EVENT & TDM 024

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MONSTER MASH

WAKE UP

Where were you last? Do you remember falling asleep, thinking you’d wake up in your own home, your own bed?

When you open your eyes, the room you’re in doesn’t feel like your own. In fact, you’re almost certain you didn’t fall asleep here. You’re given only a short few moments to get your bearings before the door to that room opens, the doorknob jiggling as whoever is on the other side is unlocking it. Is it a library study room you’ve found yourself in, or an inn room that doesn’t belong to you? A home that isn’t yours? A business after-hours?

An unfortunate few of you may find yourself face-to-face with the real owners of these rooms, homes, and businesses — and surely they’re just as confused as you are. The lucky ones might instead find themselves being “rescued” from their sleeping states by a heavily scarred man with dreadlocks and an impossibly sunny demeanour.

“Mornin’, sunshine! Up and at ‘em!” he’ll say, hands on his hips and the door held open in a way that says he expects you to simply come follow him, whoever he is. “You ain’t where you’re supposed to be, but I’ll bail you out before the person who owns this place knocks your teeth out for trespassin’. It’ll be our little secret, ‘kay?”

TRANSPOREMATION

cw: body horror, monster transformations, fungal parasitism

As usual, Aldric’s Grove is something of a hot mess, and that’s especially true lately. Aside from random people popping into existence in various buildings, there’s a bit of a fungus problem lately. A wee little problem with cute little mushrooms. …a major, unignorable, horrendous problem with some very large, purplish-coloured mushrooms, fruiting on still-living trees and the forest floor. They look quite similar to meadow mushrooms, but far, far less harmless. While eating one won’t poison anybody too badly — aside from an episode of horrible stomach pain — stepping on them or touching them at all will cause them to shower you in a spray of spores, all of which suddenly curve around and cling onto you as if they have a mind of their own. Any attempt to remove them, to wash them off, to brush them away from your skin and clothes, only makes the spores cling more stubbornly. Soon, they’ve started to root under your skin, unable to be pulled out.

The resulting transformation is, for what little it’s worth, extremely swift. Perhaps you feel it, perhaps you don’t, but the spores leave you fundamentally changed no matter what.

Your bones lengthen and rearrange, grinding together underneath your muscle tissue. Snapping, creaking, where new joints form over the breaks. Wings rip through your back in a spray of blood and torn flesh, the wounds healing themselves over a short second later. You drop to the ground as your back legs become something foreign and new, toes bursting free of your shoes, claws digging into the soil as you writhe on the ground. Your spine elongates, the muscles in your neck tense and relax as it gets too long. The spores are deciding what to do with you, it seems, as extra eyes rapidly appear and disappear over your body alongside feathers and scales. Within the span of sixty seconds, it seems the mushrooms have come to a decision on what you should be, and the transformations it inflicts on you rapidfire begin evening out.

Whether that leaves you something wolflike, catlike, ghostly, chimeric, or otherwise… that seems to be up to the spores. Regardless, you’re no longer in your own skin. At least you’re still “you”, and at least you haven’t lost much more than your old form… right?

…

Well, not to worry. Try your luck stepping on the mushrooms again! This time, they might be kind enough to revert you back to normal… assuming they don’t turn you into a different type of creature instead.

TIME TREKS ON

For the foreseeable future, many people are “stuck” outside their normal bodies. It doesn’t mean that life in the Grove stops, however, as people flit from building to building — assuming their monster forms didn’t bar them off from entering most of them anyhow — and their daily routines continue. From the Church of the Golden Sun in the north of Aldric’s Grove emanates a lovely, warm light, inviting all who are loyal to the Goddesses within its halls and barring the Corrupted or those loyal to the Fallen Sun from entry. Describing it as a “church” may not entirely be accurate; instead of an altar, there sits a throne that automatically prevents anyone who isn’t the Goddess of the Sun from sitting on it (despite the fact she isn’t currently there). Instead of pews, the first room is a large combat arena, golden weapons hung up on the walls that are free to use if you need to spar. Thankfully, the doors are large enough to accommodate most monsters, though the halls in the back may not be sizeable enough for anyone over eight feet tall.

