EVENT 023

[sticksandbonesmods]

TAKE ME BACK TO NEO EDEN

CHAOS IN PARADISE

The more problems get solved, the more others start to pop up. Sure, some heroes saved the children in the manor — who are no longer children — but those siblings are now comatose, and the manor is on permanent lockdown, black briars blocking every possible entrance and Corrupting anyone who tries to get in. Sure, some sneaky hopefuls hid a magic circle to help maintain the fog barrier (and keep the Forest out) in a secret location, but now the magic in the Grove feels off. Your spells come out more powerful as intended while the world is out of balance, and it seems like they will for some time.

Maybe in your haste to fix all the Grove’s issues, you forgot about a certain skeleton spirit who shows up every April in some attempt to help you cheer up. Perhaps you remembered, and were hoping he’d arrive. Either way, Mr. Bone-Jangles clatters into the Grove in broad daylight, waves hello to those of you lingering in the centre of the Grove, and snaps his phalanges.

Immediately, a magenta-coloured, swirling portal opens up underneath your feet, and your friend’s feet, and that friend’s feet, until most of the centre of the Grove is consumed by it. Those of you on the outside, free of the portal’s reach, may witness it: everyone caught in it gets pulled into the rift, Heimr and Ydalir and Mr. Bone-Jangles included. In the next blink, the portal is closed and they’re gone, leaving behind flowers where each of them fell.

For those of you who got caught in the portal, you’ll find yourself at the entrance of a city, where a sign reads: WELCOME TO NEO EDEN.

4 C0LD W3LC0M3

Trying to turn around and walk outside the city causes your nose to crinkle as you slam facefirst into an invisible barrier. You can see other buildings outside this barrier, natural as a landscape could come, and yet you can’t progress. The skies are a somewhat odd purplish-blue, though you can’t tell if that’s because your eyes are straining against the bright neon of the city lights or not. Underneath the arcing city sign, a police car labelled “NEO EDEN P.D.” passes by, the robotic simulacra of human law enforcement inside giving everyone a friendly wave before it keeps driving, seemingly having come from beyond the barrier and thus warping into the space, as far as your eyes can tell anyway.

Mr. Bone-Jangles helpfully guides you further into the city, past the holograms of normal humans in neon-glowing techwear going about their business. They don’t respond to anything you do or say, seemingly on a set path, living their daily lives. The city is packed enough to be claustrophobic, cars and holograms rushing past, a stark change from the small-town vibes of the Grove. Those of you who fish in your pockets as you wander will find that your magic notebooks have been replaced with cellphones, and all prior notebook correspondences are there, as well as any new ones. The cellphone does nothing other than connect to group chat, but this one is clearly cooler — you can send emojis, stickers, and GIFs without drawing them.

…those on the other side, however, are getting each GIF drawn out frame-by-frame in the notebooks. Please don’t spam GIFs at your friends.

Additionally in your pockets is a small plastic card — a debit card, for those of you who are familiar with them — containing 1,000 Credits, the currency here. You didn’t think your shells would be useful, did you? Simply tapping the card at any facility that takes payment will subtract the necessary amount… but 1,000 Credits isn’t much. It’s enough to buy a thousand candy bars, but unless you’re frugal, it won’t last you the month. Luckily, it looks like every store on the nearby shopping strip is hiring! From restaurants to clothing stores, to empty buildings that you can make your own business out of… surely this capitalistic nightmare will be tenable!

The lack of animals is noticeable as you head further into the city, toward what signage says is called “Mania Square”. The birds, instead of being your typical Grove plantanimals, are robotic. There’s a severe lack of any pests despite the garbage in the alleyway dumpsters — no bugs, no rodents, no raccoons. Mania Square itself contains a fountain big enough to swim in, the centre focal point of the public plaza, but Bone-Jangles hooks a sharp left and leads you to the apartments instead. Up three stories are small studio rooms for each of you, your names written on the door placards in your own handwriting, and the insides are customized to your exact preference already. A notice pinned above your kitchenette tells you rent is due by April 30th… you hope you aren’t here for that long.

4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?

Despite the standard day and night cycle, some of you may notice this place still doesn’t feel quite right, a bit outside of time. That shouldn’t stop you from having fun! And should you need to go back to the Grove — or if you’re someone looking to get into Neo Eden in the first place — you need only to gaze into a mirror placed in each of your bedrooms or apartments and wish to go home… which may lead you to fall catastrophically through it to the other side. Try not to hit your chin on the ground.

Life goes on regardless. In this city, there’s a lot to do. You could go shopping at the strip mall near Mania Square, where Heimr and Ydalir have set up a temporary shop to continue to provide for everyone’s needs. They’ll still take shells, but there’s nothing much they can do if you run out of Credits — both will gently suggest you find work in Neo Eden. You guys own businesses back at the Grove, it can’t be that bad, can it?

