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EVENT 023

CHAOS IN PARADISE
The more problems get solved, the more others start to pop up. Sure, some heroes saved the children in the manor — who are no longer children — but those siblings are now comatose, and the manor is on permanent lockdown, black briars blocking every possible entrance and Corrupting anyone who tries to get in. Sure, some sneaky hopefuls hid a magic circle to help maintain the fog barrier (and keep the Forest out) in a secret location, but now the magic in the Grove feels off. Your spells come out more powerful as intended while the world is out of balance, and it seems like they will for some time.

Maybe in your haste to fix all the Grove’s issues, you forgot about a certain skeleton spirit who shows up every April in some attempt to help you cheer up. Perhaps you remembered, and were hoping he’d arrive. Either way, Mr. Bone-Jangles clatters into the Grove in broad daylight, waves hello to those of you lingering in the centre of the Grove, and snaps his phalanges.

Immediately, a magenta-coloured, swirling portal opens up underneath your feet, and your friend’s feet, and that friend’s feet, until most of the centre of the Grove is consumed by it. Those of you on the outside, free of the portal’s reach, may witness it: everyone caught in it gets pulled into the rift, Heimr and Ydalir and Mr. Bone-Jangles included. In the next blink, the portal is closed and they’re gone, leaving behind flowers where each of them fell.

For those of you who got caught in the portal, you’ll find yourself at the entrance of a city, where a sign reads: WELCOME TO NEO EDEN.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3
Trying to turn around and walk outside the city causes your nose to crinkle as you slam facefirst into an invisible barrier. You can see other buildings outside this barrier, natural as a landscape could come, and yet you can’t progress. The skies are a somewhat odd purplish-blue, though you can’t tell if that’s because your eyes are straining against the bright neon of the city lights or not. Underneath the arcing city sign, a police car labelled “NEO EDEN P.D.” passes by, the robotic simulacra of human law enforcement inside giving everyone a friendly wave before it keeps driving, seemingly having come from beyond the barrier and thus warping into the space, as far as your eyes can tell anyway.

Mr. Bone-Jangles helpfully guides you further into the city, past the holograms of normal humans in neon-glowing techwear going about their business. They don’t respond to anything you do or say, seemingly on a set path, living their daily lives. The city is packed enough to be claustrophobic, cars and holograms rushing past, a stark change from the small-town vibes of the Grove. Those of you who fish in your pockets as you wander will find that your magic notebooks have been replaced with cellphones, and all prior notebook correspondences are there, as well as any new ones. The cellphone does nothing other than connect to group chat, but this one is clearly cooler — you can send emojis, stickers, and GIFs without drawing them.

…those on the other side, however, are getting each GIF drawn out frame-by-frame in the notebooks. Please don’t spam GIFs at your friends.

Additionally in your pockets is a small plastic card — a debit card, for those of you who are familiar with them — containing 1,000 Credits, the currency here. You didn’t think your shells would be useful, did you? Simply tapping the card at any facility that takes payment will subtract the necessary amount… but 1,000 Credits isn’t much. It’s enough to buy a thousand candy bars, but unless you’re frugal, it won’t last you the month. Luckily, it looks like every store on the nearby shopping strip is hiring! From restaurants to clothing stores, to empty buildings that you can make your own business out of… surely this capitalistic nightmare will be tenable!

The lack of animals is noticeable as you head further into the city, toward what signage says is called “Mania Square”. The birds, instead of being your typical Grove plantanimals, are robotic. There’s a severe lack of any pests despite the garbage in the alleyway dumpsters — no bugs, no rodents, no raccoons. Mania Square itself contains a fountain big enough to swim in, the centre focal point of the public plaza, but Bone-Jangles hooks a sharp left and leads you to the apartments instead. Up three stories are small studio rooms for each of you, your names written on the door placards in your own handwriting, and the insides are customized to your exact preference already. A notice pinned above your kitchenette tells you rent is due by April 30th… you hope you aren’t here for that long.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?
Despite the standard day and night cycle, some of you may notice this place still doesn’t feel quite right, a bit outside of time. That shouldn’t stop you from having fun! And should you need to go back to the Grove — or if you’re someone looking to get into Neo Eden in the first place — you need only to gaze into a mirror placed in each of your bedrooms or apartments and wish to go home… which may lead you to fall catastrophically through it to the other side. Try not to hit your chin on the ground.

