[Netbook] | Riddle Me This

[arbitrage]

[In neat, somewhat elegantly swoopy handwriting there is suddenly... A list of riddles!]

The man who makes me doesn't want me,
The man who buys me doesn't need me,
And the man who needs me doesn't know it yet.
What am I?

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On my two legs I stand up strong.
I can be right, but can never be wrong.
What am I?

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You pray for me when you’re desperate,
Curse me when I don’t show.
I’m blind, unfair, and unforgiving
Yet still, you chase me, bet after bet.
What am I?

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What has a head and a tail, but is not an animal?

(Things have been kind of dicey lately. Figured at least some of you might appreciate a distraction ^^)

Comments

[kingincognito]

Ah, I know the answers for most of these, I think. Though I do not wish to spoil the fun for others.

[arbitrage]

Hm, fair point.
You can list your guesses on the back of this page, perhaps?

[eidxiety]

[In cute, curly handwriting:]

Ooh, these are hard~.

1. Time? :O
2. A triangle :D
3. God
4. A coin!! This one I'm actually pretty sure about :O

[arbitrage]

Two of your guesses are correct, but I won't tell you which ones ;)

[eidxiety]

Two :O Wow, I did better than I thought~. I'm pretty sure about #4 though. Less sure about the others. ^^

[kingincognito]

I can, indeed. One moment, then.

[ we are MOVING to the back of the page ]

The first is a coffin. The third is luck. The fourth is a coin. The second, however, leaves me perplexed.

[arbitrage]

Let's say 4's right, for the sake of the game. Want to keep guessing?

[arbitrage]

[Joshua's guesses get redacted by Aventurine's hand, and a small checkmark gets drawn above each of the scribbled out boxes to indicate they were the correct ones.]

Would you like a hint? :)

[eidxiety]

4 is definitely right! :O You're just messing with me, I know what coins are!!!

I'm becoming gradually more sure I'm right about 1, though. Do you want my rationale?

[kingincognito]

[ Three correct guesses isn't bad, all things considered! He will take it. They had been the simpler ones, after all. ]

Please. If you don't mind.

[arbitrage]

I most certainly do, so by all means the floor is yours~

[arbitrage]

I am balanced only when none try to lead

[eidxiety]

Okay, well... people say they're "making time" for someone or something but they say it in a bitchy way, right? Humans don't seem to like "making time", especially if it inconveniences them.

People "buy time" because they're stalling for something, normally. But if you have to buy time, you probably already had that time.

"The man who needs me doesn't know it yet" could be someone who needs more time. Maybe someone who's dying and hasn't found out yet? Like a terminal disease thing.

Does that make sense? :O

[arbitrage]

You're sharp! Solid logic... BUT, it's not time~

Your third justification, however, is aaaaaalmost right on the money, if that helps.

[eidxiety]

Aww... I'm a lot less sure about the others though. I just want to know what I got right... was #3 actually God, because I said that mostly because it made me think of my mom and I'm salty. :O

[arbitrage]

The answer to #3 was, in fact... Incorrect as well, friend! Your other correct guess was #2, actually :)

My condolences about your mother, though.

[Whatever that means--

Anyway he goes back and politely redacts Ain's correct guesses]

[eidxiety]

Ohhh no I've been listening to Add too much, I understand mathematics now...

[Ain—]

It's okay~ haha. I guess it's back to the drawing board with the other ones.

[arbitrage]

If you'd like a hint for the first one, I can tell you that it is in fact a physical object. Something that you can touch, something you can see.

[kingincognito]

Hmm.

I don't suppose it might be a triangle?

[eidxiety]

Mm...

[taptapping his pen on the page... little ink blots to indicate that he's thinking. Eventually he starts doodling in the margins of the page while he thinks, cute cartoon flowers because his brain is not Doing.]

I'm going to be honest with you, my first thought when I read it before I came up with "time" was "shoes", which I immediately knew was dumb. But you know how people spend money on shoes that they don't need? Aaaanyway...

[arbitrage]

[The word gets redacted, and Aventurine draws a little smiley face next to it]

You would suppose correct, friend! Well done~

I have a few more up my sleeve, if you'd like to keep playing.

[arbitrage]

[Ain starts to doodle flowers, and Aventurine draws a little bee flying towards one of them. Art collab of the year--]

Bigger than shoes! You do tend to wear shoes when you get put into one, if that helps at all.

[eidxiety]

[The bee will shortly have a bee family while Ain contemplates. They are very round and fat bees, he does not know any better way to represent cute little guys.

He reads that hint, then goes back to read the earlier one he was left, hums...]

A grave...? Wait, no, a coffin? :O

[kingincognito]

[ Well, this is the most fun he's had in a while, so! ]

I would love to. But only for as long as you are willing, of course.

[arbitrage]

Oh, no need to fuss over me; when sleep won't come, I turn to puzzles. Sharpen the mind until the body gives in, more or less. You could say this little exchange is a mutually beneficial arrangement. Symbiosis at its finest :)

Without further ado:

What has an eye but cannot see?
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What can you break even if you never touch it?
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What has a heart but doesn't beat?

[kingincognito]

Ah, I hope that sleeplessness isn't too frequent. If it is, I have a tea that may help. But I am glad to be of some help regardless.

Let's see...

[ He will take a moment to think over the riddles before responding. There may be a couple of occasional, thoughtful pen taps against the paper. ]

1. A needle.
2. A promise?
3. I would say the Mothercrystals, but unless you are from Valisthea, I doubt that is the answer you are looking for. Thus, I posit: a forest, or perhaps a kingdom.