascots?

[unheiring]

... are these Beasts?
Are we talking about Beasts?

[livlaughlove]

LOOK AT THE SNACKS N SHIT IN THE INN KITCHEN, THEY GOT CREATURES ON EM

[livlaughlove]

KINDA, BUT REAL SPECIFIC. LEARN TO READ

[he is feeling generous today. he'll draw an arrow to his instructions to joshua.]

[unheiring]

it is almost as if these netbooks update constantly and i had already written it before you clarified.
incredible, truly.

[livlaughlove]

[razlo is not an artist. nonetheless, he doodles a very shitty bird with very angry eyebrows and a speech bubble that says "BLAH BLAH BLAH".]

[kingincognito]

Oh. I see. They are animals associated with food packaging.

Which one has your vote?

[unheiring]

[Luca underlines it. That's it.

Razlo doesn't need to know that he made Luca laugh.]

You are only proving me right.

[livlaughlove]

WELL MY FIRST INSTINCT'LL ALWAYS BE TIGER, CUZ THEY'RE THE POWERHOUSES OF THE CAT WORLD, N CHEETAHS'RE THE PUSSIES. HOWEVER, TONY IS REAL FUCKIN WHOLESOME, HE'S USUALLY JUST CHEERIN ON KIDS. CHESTER'S PRETTY GODDAMN UNHINGED, A REAL REBEL, SO I THINK HE'D EASILY OUTWIT GOODY-TWO-PAWS TONY N RUN HIM OVER WITH A CAR OR SOME SHIT

[livlaughlove]

AND YOU AIN'T PROVIN SHIT. WHO'S YOUR MONEY ON?

[chickenchoicejudy]

Uh, OBVIOUSLY Tony - look at him!!!! He's RIPPED! Chester's cool and all but Tony could snap him in half!

...Actually, Chester might be into that?

[livlaughlove]

HAHA, GAY

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude, come on. You can TOTALLY see it right?

Chester would mellow him out and get him out to parties and Tony is grounded and keeps Chester from doing anything too illegal. Plus he could pick him up and throw him around AND he's nice. Some dude like you laughs at him for being gay and Tony would sock him in the jaw so hard he flies across the room and through the nearest wall!

And then Tony would be like "That guy wasn't GRRRRREAT babe, you okay?"

[unheiring]

Does it matter?
The cheetah, I suppose?

[livlaughlove]

I CHANGED MY MIND. TIGER WINS

[kingincognito]

[ what just happened. what has he seen here with his own eyeballs ]

Well, that is [ a very long pause goes here ] a very sound reasoning, I suppose. Power does not mean everything.

[livlaughlove]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

YOU'RE PUTTIN A LOTTA THOUGHT INTO IT, I GOTTA HAND IT TO YA!

MAYBE TOO MUCH THOUGHT? DO YA WANT MR. THE TIGER TO SWEEP YA OFF YER PAWS?

[unheiring]

.... what is wrong with the both of you?

[unheiring]

that petty, are you?

[livlaughlove]

USUALLY IT IS, IF YA GOT ENOUGH OF IT. BUT A LOTTA TIME CUNNING BEATS OUT BRUTE FORCE

[oh, yeah, razlo? sound familiar?]

YOU SEEN ANY OTHER CEREAL BOX CRITTERS YA WANNA THROW INTO THE RING?

[livlaughlove]

YES. YES I AM

[livlaughlove]

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE WRITIN OUR FURRY FANFICTION

[chickenchoicejudy]

Maybe if he took me to dinner first, haha. ;)

[livlaughlove]

WHAT'S POOR CHESTER GONNA DO WHEN YA STEAL HIS BIG BEEF?? WON'T ANYBODY THINKA THE CHEETAH?????

[chickenchoicejudy]

Maybe Chester should have been a better partner! Tony's wholesome, he wouldn't CHEAT.