The Festival of Bonds (Sticks Pride 2025)

[unheiring]

The A in LGBTQIA Stands For “All Hail"

H-O-T T-O G-O

For those of you that have spent the last few weeks in or around Night Vale, you’ve probably seen a handful of rainbow adorned signs here and there. Various events have been occurring throughout the town — the Night Vale Community Theater put on a very bawdy live performance of a book called Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker, while the Night Vale Psychological Association has held various events gently reminding the public that it is okay to be straight. Most of these have been largely closed off to residents, though a few more generous souls might gently offer to let you in.

Around the 15th of the month, however, a load of new signs go up not just in Night Vale, but around the Grove. The culprit, of course, is one Luca Aurelius, who hurriedly puts up signs wherever one might see. Like the others, it’s similarly decorated in a colorful light prism, though the name is a little different.

Welcome to the Festival of Bonds

A list of events follows below the title. Of note:

• The Annual Night Vale Pride Parade
  
• A Drag Show and Karaoke Competition, featuring a special guest judge
  
• A Date Auction, hosted by Luca Aurelius
  
• And much, much more.

Ain’t Been OUT In Awhile Anyway

And much, much more happens to come far sooner than the rest of the festivities. Seemingly overnight, the town of Night Vale becomes a paradise of pride. Flags are unraveled and hang from every pole, window, and shoulder of the various citizens of the city. Various events erupt throughout the borough, both sanctioned and unsanctioned. The Car Lot hosts a Drag Drag Show, in which participants will be assigned to their corresponding sexualities or gender identities, and forced to assemble not only a safe and fabulous outfit, but participate in a race against the other teams.

Meanwhile, a sinkhole has opened up within Mission Grove Park, revealing the long forgotten Night Vale colosseum. Those who venture down will be captured and sent into the arena, where they will have five minutes to craft the most sturdy glowstick weapon and fight their competitor. The first one to break and spill glow goo all over its fighter will be deemed the loser.

Several booths are also present, throughout town. Many of them house non-descript photobooths which, when stepped into, will change the outfit of whoever stepped in to a coordinating outfit to their sexuality or gender — whether they’re aware of it or not. Thankfully, there are plenty of charts to decode the colors. Have fun learning about yourselves!

Of course, you might also come out wearing a rainbow poncho. It’s a good thing that you did, because right as you do, the Glow Cloud (all hail) appears. A rain of painted and dyed animals falls from its fluffy, glowing depths. Thankfully, these animals are all alive for once. Thank you, Glow Cloud (all hail).

On the night of the full moon, of course, several citizens crawl out of the woodwork, heading into the dust of the desert. They’ll drag you along if you’re not careful, too. Why? It’s time for the gender neutral bellowing to the ancient gods. Make sure you’re dressed to impress, just in case they arrive.

Meanwhile, the volunteer committee for Wrath Month is more than happy to tell anyone about their upcoming ball drop, which marks the end of June and the transition into July. Anyone nearby is encouraged to write the name of their most beloathed and drop it into the massive crystal ball. When the ornate structure shatters on the final night of June, the names will be scattered to the wind. The Wrath Committee happily reminds you that ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ.

On a happier note, many of your own seem to have adjusted well to the festivities. Pavlova Cookie has opened up a tent a ways away from the festivities. The quiet, when paired with the soft pillows and blankets adorning every surface within the tent, makes for a cozy atmosphere. It’s perfect for the service Pavlova Cookie offers — Relationship Advice.

We're All Friends Of Dorothy And So Is My Horse

As you’ve probably come to expect with Night Vale, nothing about the Pride Parade is anywhere close to normal. Each passing group gets a little louder, a little prouder than the last. And the parade? It doesn’t stop. For days, they trudge on and on throughout Night Vale. Want to cross the street? Too bad, you’ll be waiting for an hour or two? About to go on a jog? Good luck getting through the crowd.

If asked how they manage to be everywhere, the members simply respond “We’re here and we’re queer.” Great. Helpful.

Thankfully, each section of the parade has a banner announcing themselves. It’s probably the only way you might distinguish some of the participants, considering the weird shticks each group seems to have going. Notably:

• Every member of the transgender track club is entirely invisible. Their clothes and adornments are not.
  
• A green-tinted glass float goes by, sponsored by the antique shop. Two men sporting matching MLM capes cryptically remind you “doɥS ʇ,uoᗡ 'ʇdop∀”. At night, the float is accompanied by black lights, revealing an eerie glow from the float itself.
  