Life goes on regardless. In this city, there’s a lot to do. You could go shopping at the strip mall near Mania Square, where Heimr and Ydalir have set up a temporary shop to continue to provide for everyone’s needs. They’ll still take shells, but there’s nothing much they can do if you run out of Credits — both will gently suggest you find work in Neo Eden. You guys own businesses back at the Grove, it can’t be that bad, can it?

The good news is, Mr. Bone-Jangles and his entourage of skeletons who you swear weren’t originally here 12 hours ago are happy to help you get a job, where the interview process involves simply “showing up and asking your holographic boss if you can be employed”. Starting your own business is more difficult — you’ll need a loan from the bank! — but not impossible. Any hologram humans that come in to buy things will ignore you, get what they want, and leave. The only time you can interact with your fellow neon-coloured humans is when they’re making a purchase, at which point their items will digitize and they’ll leave. All very odd, but at least the customers aren’t rude to you… or your skeletal coworkers who have joined you for back-breaking labour.

After work, perhaps you want to head to the amusement park — Thrill Point is an utterly massive one to the far northeast of the city past the river that cuts through the digital roadways. With drop towers, roller coasters, rides for little babies who hate heights and fun, and tons of food stalls to stop at, you could feasibly spend all night here and almost forget that you have to be at your next shift in the morning! If you seek a different thrill, Arcadia is a nightclub southwest of Mania Square, where the music plays all night, the liquor flows freely, and anyone under 21 who enters gets marked with an X on the back of their hand by a harmless laser beam. Just outside Arcadia is a small photo booth named “The Swap”, and if you enter with a partner, both of you hitting the “TAKE PHOTO” button will bodyswap you for 12 hours. It will also print out a funny photo of you as a keepsake. Enjoy being someone else for a while!

Head to the Rent-a-Ride, where you can rent any vehicle on wheels — electric scooters, cars, motorcycles, hoverbikes — as long as you can pay the expensive fee. Speeding will get you a ticket from your local robopolice; breaking standard civilian laws will get you arrested and thrown into the unmanned city jail. And try not to tailgate or crash your ride — not only will you be on the hook for vehicle damages, but you’ll be shafted with a ludicrous hospital fee. Seriously, people live like this?

But, if a calm walk through nature is more your style, City Park and its digital trees to the north may suit your needs. The fish in the river here can be fished up by hopeful anglers, though all are wiggly, inedible robots. Hm.
WELCOME BACK
By April 30th when your rent is technically due, a text message goes out to everyone’s phones… and consequently the notebooks, too, from two different senders:

REMINDER: YOUR RENT IS DUE TODAY! PLEASE PAY 3,000 CREDITS OR FACE EVICTION.

DONT WORY. I WIL RESKYEW U


The messages from the second sender will get slightly more ominous as the day goes on.

GRAB SUMTHING U WANT 2 TAKE WITH U
I WIL REETORN U HOM

HAS ANY1 SEEN MY WIFE
FOWND MY WIFE :)

R U REDY 2 GO?


By evening, hopefully you’ve grabbed something to take back home — something you can feasibly carry without a struggle — because a portal is yet again opening under your feet. In a split second, you’re back in Aldric’s Grove, holding whatever you came with, your cellphones reverted back to notebooks. Mr. Bone-Jangles is nowhere to be seen, but he reappears a few hours later to hand out personal apology notes to everyone reading: “SORY, TRIYD 2 SAV U :(“ before he and his merry band mope back into the woods. He hopes you had fun while you were away.

