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[livlaughlove]

WHO'D WIN IN A FIGHT: CHESTER CHEETAH OR TONY THE TIGER

MAKE YOUR CASE FOR OTHER FOOD MASCOTS

Comments

[kingincognito]

What are food mascots?

[livlaughlove]

LOOK AT THE SNACKS N SHIT IN THE INN KITCHEN, THEY GOT CREATURES ON EM

[unheiring]

... are these Beasts?
Are we talking about Beasts?

[livlaughlove]

KINDA, BUT REAL SPECIFIC. LEARN TO READ

[he is feeling generous today. he'll draw an arrow to his instructions to joshua.]

[chickenchoicejudy]

Uh, OBVIOUSLY Tony - look at him!!!! He's RIPPED! Chester's cool and all but Tony could snap him in half!

...Actually, Chester might be into that?

[livlaughlove]

HAHA, GAY

[oleaeuropaea]

how about razzers the grizzly bear?

[livlaughlove]

ONESHOT ANY FURRY OR LEPRECHAUN OR PIRATE, EASY

[bajamutblast]

What is a Cheetah?
For that matter, what is a Tiger?

[livlaughlove]

SKINNY BIG CAT WITH SPOTS. VERY FAST. CAN'T EVEN ROAR

BULKY BIG CAT WITH STRIPES. BIGGEST CAT ACTUALLY. CAN KILL YA WITH ONE BITE TO THE SKULL

[goldenambition]

Did you know house cats have a higher kill rate then pretty much any other cat?

But if we gotta pick mascots for food, there's a restaurant in my hometown that has a displacer beast as it's mascot, so I'd pick that.

[livlaughlove]

YEAH SYLVIE COULD TAKE TONY OR CHESTER WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND HER BACK

LIKE THAT THING FROM NERD SHIT? THAT'S PRETTY BADASS. GOTTA AGREE IT'D KICK EITHER OF THEIR ASSES

[magicalsplashflare]

Y'know... technically... in my god's world, I'm a food mascot. I have some curry with me on it, if you wanna try it sometime!

[livlaughlove]

ON GOD??? HAHAHAHA I WANNA TRY IT!!!

[lilyberation]

( sometimes you open the netbook to see what's happening in the grove.

and sometimes you immediately close it. although... it reminds her of some of the debates back in school... )

[livlaughlove]

[weasel's deepest apologies to lily specifically.

does razlo really surprise her at this point, though...]

[foreversembrace]

why does your food have animals on it
is it made of cheetah? tiger?

[livlaughlove]

NO IDIOT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A MASCOT SO THEY CAN MAKE ADVERTISEMENTS N COMMERCIALS N MAKE IT APPEALIN TO LITTLE KIDS

[theuniverseleads]

[They came here to make a dumb pun about cereal or cats or something but after squinting in confusion for several dozen comments...]

Is gay a swear word?? The netbook REALLY doesn't like translating those, and I feel like I'm missing some context here.

[unheiring]

if you ask the child on here, it might be.

[eidxiety]

It's a sexuality! Like when you're only attracted to boys and you're also a boy, or when you're only attracted to girls and you're also a girl :D

it isn't playercesting if i don't actually interact with myself

[rabbithearted]

[much like lily, val opens the netbook.

val sees multiple lovingly detailed drawings of various animalfolk making out sloppy-style.

val closes the netbook.

val hates it here.]

[thebladebringstheflame]

[and i'll do it again]

[quirkynote]

Animal fighting is a serious crime! Guilty!

Gagtag except not really

[oleaeuropaea]

Better gear up, Razzers. This one looks angry