Fucked up, sure. But no -- I preferred the ones who could put up a halfway decent fight, and you're at least a decade away from that. So, lucky you -- you'd be safe, even if I did want to eat you.
[ohhh, this kid is so goddamn lucky akaza is niceys now. after a bit of dirt lands in his bloody mouth and a rock gashes his brow, akaza moves his hands to genya's wrists and shoves them farther into the dirt.]
And I don't want your trouble. [sir you literally started this by being a gremlin] So how about we both get what we want, and you back down?
[All Genya really gets for his efforts is the brief satisfaction of drawing blood. He can't see it, but he sure can smell it. It lasts for approximately a half of a second before he feels the creak of his wrists as they're pinned down against the ground beneath them.]
The hell kind of demon doesn't want a fight with a demon slayer? [Genya growls, deep in his throat.] I'd call ya a coward, but I see those ugly eyes of yours. You're an Upper Moon, so what the hell is your game?
[if genya is trying to get a rise out of him with that word... well, he probably would, usually, but there's no sense in akaza getting angry at a kid he has facedown in the dirt.]
The kind that already got beheaded by your friend Tanjiro. Like I said, I don't want a fight. You lot already beat me.
[Well, it's just enough to get Genya to go still for a quiet moment.]
Tanjiro -
[But that can't be right. They'd taken down four and five together. Everything had been going well, until it fucking wasn't. He'd been warned that something might happen that night by his master, but he hadn't known what until he was falling into nothingness.
And then he woke up here.
He starts flailing anew, twisting his body into almost an impossible angle in an attempt to sink his claws — no, fingers now — into Akaza's flesh.]
Now I know you're full of shit! You could at least get the demons we killed right, dipshit.
Somehow, I don't believe you... but I made a promise to be better to others. You wouldn't want a demon's word to mean more than your own, would you?
[akaza only waits a moment for the taunt to sink in before he rolls off of genya and jumps back up to his feet. he even holds a hand out to help the guy up! see, he's polite now!]
[Ohhhh, Genya wants to bite this man so bad it makes him look STUPID. Maybe it's obvious by the way his jaw works over itself angrily, muscles clenching and unclenching. Eventually he decides to not sink lower than this son of a bitch. Not for his own sake, but because his master would be disappointed if he were no better than a demon.
He definitely isn't taking Akaza's hand, though. He extends a middle finger in favor of storming off in the other direction. He's gonna go brood now, thanks.]
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But the strength is already beginning to wane.]
I don't want your fucking pity.
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And I don't want your trouble. [sir you literally started this by being a gremlin] So how about we both get what we want, and you back down?
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The hell kind of demon doesn't want a fight with a demon slayer? [Genya growls, deep in his throat.] I'd call ya a coward, but I see those ugly eyes of yours. You're an Upper Moon, so what the hell is your game?
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The kind that already got beheaded by your friend Tanjiro. Like I said, I don't want a fight. You lot already beat me.
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Tanjiro -
[But that can't be right. They'd taken down four and five together. Everything had been going well, until it fucking wasn't. He'd been warned that something might happen that night by his master, but he hadn't known what until he was falling into nothingness.
And then he woke up here.
He starts flailing anew, twisting his body into almost an impossible angle in an attempt to sink his claws — no, fingers now — into Akaza's flesh.]
Now I know you're full of shit! You could at least get the demons we killed right, dipshit.
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[with genya's strength waning, he stands no chance at piercing an upper moon's flesh with his bare hands.]
Please don't break your own neck. Kyojuro would never let me hear the end of it.
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This is his grave. Want him to dig you one too, Akaza?]
The hell is a dead guy doing here? [A pause.] Two dead guys. If I believe you.
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The way I figure, this is purgatory. I have to suffer for my sins by dealing with little shits like you.
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Whatever, since he's stuck here he might as well get answers.]
'm not dead. At least I don't think I am. So maybe you're just an idiot.
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[kicks his feeties up like a middle schooler talking about boys.]
You're just lucky, I guess!
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[He goes back to squirming like a little bug. Pounding his fists on the ground. Let him up, dammit.]
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Do you promise to be a good little demon slayer and mind your own business if I let you up?
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Aaaaand a groan.]
Yeah, fine. Whatever. I promise.
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Somehow, I don't believe you... but I made a promise to be better to others. You wouldn't want a demon's word to mean more than your own, would you?
[akaza only waits a moment for the taunt to sink in before he rolls off of genya and jumps back up to his feet. he even holds a hand out to help the guy up! see, he's polite now!]
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He definitely isn't taking Akaza's hand, though. He extends a middle finger in favor of storming off in the other direction. He's gonna go brood now, thanks.]
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Bye now~!