Next time anyone heads out into the woods, all seems normal… minus the amount of fungi that have started to sprout in absolute droves across the forest floor, unwilling to be torn up from their roots or killed in a way that matters.
Spark Notes
summary
Chaos in Paradise: Mr. Bone-Jangles is back and here to kidnap you to a new location. This is a cyberpunk-esque city known as Neo Eden. No, he does not ask if he can do this first.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3: Further in Neo Eden are your apartments at Mania Square, where rent is due by the 30th. Your notebooks have been turned into cellphones, and you have a debit card with 1,000 credits on it for your shopping expenses. Seems like you'll be here a while.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?: If you need to move to and from the Grove, there's a portal accessible in everyone's bedrooms via a mirror. Here, you have the freedom to do whatever you want: Rent a car, ride a roller coaster, get a job, start a business - the city is your oyster!
WELCOME BACK: And then all of a sudden, the neon paradise is ripped away from you as you're transported home. You can take back an item with you to remember your time here, if you want. The forest itself has started to grow mushrooms in droves, ones that can't be pulled up or killed. Hm!
out of character
It's already April! What the heck! We hope everyone enjoys this event; please feel free to make up businesses/buildings/things to do, you aren't constrained to what's been written in the post.
updates
- A small shrine close to the inn has appeared in the Grove. Affogato's spirit is tied there, to a black raven figure carved from smooth stone.
- The spell strengthening the Grove's fog wall is buffed.
- Sinann has been powered up, and therefore can enter its human form and go on land. It will largely still be by the river.
- Suri's creations are now and forever weak to poison.
- Pearl has made a terrible rainstorm back in the Grove.
- In Neo Eden, Add has enhanced the jail and made Jail2, which has far more security measures and functions as an escape room of sorts. Please see Add's toplevel below for further details.
- Jail2 has partly collapsed due to White Lily Cookie.
submissions
Questions
April Plotting
Past Life Plotting (Closed to Game Members)
Investigations
unheiring: (You Wanna Make)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-02 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... electrifying in a way. But there's no sign that they've actually managed to bottle electricity. [He downs another gulp, then shudders.] It tastes like something out of a healer's cabinet, though. Sweet, with the essence of fruit, but still vaguely medicinal.

[Wrinkling his nose, he hands it back. His heart already seems to be thudding a bit faster but... Luca will just ignore that. It's probably fine.]

The good news is that it hasn't killed either of us yet!
kingincognito: (69)

[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-02 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Founder, Luca gets it. ]

Thank you. I thought that it tasted somewhat medicinal, but I wasn't certain if it was simply my unfortunate familiarity with medicines influencing my sense of taste or not.

[ He takes the bottle back, even though he has no real interest in drinking any more of it. What is in this, that it tastes like electricity and medicine and fruit?? Probably nothing good. ]

I suppose that is one small comfort. I don't think I shall be drinking more...
unheiring: (Sure Sounds Like Heaven To Me)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it seems a shame to let it go to waste. And it isn't as if the bone people can consume it.

[He eyes the bottle and... oh, why not. He holds his hand out for it once more.]

I imagine with proper mixing, I could make a halfway decent drink out of it. [He shifts back and forth on his feet. Why does he feel so antsy?] I can pay you back for whatever you spent on it.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh? Joshua hesitates, just for a moment, but. Well. If Luca really wants it back, he will hand it over. ]

Oh, you don't have to. It was only three, ah. Credits?

[ Is that what the currency on these cards had been called?

But then he notices that anxious shuffling, and he pauses, lifting his eyebrows. ]


Luca, are you all right?

[ ... come to think of it, he doesn't exactly feel fine himself. Almost like he's had another cup of Ezell's coffee.

Oh dear. ]
unheiring: (Sure Sounds Like Heaven To Me)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Perfectly fine.

[He takes another sip to prove it, which he quickly learns to regret. He coughs once, before replacing the cap. He just needs the name, really. It would be better to mix with when it was fresh. Or maybe he should get several? There were several options to try. Maybe a greasy nut or -

Abruptly, he finds himself dizzy from his thoughts.]


I think. [His brows draw together.] What about you?
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh dear, indeed. Luca might not be all right after all. ]

I think, perhaps, the bottle should be discarded. I don't know that it is fit for human consumption.