Within that church, the kilns in the back are fired up, pottery baking while animal spirits resembling lions and dogs mix paint with their paws. It’s difficult, being a little guy — help a critter out? You can paint a selection of finished pottery when you’re done, which they’d tell you if they could speak to you. If they bring you a flower-shaped plate or a vase in the shape of a tulip and a paintbrush, will you figure out what they mean? If you don’t, that’s not a problem, as they’ll nudge you toward the pottery wheels and get you clay to work with. When you make your own thing, they think you’ll be more willing to paint with them. Hope you brought your art hands, assuming you have any at all after those mushrooms got you.

In the opposite wing from the pottery room, the kitchen is going strong, the smells of freshly baked bread wafting down the hall. Here is where Ydalir is, the shadowy woman wearing silks who normally casts magic and sells items, who turns to you and extends a flour-covered palm. Come here! Let’s bake something together — it’s the least she feels she can do, since she can’t exactly eliminate the fungus problem. There’s a host of food sitting in the dining room nearby already, with Heimr and Renard setting the table, Heimr nitpicking the setup while Renard focuses too hard on decorating with garlands and candelabras.

If you can’t fit into the dining room for any reason, one of the three will bring you food. They’d hate to see you go hungry, after all.

IT NEVER ENDS

While the Guardians themselves are immune to the transformations — Moder is, in fact, eating the mushrooms when no one is nearby to get spore’d — it doesn’t mean they’re not enjoying the fact that some of you can now spend more time with them in ways you couldn’t before.

Those of you with wings or flight abilities are invited by Aurora and the newly-resurrected bone dragon Sehul to come flying. Though Sehul won’t land in the Grove (too many buildings too close together for a hundred-foot dragon to feel comfortable, you see), they’ll land on the seaside, and even invite you to race them there. They do have something of a body mass advantage, but when they eventually win, they’ll fairly concede that it doesn’t really count. Aurora, meanwhile, wants desperately to teach you to do a midair flip.

Those of you who find yourselves suddenly aquatic will be literally accosted by Callan, who swims up into the river for once only to wrap his tentacles around you and drag you off toward the lake with a watery laugh. He expects you to do the same to him in return, but the Guardian’s extreme strength might make it difficult. Worry not, because if no one comes to your rescue, Sinann will chide him until he lets go, and show you the nest the baby Seaborn have built at the deepest point in the river. You’re welcome to live with them for a while, if you want. Their pastime is singing, and they’d love to sing with you.

And to the folks with a sudden craving for plants, Moder will gladly show you where the best snacks are — her favourite trees to reach into, the best flowers to eat, a fragrant patch of wild herbs. She’s happy to stroll through the forest with you, calmer than her peers are. If you need a ride on her mossy back, she’ll accommodate, so long as you don’t mind her telling old tales of a world long gone.

The final Guardian, Zahliya, doesn’t seem too keen on playtime, and will simply perch in various locations throughout the Grove to keep watch, as he normally does. Gifts of food given his way are rejected for the time being. He has a job to do; why don’t you go play with everyone?

It’s a beautiful, sunny day. This world isn’t often peaceful and playful. You should take advantage of it before something horrible happens… you and everyone else here know the good mood can’t last too long.

Spark Notes

summary

WAKE UP: Welcome to the Grove! You've found yourself in someone else's home/business/room it seems. Good luck explaining this one, but maybe Renard will be in time to bail you out?
TRANSPOREMATION: The mushrooms in the woods will spray you with spore clouds if you're not careful, and then transform you into something else. After a potentially-painful transformation, you'll find yourself in a new, more monsterlike body for a while.
TIME TREKS ON: Despite the monster mash, Beiwe's church is going strong, providing an opportunity to get creative or cook some dinner. Ydalir, Heimr, and Renard are all happy to see you and invite you to a home-cooked meal. They'd probably appreciate help with the dining room decor, too.
IT NEVER ENDS: Despite the transformations, it seems like the Guardians are all super pumped to spend time with you guys in their own domains. Many of them will invite you and your friends to hang out, some more politely than others. It's peaceful for once, so why not take them up on that?

out of character

Happy May! Here is your usual reminder that TDM threads are game canon. Per our plotting post (linked below) please keep in mind our rules for the monster transformations, and have fun!

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INVESTIGATIONS

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Please use the following form for investigations:

Character(s):
Location:
Action: What are they looking for? What are they doing?

