[ Bathhouse! Bathhouse. He needs this, thank you. He's going to head inside to look through the shampoos and see if there's anything nice. He needs to smell like strawberries or he might die. This is just bunny facts, you see— ]
[ Gets up from his enjoyable soak that he honestly didn't realize he was having - he just kinda ended up here. Standing up immediately starts this waterfall of sound coming from inside his armor.... The water is slowly pouring out of him. ]
[ Brook just continues to stare at him. He's squinting under the mask and there's a definite judgmental look. Lancelot might not be able to see it, but who knows, maybe the silence just oozes it. ]
[ What, indeed. Brook just walks over to Lancer to just... fully slap a hand against his armor. For someone who has personal boundaries himself, he sure doesn't respect them himself. Or, more likely, he just doesn't respect Lancer's. This is what you get for picking him up, jerk--
But also, he's curious. Is it really that cold? Did it heat up at all in the water? Is Lancer just a big ice cube??? He wants to know things. ]
[ Youre not a girl so its fine. Except not really, Lancer grips his wrist as it comes barreling towards him. ]
What are you doing?
[ The armor itself does give off a cool atmosphere but after sitting in the hot water for a while. The plated pieces seem to feel - NORMAL, but give off this sense of feeling that i am getting cold right this moment as we fucking speak boyyy. ]
No. I would just answer. [ He would have, he doesn't like dancing around things - he may be fae but he isn't... A Fae, but then again that might be what makes him most Fae. ] My armor is cold and keeps my Saint Graph from overheating. At the same time, I do not like being cold.
[ Which is probably why he ended up just wandering into the hot spring bath thing for whatever damn reason. Anyway, he gets out now. ]
[ Brook doesn't want to say "I told you so". No, no, in fact, he wants Lancer to feel the weight of his sins... by being shoved into the water with a swift kick to his back. ]
[ LANCELOT'S WHOLE ENTIRE BODY FALLS INTO THE WATER, and he just lays there for a moment. Contemplating his apparent 'grievances' the problem is, that he sees nothing amiss and simply does not fucking understand what just happened. ]
What do you want from me? To sit my ass down and tell you exactly how the magic - [ True Magic Does Not Exist In Fate Actually. ] the system, in place on my realm works?
[ He shifts, the sound of armor moaning under his weight as he gets back up rather casually. Letting the water continue to pour out of him from ever crevice. Lancer seems unbothered by the action the other took, and just basically... Gets up and clamors onto the side. Well aware now of his movements, and capable of catching the other if he attempts to knock him prone again. ]
So you can throw a tantrum then too? When you fail to understand it?
You could've just let me figure it out myself, and come to the conclusion of "oh, you are cold" and moved on, instead of giving me more questions. What am I supposed to do with "This is my smingledorf." Like, fucking what?
This is exactly what I meant. You suck at talking to people. [ Pot, meet kettle.
He doesn't push him over again, though. He just kneels down. ]
Don't call me fucking stupid because you did exactly what I said you would.
You are stupid. [ Lancer kicks him into the water - BUT APPRENTLY PROBABLY MISSES. You know what, fine whatever. Ashamed and mildly still annoyed by this weird bunny freak - he walks away.
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He just stares at him.
His whole armor is still on actually . . . . ]
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Do you need help? Because I am not bathing you, let's get that out of the way right now.
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I'll leave.
[ You know just give him a moment... ]
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...Are you trying to become a lobster?
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[ Implying that... ????
1. he's a lizard and went into the hot water bc warm
2. ??? he's cold enough to make hot water stop being hot?
3. what ]
I would give it a moment before entering within. Otherwise, the water is most lukewarm.
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But also, he's curious. Is it really that cold? Did it heat up at all in the water? Is Lancer just a big ice cube??? He wants to know things. ]
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What are you doing?
[ The armor itself does give off a cool atmosphere but after sitting in the hot water for a while. The plated pieces seem to feel - NORMAL, but give off this sense of feeling that i am getting cold right this moment as we fucking speak boyyy. ]
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[ Says Brook, who does the same shit. ]
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[ Which is probably why he ended up just wandering into the hot spring bath thing for whatever damn reason. Anyway, he gets out now. ]
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What do you want from me? To sit my ass down and tell you exactly how the magic - [ True Magic Does Not Exist In Fate Actually. ] the system, in place on my realm works?
[ He shifts, the sound of armor moaning under his weight as he gets back up rather casually. Letting the water continue to pour out of him from ever crevice. Lancer seems unbothered by the action the other took, and just basically... Gets up and clamors onto the side. Well aware now of his movements, and capable of catching the other if he attempts to knock him prone again. ]
So you can throw a tantrum then too? When you fail to understand it?
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This is exactly what I meant. You suck at talking to people. [ Pot, meet kettle.
He doesn't push him over again, though. He just kneels down. ]
Don't call me fucking stupid because you did exactly what I said you would.
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Enjoy your lukewarm water bitch. ]
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