[ It doesn't seem to be striking him very quickly, but he can still feel it. That almost anxious feeling in his chest, like his heart is working toward a spectacular jailbreak. The beginnings of a cold sweat. ]

It is a very similar feeling to when I drank coffee for the first time. But... amplified?

[ And not pleasant. ]
unheiring: (You Wanna Make)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Coffee.

[Oh. Oh he's pretty sure he understands now. And he has half of a mind to chuck the bottle, just as Joshua suggests. He's never been one for substances, and his recent tolerance for liquor has not extended into anything else. Even tea was a rare indulgence.

Which unfortunately means Luca is especially primed and vulnerable to its effects.]


I think I may need to sit down.

[he is going to rattle his way out of existence shortly, just wait.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Founder. That's not a good thing to hear. ]

Perhaps we both should, then.

[ But, seeing as he's the more, ah. Sober? Of the two of them, Joshua takes responsibility and takes Luca by the hand, gently leading him over to a wall next to a storefront. ]

Here. Sit. Ah, Founder, where is--

[ Water. He has water in a small water skin inside his satchel. Give him a moment. He will sit down himself, then shuffle through the bag. Luca gets the first sip, the water skin being pressed into his hands. ]

Here. Perhaps water will dilute it.
unheiring: (Sure Sounds Like Heaven To Me)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Luca plops down against the ground, thank you. He presses his head back against the cold wall — he runs warm naturally, but now he feels like he's outright burning. It doesn't take long before the wall itself loses its appeal, at which point he briefly opts for resting his head against his knees.

He'll accept the water skin when it's offered, though. He lifts up once, takes a rather large gulp, then passes it back to Joshua with a grateful nod.

He probably should have eaten something first.]


I think I am starting to hate it here, actually.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Luca... does not look like he's doing well. Oh dear. Joshua pulls in a breath, taking the water skin back once it's offered, ignoring his own palpitations and cold sweat in lieu of monitoring Luca's condition. ]

It would certainly be nice if these things were labeled.

[ Presumably, those that "inhabit" this place naturally would know. But not those that don't have such things in their own worlds. ]

Are you feeling ill? Is there anything I can do?
unheiring: (And You've Claimed Yourself a Throne)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
When do they ever make it easy on us?

[He blames the shitty forest god. And maybe the skeletons. They weren't exactly making things easier, despite their promises to do so.]

I feel utterly awful, yes. But, no, there is little to be done.

[Actually, he purses his lips.]

Unless you can manifest a meal or two. Food and rest is all that usually helps.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
In this place? Rarely.

[ The apartment is the biggest kindness he can think of, and even then, there's the threat of eviction by the end of the month. Not that Joshua uses the apartment, though.

But ah, he has a task. Food is something he's sure he can find. He nods, standing up - and then pausing for a moment when he does, placing his hand on his chest. Oof, he regrets drinking any amount of that thing... ]


I will find what I can. Wait here.

[ Because there has to be something.

He leaves Luca be for a moment, moving around the shops to see if there's anything. Even the vending machines get a glance, and that's where he finds it - some kind of wrapped bar. He uses his card to purchase one, but before he brings it back to Luca, he breaks off a piece to try for himself. He isn't doing that to Luca again.

And when it doesn't have any odd effects, he brings it back to Luca. ]


Here. Try this. It seems like it is made of oats and fruit? It shouldn't have any ill effects on you.
unheiring: (You Wanna Make)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luca barely notices that Joshua has left. His ears ring, and his head spins. Part of him wonders if sprawling out on the ground might be better. He presses into the back of his mind, trying to figure out from the Phoenix if he's dying. He can feel its presence there, but it ignores him as it has since his return.

Fine. Whatever.

In the end he... tries not to make a face as Joshua returns with the bar. He can tell, already, that it's going to taste far too sweet for him. The last thing he wants to do is spit in Joshua's face for his effort, though. He opens his mouth, taking a bite. He chews slowly and avoids squirming at the thick, syrupy feeling enveloping his tongue.

Oh he wants to die.]