<b>Character(s):</b> <b>Location:</b> <b>Action:</b>

[nitrotempered]

Character(s): Katsuki Bakugo
Location: EVERYWHERE - start with Zahliya
Action: Weirdo Dragon!bakugo must fight every monster and try to win because he IS OBSESSED WITH WINNING!!!! He points at Zahliya like: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!! But with fists and his new wings and fat gator- dragontail. He prolly will lose all these battles its fine but he needs to TRY TO WIN AND FIGHT!!! I guess if Zahliya keeps ignoring him, he might just try to tackle them randomly.

hello pardon the delay-

[purifier]

[Bro Zahliya is just out here... you're lucky he likes sparring and needs to get some residual energy out, Bakugo.

Anyway, since he's down there screaming, Zahliya will just. acknowledge this. and as he's leaving his perch, literally try to kick Bakugo in the chest with his hooves. Sorry you wanted a fight—]

no worries no rush!

[nitrotempered]

[ Bakugo is here to HAVE A FUN TIME! Will likely just lose its fine, but the investigatory portion and reason for all this is Bakugo wanting to also evaluate Zahilya! What cool abilities do they have? What magic do they use, if any? Do they rely on physical combat over their abilities more? With Bakugo's explosion Quirk does it seem less effective or more effective with Zahilya?

Bakugo unironically wants to do this with all the guardians BTW!! Even the one in the ocean. which water is his weakness. so like lmo. Pls imagine him looking at moder with angry bottom 🥺 eyes. ]

[purifier]

[During the course of their fight, Bakugo will find so many things out about this gargoyle, namely:

- His magic is mostly fire-based, but Zahliya's fire doesn't hurt Bakugo and only hurts Corrupted things. It is hot to the touch though. It is also neon green.
- When he fights, he dual-wields two blades; Nightfall is a thinner, rapier-like blade that lets him flash back or forward in time in rapid, split-second bursts (which means he's very good at dodging). Daybreak is a broken, thicker sword whose blade gets replaced with a blade of green flame whenever Zahliya wields it, and with this sword he hits hard and fast.
- To Bakugo, Zahliya is currently relying on physical prowess; at any point in the future if Zahliya were to fight something that was actually dangerous to him, he'd be a balanced warrior-caster type of mix.
- Zahliya is immune to explosions and other fire, it seems!


Also I'm laughing, if he got all he wanted to get from the garg he is free to go to Moder next :> ]

[nitrotempered]

[ NEON GREEN!! Cool like Endeavour's sidekick. Zahilya fight style is cool as fuck, bladesinger ftw? Does he speak spells when he casts magic or is it innate and responds to Zahilya completely naturally?

Otherwise, no Bakugo has learned: Rock Gargoyle big, immune to fire, can't beat fire with fire? Did Zahilya avoid hurting Bakugo or did they just go all in? He'll just decide if they were ever true enemies he'd have to think of something smarter or bring MORE fire to the fight - ALL THE FIRE. Because MORE FIRE beats fire right??

Anyway, MODER!! Bakugo will come to the grazing Moder as she is eating grass and roll into the ground, then pose like a nerd yelling up to her as if this were all a game - it kind of is actually. THEN demand that they fight to the death! Don't go easy on him he hates that. ]

[purifier]

[He does not speak his spells, nope! He's an innate caster. He may have bruised Bakugo a bit, but he made sure his sword slices wouldn't do any real damage. It seems like he's able to exert a great deal of control over his own strength.

Anyway, Moder! (The next tag will be on the mod account lmao) Moder will look at him and be like ? you want me to kill you? No— but if Bakugo wants to simply spar, she will lead him toward a clearing in the woods, away from the mushrooms, and they can do it this way. She also will try to avoid hurting him, but unlike Zahliya, she is not in total control over her strength. She conjures and flings trees. So uh. Have fun—]

[nitrotempered]

[ THIS IS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT FUCK YEAH!!!!!


Sometime between the tree throwing and explosions - which Moder might notice he is very careful not to destroy? The Trees himself??? He has to ask - WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO WRECK THE FOREST BUT WE AINT? THE FUCK?</> Well, she's making trees to fling, but - listen, he wants to know.

He won't let the trees catch fire, but he will break them if they get in the way! ]

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[Silly Bakugo, it's because she IS the (good parts of the) forest and can simply conjure breakable trees any time she wants!

The trees will get in the way. She swings these things with her handibles like a bat. She will also stomp and cause full (localized) earthquakes sometimes to try knocking him off his feet. All in all she will avoid crushing Bakugo like a bug, but she can't be blamed if she also uses her handibles to slap him halfway across the clearing.]