• The Aces and Arrows poker and archery club hosts a mobile display, featuring targets color coded to the Ace and Aro flags. The poker players throw their cards with deadly precision, while archers deftly shoot through any cards that land in the bullseye.
  
• The standing pansexual army is adorned in armor sourced entirely from their kitchens
  
• The Sapphic Sword Fighting team participates in a unique dance of swordplay and theater. A dragon dodges out of the group every few blocks and steals the hottest woman they can find. There may be makeouts.
  
• A float with a banner declaring “Protect the Dolls” rolls through. A number of life-sized ball jointed dolls stare eerily into your soul. For those of you who are not out to yourselves yet, a number of realizations may occur soon after.
  
• There's a gay float brought to you by the joyous congregation of the smiling god, who misunderstood the assignment. Gay vore enthusiasts may still find something to love about this, I’m not your dad.
  
• The kink pride group is infiltrated by a number of bears in leather gear. Any homophobes in the audience will be ritually fed to them.
  
• The local association of realtors have created their own float. Unfortunately, it is occupied by a number of deer. Fortunately, they are very in the spirit of the festival, and will be throwing candy and mardi gras beads into the crowd.
  

Anyone is welcome to participate. Hell, if you don’t, you might just get dragged into the celebration should someone clock you. Or just want to give you hell. Welcome to the black Gay Parade

Always, I Wanna Be With You

Before the final party can begin, and before the divas walk the runway, one very important matter of business has to be taken care of. Luca takes his place on the stage, holding a number of envelopes, each adorned with a heart and a different name on it.

“When I call your name, please step up to the stage. We’ll start each bid at ten shells, and go until you see fit to stop.” Luca flashes a grin to the crowd and begins pulling out envelopes. Some of you probably expect your name to come up — you did sign up , after all. Others, however, will be very surprised when their own is called. Unfortunately, the submission box has developed a mind of its own.

Well… Have fun with that.

I Wanna Make A Supersonic Man Out Of You

Once the dates have been assigned, the fun really begins. Music begins playing at full volume, sending pounding beats through the whole building. Yes, there is a disco ball. Of course there is foam. And all the left over glow sticks have been broken, leaving you to paint whatever glowing nonsense you want on your skin.

Of course, halfway through the night, the crowd settles down as the lights on a nearby stage come on. The drag show is about to begin. Volunteers are welcome, but if the stage goes empty for too long, characters will find that there will be consequences. Namely, the arrival of the Sphere, which hovers above unsuspecting victims performers. There is no way out. Attempts to dodge the responsibility by insisting you’re not dressed for it will result in you being deposited in front of a nearby photobooth.

There’s only one thing to be done. Lipsync for your life

Spark Notes

summary

• Photobooths that will assign random outfits. These will be color coordinated to whatever pride flag you feel your character identifies with..
  
• Or they’ll get rained on by the glow cloud
  
• Enjoy drag races in drag at the car lot.
  
• Bellow to the new moon if you feel like it
  
• Sign up for wrath month by entering the name of your worst enemy.
  
• Fight to the glowy death (not really) in the newly revealed Night Vale Colosseum.

There are also three “main” events:

• A pride parade featuring various displays. Yes, you can join in. Or you can get dragged in. I guess you can also be eaten by the bears, I’m not your dad.
  
• A date auction, in which your character can be “accidentally” entered or voluntarily do so. Please sign up here if you haven’t
  
• A big old party occurs, interrupted by a massive drag show. Like before, your character can willingly go up on stage, or be randomly selected by the Sphere.
  

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Comments

[eidxiety]

[blows him a kisse]

[lilyberation]

I- um. Right now I think I am overwhelmed? Because this was a lot all at once. I really wasn't expecting to be signed up or to be bid on. I'm actually a little dizzy...

We can... touch back on this later. If that's okay?

[notthislife]

Of course. Just let me know if you need me to shut those two up.

[lovelyredthread]

[ Pavlova will happily pat the area next to him to invite Luca to get comfortable. ]

Is this about your departed partner or the situation with the other person you like.

[ Not even pretending like he doesn't know the mess he's in. He can practically feel the pain rolling off him. Pavlova knows it all too well- he lives with two people who are grieving after all, and he figures cutting to the chase is the least painful option in this scenario. ]

[lilyberation]

I think that might make them louder. They just need to get this out of their systems, I think.