Thank you. It should... pass soon enough.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least Luca is eating it. His efforts were not in vain, then. Joshua smiles, leaving his friend to it and. Hm. He should really sit down himself. Now that he's been up and about, he's starting to feel it a bit more. It makes him feel antsy.

Ah. Wait. ]


You may want to lay down. I could help you to your room?

[ He has a strength boon, and he has carried Luca before. He will do it again if necessary. ]
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[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please, I am not that bad off.

[He is currently contemplating becoming one with the dirt, so maybe he is that bad off. Luca doesn't say as much though. He doesn't want to be a burden on Joshua. Never mind the fact that he doesn't think Joshua can manage the trip. The last time, after all, had been high adrenaline.]

Just. Stay here with me. If we both sit like this, it looks more intentional.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
If you're certain.

[ Even though he doesn't sound like he fully believes Luca. But, he won't force it on Luca. If he doesn't want to go, he doesn't want to go. Besides, it... probably is for the best that he sits down for a moment, too.

So, he takes a spot against the wall beside Luca, as requested. He presses his hands to his face, sighing deeply into his palms. ]


We cannot tell Clive about this. He will never let me come back.
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[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
It will be our secret.

[Luca holds his hand... somewhat in Joshua's direction for a shake. It's hard to say if he aims it properly. It's definitely trembling though.]

Though, I do wonder how he might react to it. I could sneak it into his drink and — [He snorts.] Never mind.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ No matter whether he does or not, Joshua still manages to find it and shake it. He can feel that trembling, though. It's concerning.

But he will do something about it in a moment. When they've had a chance to rest a little. ]


He has had coffee before. He quite likes it, actually. But you should have seen his face when I told him it had made me feel like I was going to die, after he'd already taken his first drink of it.
unheiring: (Tormented)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can only imagine.

[Luca lets out a faint laugh. He knows Clive, and how deeply he cares for his brother. Luca probably would have done the same, were it Kiera involved.]

I think I might like to slip it into his drink. Just to see what would happen. Especially if he likes this sort of stuff.

... if we make it out of this.

[Recovering from the drink, not from Neo-Eden itself.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-04 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Joshua echoes Luca's laugh with a soft one of his own. Clive seems to have done alright with the coffee - perhaps his more hardy constitution? - so he's certain this drink probably wouldn't harm him, were Luca to actually follow through with his thoughts.

Probably, anyway. He doesn't particularly want to think about Clive suffering this way. He wouldn't wish it on anyone. ]


If we do not make it out of this, I should think Clive would be cross with the both of us. But we must make it through, for his sake.

[ With how Clive had responded after Luca's last death, he doesn't want Clive to have to go through both of them dying. Particularly to something so innocent as a drink.

Not that he thinks it will be a problem, though. Being a bit overly melodramatic is all part of the caffeinated delirium. ]
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[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-04 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luca wouldn't even dare to prank Clive if he didn't seem fond of coffee, or have a much hardier resistance. He wants to see Clive with jitters, not Clive flopped out on the ground. It's the same sort of silly behavior he'd engage in with Kiera.

He's family now. Gay.]


For his sake.

[If Luca sounds a little grim, it's because Luca feels it. He still harbors plenty of guilt for what happened the month previous.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Joshua knew that Luca would agree. He trusts Luca enough with his brother for that. Whatever pranks may happen are between them, but he knows that it will never come to any harm to Clive. His brother is in good hands.

Hands that were trembling a moment ago. Joshua pulls in a breath, forcing his eyes open to turn and look at Luca. ]


You were shaking. Are you certain you don't need to lay down?

[ He will force himself up if needed. Clive isn't here, so it falls to him to make sure that Luca is okay. ]
unheiring: (If We Don't Believe)

[personal profile] unheiring 2025-04-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Luca does need to lay down, actually. He needs to lay down, take a long nap, and then wake up and eat a horse. Possibly his sibling's, since it's the only one around, but that's all beside the point. Since he doesn't have the option of crawling into his bed, he finally decides to give up his sense of decorum and... flop out against the concrete.]

Much better.