[nitrotempered]

[ Katsuki is surprised - this sort of control feels no more than a powerful Quirk. He is careful not to touch the ground and keeps himself in the air wholly with blasts. However, seeing what the other could do - was starting to make him more and more uneasy. Glad, though, that they were apparently on <>their</> side.

He wants to be rougher with his movements and doesn't appreciate that she holds back. He is a serious sort of kid, but there's no doubt in his mind that this thing - God, spirit, Monster- has something more powerful than him, and he hates that it knots in his stomach. He's never encountered something that felt more than what he could reach for - or is he just doubting because he just died recently?

There's a split second where he doubts himself, and that's enough for him to slam right into a tree and get barreled away... Don't worry, he's fine. He definitely broke a rib, maybe...

Anyway, fighting mom, he wants to know: If controlling the earth is all she's capable of? Does she shy away from fire/blasts? Are there any limits to her power, seemingly? Does she look exhausted like he does? ]

I'm still.. [ He's going to slowly climb his way out of the pile of trees he got thrown into. ] Alive!

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[Moder doesn't exactly like fire, but it seems that she dodges more out of obligation than any innate hatred or fear of it. She doesn't seem exhausted, but she is a heavy, slow mover — as a giant moose-monster she can run pretty fucking fast, but she cannot outspeed the likes of much bigger creatures, or anything that runs faster than an oversized moose can, and her preferred combat style is to Stand There And Swing Trees and Stomp To Make Earthquake and Walk Ominously Forward. It seems she's not the "run around to fight" type of deity. Of course, there's minimal reason for her to move around that much when she's as hulking as she is. Her entire defense seems to be using herself and her powers of conjuration as a shield.

Of course she doesn't mean to bean Bakugo that hard, and after he climbs out of the tree-pile, Moder slowly ambles over to him and reaches down to pat his head with her handibles.]

There there, Child of Man. Let us rest for now.

[nitrotempered]

[ Katsuki makes a grumpy face, and looks up to hear the sounds of - a voice? Talking to him. He still is in the tree pile, giving it a moment to let his back crack a few notches into place. He starts to clamour out of it, with his wings flapping off any debris that clung to it. ]

Not to be that person, but why the hell do you look like that? [ A moose monster, and he means well by it... But, he still says it rather brutishly. ]

[theuniverseleads]

Character(s): Loop!
Location: Within the Grove, juuuust at the edge of the Forest :)
Action: we are making questionable choices again at the very start of the month before monster tf happens it's gonna be FINE promise—

Loop has a cloak of the night now, so!! Just for funsies, they're gonna put that on with the hood up and have a casual little stroll by the fog wall after dark. Can the corrupt stars still "see" them, or does the cloak keep them hidden? Science demands an answer.

[sticksandbonesmods]

Science demands a roll because this is all luck- and Loop gets to safely observe with a 16! Though they can see a faint light through the fog, nothing approaches.

[cryptograms]

Character(s): Ford
Location: In his lab!
Action: Ford's gotten a hold of some of Suri's blood! He's going to investigate the hell out of it.

He'll start with some basics: color, consistency, does it look like regular blood under a microscope, does it behave like regular blood, does it have bad vibes, does it whisper secrets to him, etc?

[sticksandbonesmods]

Suri's blood seems to be gold, but there's something... off? That can't be seen clearly with a bare eye. Under the microscope something red and black and oil-slick seems to be merged to it, tainting it- the vibes there are atrocious, for sure. It does act like regular blood physically, but it should be noted that if it was fresh then his tools would be in danger of burning or melting.

[cryptograms]

We love a god with a nice corrosive bodily fluid.

Alright, so isolating the blood from the red-black contaminants might be tricky, but there's no reason to jump right into the complicated methods! If Ford put a sample of the blood in a centrifuge and let it spin for a while, could he separate the gold blood from the oil-slick stuff?

[sticksandbonesmods]

It does, actually! ... Except the black gunk seems to cling and crawl it's way back to the blood, as if it doesn't want to be separated.

Wack!

[cryptograms]

Ohohoho.

Alright, then! That's exciting! So let's say Ford puts the blood in the centrifuge again, and then quickly takes a sample of the gunk and seals it in a different bottle. What happens then?