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[tempurahair]

HELLO CITIZENS OF THE GROVE. I HOPE YOU ARE WELL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE EVENTS OF THE CARNIVAL! IF WE HAVE NOT MET, MY NAME IS KYOJURO RENGOKU AND I AM CURRENTLY ON BEDREST! PLEASE BE SURE TO THANK YOUR HEALERS AS THEY DO EXCELLENT WORK AND PREVENTED ME FROM BEING IN WORSE SHAPE.

BUT ALL THAT IS TO SAY, I NEED PEOPLE TO TALK TO! YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING HERE! TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT! WHAT ARE YOU EATING! WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT EXERCISE ROUTINE! ASK ME QUESTIONS IF YOU SO WISH! ANYONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING.

EXCEPT FOR AKAZA :)

Comments

[bluebasketballed]

very mature, mr. pillar <;{

[tempurahair]

I AM A MAN OF MY WORD! :))

Frieeeeend

[love_swan]

(he has doodled a little cat on the page for you)

Hi Rengoku-san! If you're bored I could head over and talk to you?

[tempurahair]

IS THAT YOU, SHIRATORI?! YOUR ART IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!

YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME OVER, IF YOU WISH! THOUGH I SHOULD WARN YOU SOME OF MY INJURIES ARE STILL HEALING!

[love_swan]

I won't do anything to bother your injuries, but I know it gets boring being on bedrest. Do you read much? I could bring you some books?

And thank you! I like drawing.

[tempurahair]

OH! I DID NOT THINK YOU WOULD! I JUST DID NOT WANT YOU TO BE UPSET BY THE SIGHT!
I ADMIT I AM NOT MUCH OF A READER. THAT WAS MORE MY BROTHER'S SPEED! BUT WITH LITTLE TO DO I SUPPOSE I CANNOT COMPLAIN! BRING ME SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE!

WILL YOU DRAW ME MORE???

[love_swan]

[ little chibi versions of himself and his unitmates start to show up, as requested. Then he does a little chibi Kyojuro doing a thumbs up ]

Oh, if you don't care for reading much, I might be able to track down a manga or something... those are mostly pictures.

[ He'll find you off brand Blue Exorcist, sir. ]

[thebladebringstheflame]

hey ;)

it's flamebringer. better get over those wounds quick. i don't like kissing guys on death's door.

[FOR THE RECORD. this tag was either going to be "i'm going to come lick the blood out of your mouth again" OR the worse option of "heal up so i can inflict worse wounds on you /flirting" and we rolled the light option, but i'm putting it here for comedy's sake ok.]

[tempurahair]

[Jesus Christ Flamefuckingbringer what the fuck.

lowk disappointed that zahliya nerfed him ngl.]

WHAT EXCELLENT MOTIVATION! THOUGH I WAS NOT AWARE THAT MORE KISSING WAS ON THE TABLE!

[bluebasketballed]

[thebladebringstheflame]

you were pretty damn enthusiastic is all i'm saying

[tempurahair]

And why would I not be? You are quite good with your mouth! I would be eager to see what else it was capable of!

[bluebasketballed]

THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM QUIT BEING A TROLLOP

[thebladebringstheflame]

aren't you forward? you wanna take it for a ride some time?

[friendshipbeams]

[ In the world's most childish looking and messy writing, that doesn't follow any sort of uniform: ]

hi! this is elsword! if you wunt a exorsize theres stuff to do like sparing and stuf :) i coold do that

[tempurahair]

I do enjoy sparring! Unfortunately, as I am on bedrest, I am currently not allowed to participate in more rigorous activities. Even once I am allowed to leave my quarters, the healer has requested that I minimize my activity to allow proper healing.

It is a shame, though! I am always eager for more partners!

[charlastan]

HEY! YELLING IN ALL CAPITALS ON HERE IS MY THING!

[This doesn't actually seem to be a problem though, because he just continues anyway like he didn't just make a bold accusation to a stranger.]

LEMME GUESS, THE CIRCUS GOT YOU? ROUGH TIME TO BE A NEWBIE HERE.

[tempurahair]

My mistake, my friend! Dead not as I have already been properly educated and will not make the same mistake twice. 8)

But yes you are correct! The circus was rather unpleasant! But far be it from me to complain when I know others have suffered similarly!

[charlastan]

YEAH, WELL. GOOD! I'VE GOT A BRAND TO MAINTAIN AROUND HERE.

[Why does he seem almost disappointed, like he wanted a fight..........]

WHAT? NO, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED! NO ONE WOULD NEED TO SAY THAT IF EVERYONE COMPLAINED, SO EVERYONE SHOULD JUST COMPLAIN!

[tempurahair]

How great that you are so well-known and beloved by the people, then!

[No thoughts, head empty. Kyojuro just likes this guy.]

Be that as it may, I am secure enough in my circumstances to know that others dealt with far worse. In fact, my wounds were only a byproduct of someone else's dire circumstance. How could I ever complain when I knew that?

[charlastan]

[What. How did he get that from-- well, it doesn't matter. He'll roll with it.]

SURE! THE PEOPLE LOVE ME AROUND HERE! THAT'S ME, BELOVED LOCAL OLD MAN STAN PINES!

[That's debatable, but this guy is reading more and more like a sucker every second, which means it's fine to lie to his face.]

BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COMPLAINING MEANS THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN. SHEESH DO YOU EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING?

[a_shadow]

Depends on if you want me to write a long goddamn rant.

[tempurahair]

[Tex is so lucky that he has been coached out of write-yelling by now.]

I did say anything! :) Please, say your piece!

[a_shadow]

Nobody asked me if I wanted to come here, nobody asked me if I wanted to be in a body of flesh, they didn't even bring me here with a suit of armor. I'm expected to take case of this body which isn't even mine. I have to feed it and sleep and all this garbage crap I didn't have to worry about before. I mean it's not like someone's holding a gun to my head, it's literally that if I don't eat or sleep I feel like shit.

Feeling is a scam.

[tempurahair]

How curious! I am inclined to ask what you might have been before you arrived here, to be so out of place dealing with one might consider normal functions. But as I am a stranger, I will not pester you with such questions!
I am inclined to agree. This place does not seem to care at all for our prior state of being. I had made my peace with death and walked willingly into it, only to be thrust back into life.

It is disorientating, isn't it?