[ezellotry]

I mean...

They sort of are, though.

[lovelyredthread]

Yeah.

[ Makes a lot more sense with that context, he's sure. ]

[thebladebringstheflame]

[............]

Whoever wrote that is obviously shallow and doesn't know what they're talking about. They haven't seen how big my di— [Mysteriously, a semi truck horn is heard outside the building at that exact moment, drowning out whatever he was going to say.]

[lilyberation]

( how is she supposed to cope with the fact that shadow milk considers her to be his )

...

I think they're going to be at this for a bit, want to get some lemonade? It looks like they have different flavors...

( no she is not running away for a moment shut up )

[lovelyredthread]

[ He can tell you're running away but you know what, he can say he was the real winner getting to hang out with her for free ]

I wonder if they have raspberry? Let's go!

[lilyberation]

( CUTE OF HIM )

Oh, probably. It shouldn't take too long...

( she almost says she'd like some blueberry lemonade and then she remembers shadow milk is blueberry.

she still wants it but it feels dangerous to say right now- )

Aira

[unheiring]

Now then, I want everyone to pay close attention for this one. The following candidate is of a younger age than most of us. As such, his options will be explicitly limited to his age group, and anything that occurs will take place explicitly with a chaperone of his choice at the Watchtower. The full-course meal will be catered by myself in a private evening get-together.

Is everyone clear?

[He waits for the murmurs of assent before continuing.]

Good. Now then, I would like you all to meet Aira Shiratori, one of the newest members of the grove, being an, er... idol back home? [The only idols he's familiar with are the ones that get worshipped? He needs to talk to Mafuyu more.] Singing, dancing, and performing are all in his repertoire. Perhaps you might yet learn a thing or two from him?

[unheiring]

[Luca expected nothing more than the usual fortune teller drivel. A few vague and easily applied claims, all for the sake of a few shells. To be read so easily and so thoroughly, however, leaves Luca reeling. His eyes go wide at first, then narrow, before closing entirely. His jaw clenches, then loosens as his lips press into a thin line. He has to compose himself for several seconds before he can speak.]

Both, I suppose. I hurt one in mourning the other.

not here technically i just. hes a dad-

[wolfetracks]

( that is a fucking son boy )

Till

[unheiring]

Do you crave a tortured artist in your life? Look no further than the eagle-eyed, sharp-tongued Till. He may not hesitate to verbally tear you a new one, but that bristling exterior hides a creative and talented soul. Take the time to get to know him, while also teaching him a little bit more about himself this evening by placing your bids now

I, personally will be starting the bid at 25 shells.

[Can he do that? Well, this is his show so yes.]

[love_swan]

[ Little guy of the hour is standing there and waving to point himself out! This is a little embarrassing but you know what, it seemed like a good way to meet new people so why not. ]

Sorry for the trouble. It's nice to meet everyone~

[notthislife]

Fair enough. Let me know if that changes. Or if you need a drink.

[eidxiety]

Whoever goes with him has to ask if he's out of the closet yet!!!

[Why are you like this]

[notthislife]

Tailor shop? What all do you make?

[And with a sharp look at Razlo.]

One twenty.

[lilyberation]

I'm going to make the unwise decision to trust that nothing is going to catch fire and get something to drink with Pavlova Cookie. Thank you though. ... You're very sweet.

[unheiring]

It's a valid question. Till, any answers for the crowd?

[Just. Holding the mic out toward him.]

[notthislife]

[Oh god, oh fuck, his heart.]

I think you're allowed an unwise decision or two. Especially after all of this.

[He gives a little bow.]

Enjoy.

[foreversembrace]

[So why, might you ask, is Till even here? Surely HE of all people wouldn't want to be at something like this? Well, he...he doesn't particularly feel comfortable anywhere else in Night Vale, and for once it actually feels safer in numbers.

But now he's kindof starting to regret coming actually-]

W-what!?

[Hopefully whoever is sitting near Till ducks in time to not get walloped by his tail as it lashes behind him when he suddenly gets to his feet.]

Hang on! I didn't fucking sign up for this!?!

[And his face is so red he looks like he's going to blow up, thanks!]

[foreversembrace]

[Till, what else, uses his paw to push it away like an annoyed cat.]

No, I don't-!

[lilyberation]

Thank you.