The good news is, Mr. Bone-Jangles and his entourage of skeletons who you swear weren’t originally here 12 hours ago are happy to help you get a job, where the interview process involves simply “showing up and asking your holographic boss if you can be employed”. Starting your own business is more difficult — you’ll need a loan from the bank! — but not impossible. Any hologram humans that come in to buy things will ignore you, get what they want, and leave. The only time you can interact with your fellow neon-coloured humans is when they’re making a purchase, at which point their items will digitize and they’ll leave. All very odd, but at least the customers aren’t rude to you… or your skeletal coworkers who have joined you for back-breaking labour.

After work, perhaps you want to head to the amusement park — Thrill Point is an utterly massive one to the far northeast of the city past the river that cuts through the digital roadways. With drop towers, roller coasters, rides for little babies who hate heights and fun, and tons of food stalls to stop at, you could feasibly spend all night here and almost forget that you have to be at your next shift in the morning! If you seek a different thrill, Arcadia is a nightclub southwest of Mania Square, where the music plays all night, the liquor flows freely, and anyone under 21 who enters gets marked with an X on the back of their hand by a harmless laser beam. Just outside Arcadia is a small photo booth named “The Swap”, and if you enter with a partner, both of you hitting the “TAKE PHOTO” button will bodyswap you for 12 hours. It will also print out a funny photo of you as a keepsake. Enjoy being someone else for a while!

Head to the Rent-a-Ride, where you can rent any vehicle on wheels — electric scooters, cars, motorcycles, hoverbikes — as long as you can pay the expensive fee. Speeding will get you a ticket from your local robopolice; breaking standard civilian laws will get you arrested and thrown into the unmanned city jail. And try not to tailgate or crash your ride — not only will you be on the hook for vehicle damages, but you’ll be shafted with a ludicrous hospital fee. Seriously, people live like this?

But, if a calm walk through nature is more your style, City Park and its digital trees to the north may suit your needs. The fish in the river here can be fished up by hopeful anglers, though all are wiggly, inedible robots. Hm.

WELCOME BACK

By April 30th when your rent is technically due, a text message goes out to everyone’s phones… and consequently the notebooks, too, from two different senders:

REMINDER: YOUR RENT IS DUE TODAY! PLEASE PAY 3,000 CREDITS OR FACE EVICTION.

DONT WORY. I WIL RESKYEW U

The messages from the second sender will get slightly more ominous as the day goes on.

GRAB SUMTHING U WANT 2 TAKE WITH U
I WIL REETORN U HOM

HAS ANY1 SEEN MY WIFE
FOWND MY WIFE :)

R U REDY 2 GO?

By evening, hopefully you’ve grabbed something to take back home — something you can feasibly carry without a struggle — because a portal is yet again opening under your feet. In a split second, you’re back in Aldric’s Grove, holding whatever you came with, your cellphones reverted back to notebooks. Mr. Bone-Jangles is nowhere to be seen, but he reappears a few hours later to hand out personal apology notes to everyone reading: “SORY, TRIYD 2 SAV U :(“ before he and his merry band mope back into the woods. He hopes you had fun while you were away.

Next time anyone heads out into the woods, all seems normal… minus the amount of fungi that have started to sprout in absolute droves across the forest floor, unwilling to be torn up from their roots or killed in a way that matters.

Spark Notes

summary

Chaos in Paradise: Mr. Bone-Jangles is back and here to kidnap you to a new location. This is a cyberpunk-esque city known as Neo Eden. No, he does not ask if he can do this first.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3: Further in Neo Eden are your apartments at Mania Square, where rent is due by the 30th. Your notebooks have been turned into cellphones, and you have a debit card with 1,000 credits on it for your shopping expenses. Seems like you'll be here a while.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?: If you need to move to and from the Grove, there's a portal accessible in everyone's bedrooms via a mirror. Here, you have the freedom to do whatever you want: Rent a car, ride a roller coaster, get a job, start a business - the city is your oyster!
WELCOME BACK: And then all of a sudden, the neon paradise is ripped away from you as you're transported home. You can take back an item with you to remember your time here, if you want. The forest itself has started to grow mushrooms in droves, ones that can't be pulled up or killed. Hm!

out of character

It's already April! What the heck! We hope everyone enjoys this event; please feel free to make up businesses/buildings/things to do, you aren't constrained to what's been written in the post.

updates

- A small shrine close to the inn has appeared in the Grove. Affogato's spirit is tied there, to a black raven figure carved from smooth stone.
- The spell strengthening the Grove's fog wall is buffed.
- Sinann has been powered up, and therefore can enter its human form and go on land. It will largely still be by the river.
- Suri's creations are now and forever weak to poison.
- Pearl has made a terrible rainstorm back in the Grove.
- In Neo Eden, Add has enhanced the jail and made Jail2, which has far more security measures and functions as an escape room of sorts. Please see Add's toplevel below for further details.
- Jail2 has partly collapsed due to White Lily Cookie.

submissions

❖ Questions
❖ April Plotting
❖ Past Life Plotting (Closed to Game Members)
❖ Investigations

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Comments

[chickenchoicejudy]

Yeah, man! I just started a few days ago.

