Netbook; pre-Nightvale

[outofsynth]

I've been a merman for a while now, and even though I still kind of enjoy it I think I'm ready to turn back. I'll miss the Seaborn, but I'm so far away in the river and it's not like I can't come back and visit.

Plus Ryan and I have our birthday in a few days. It would be nice if we could be together for all of it instead of him having to come out and visit me all the time.

The problem is I don't see any mushrooms I can use to turn back along the shore. I hate to ask, but if someone could help me out I'd really appreciate it. Please bring clothes. Ryan can help with that.

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[livlaughlove]

[ohhhh, he knows min-gi probably fucking hates him, and it's kind of funny that the guy is just... stuck in the water like a sad little fishy, but goddamn. he's so earnest about it.]

YEAH I COULD PROBABLY HOOK YOU UP

[outofsynth]

[The only reason he even knows who this handwriting belongs to is from the mascot post, and... yeah. Min-Gi is not Razlo's biggest fan.

Too bad his options are limited.]

I'd appreciate it. [A pause before he tacks on:] Thank you.

[livlaughlove]

DON'T THANK ME YET. I GOT YOUR CLOTHES FROM THE GUY BUT I DUNNO WHAT THE SHROOMS'RE GONNA MAKE ME. JUST KNOW THAT EVERYTHING FROM HERE ON OUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS GONNA SUCK IN COMPARISON

[why yes, he is trying to guilt trip min over something he volunteered for. no, his bullshit does not stop even when he's helping.]

[outofsynth]

[It actually does sort of work is the most annoying part. He's being a jerk and Min can recognize that, but he knows how much he's actually appreciated the break from humanity himself.]

So don't bring me the mushrooms. There's got to some somewhere around here. As long as there's someone to tell me where they are and make sure I have my clothes I can probably get there myself.

[livlaughlove]

I'M JUST FUCKIN WITH YOU. JEEZ, LIGHTEN UP. BE THERE IN A BIT

[outofsynth]

Fine. I'll be near the stepping stones.

[That seems as good a meeting point as any. It stands out more than a lot of the river anyway. He can hang out with the Seaborn while he's waiting, so at least he won't be bored.]

hough sorry work kicked mine ass

[livlaughlove]

[as promised, raz approaches with a bundle of clothes from ryan as well as a fistful of mushrooms. he's human again for the moment, and doesn't look incredibly happy about it, but it could be worse. he stops by the crossing of stones and looks between min and his armful.]

Y'want me to chuck it in or just drop it here?

No worries! Work is like that.

[outofsynth]

[Min-Gi might feel worse if he hadn't offered.

As it is... well. He gets it. He might be putting this off longer if it wasn't for their birthday. But Raz insisted. He'd given him the out. It's not Min's fault if he didn't take it.]

There is fine.

[He's not totally sure if Razlo's talking about the mushrooms themselves or his clothes as well, but he'd rather not take that chance. He can pull himself out of the river. It's fine.]

[livlaughlove]

[literally, min-gi has done nothing wrong to raz, ever. and in a fucked up, roundabout way, this might be razlo's stupidass attempt at an apology for giving him so much shit. kind of pointless if he's still giving min shit in the process.

he just kind of tilts his arms and lets the stuff fall to the ground in two different piles, so at least the mushrooms aren't directly touching the clothes.]

... Good luck. On gettin' back to normal. Might take a couple tries, 's why I grabbed a few'a the things.