[He feels like he's overheard something about that somewhere, that this theater has occasional exclusives to compete with the others, but knowing more about that would require him to be better at his job.]

Oh, that one. That's the theater I'm assigned to, but I haven't watched it all the way through yet.

[And honestly, he wasn't planning to! A horror movie on a train sounds a little too much like his life! But, maybe with a friend--]

Are you here with anybody? If not, I can sneak you into the coolest seat in the whole theater, if you want~

[eidxiety]

Ooh~. Haha, no, it's just me. [It usually is, this is all he does all day anymore.] Show me where the best seats are~.

[chickenchoicejudy]

You got it, man. C'mon, the holobosses won't care--

[And they don't! Ryan waves his hand and brings Ain through a door that's clearly marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" and none of the other workers bat an eye. It leads up to a staircase!]

Back home movies were all on actual film so they had to have a guy up in the booth threading the machine and babysitting it. I thought that might be neat, so I asked if I could work up here but everything's all automatic and digital now so like...I don't actually do anything?

[He opens another door at the top of the stairs that brings them to a dark room with a softly whirring machine above them - slimmer than any projector Ryan's ever seen. There's a large cut-out in the wall to see through, and Ryan's pulled over a table and a couple of chairs - usually one is for his feet, but he's willing to give that up to have some company. Out in the theater, previews are already showing for some movie apparently called Daddy Tría: There They Go Again!]

Ta da~! Best view in the house!

[eidxiety]

Oh, that's interesting... haha, we don't have that at home, we just do plays and musicals on a stage. It's not recorded like movies are, and there's a live orchestra. [Ain babe surely he knows what plays are?] You don't do anything, but you still get paid for it? Wow...

[He's jealous, why did he try that stupid tailor shop here when he should've been looking for the world's laziest job?

Anyway, the table makes him laugh, he can tell Ryan does this a lot. He swings into the leftmost seat and looks out the window, dragon tail wagging.]

Wowww~. And you can hear everything so clearly too! If we talk up here, do our voices get carried into the theatre?

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Ryan listens anyway, nodding along. He does know what plays are, but he hasn't seen any big ones - just school plays. They probably go wild on plays where Ain's from if they don't have movies though. Maybe like in Shakespeare times. ...He's getting distracted, whoops.]

Hm? Oh, nope! I mean, maybe if we were yelling at the top of our lungs they would? But they have their own speakers in there for the surround sound so they can't hear us at all.

[In other words, they can chat as much as they want! Ryan gladly drops into the righthand seat.]

Not to brag, but it's kind of the best gig in town. Regular retail is so not my speed.

[eidxiety]

Haha, mine either~. I tried, but did you know the holograms are programmed to yell at you? They just do that. For no reason! I didn't like working at the clothing store at the strip mall, so I quit.

[Retail sucks, he can see why this would be far more appealing.]

[chickenchoicejudy]

Ugh, really? Why would anyone ever program them like that?!

[It's more of a rhetorical question, but a sympathetic one.]

Good on you for quitting though. I totally wouldn't have been able to put up with it either. ...Honestly I wouldn't even be in this job if I didn't kinda...blow through all my money. $1000 goes a lot farther back home!

[Or at least that's what he's telling himself so he doesn't feel like a totally irredeemable garbage fuck up person about it!]

[eidxiety]

Haha, is "dollars" what your money is called? Ours is called "ED", and 1000 ED doesn't go very far. You're destitute if you have that.

[He was pleasantly surprised to find out 1000 credits got you some stuff here, but not pleased to find out how much work went into making a real living.]

Though, money is less of a concern when you're an adventurer. We largely hunt for our food, orrrr... we did, anyway, before I got stuck here.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude, that's so cool though? Adventuring isn't really a thing where I'm from outside of movies.

[He thinks about it a little bit more though and hums as an idea brews.]

Though...I guess me and Min-Gi are as close as normal people could get to adventurers? Like, we don't hunt and we still need money, but...we just drive around booking shows and we travel all over the place. We made it all the way to the the other side of the continent just by driving and getting gigs for our band everywhere we go. And like, that's not even taking into account any other adventures we've had!

[Long story short - they're adventurers too, but they're bards.]