[What's worse than one creature honking sadly? Two? Kyojuro gets one whiff of the food on the stove and finds himself side by side with this, ah... creature, likewise staring longingly at the stove.]
You know, I am inclined to agree with your friend! I fear you may forget to feed those that need it!
[Urbain how could you possibly say no to this face?]
Urbain looks up, beams, and then immediately nearly drops his spoon, a comical display which involves it flipping several times before he catches it narrowly before it hits the ground.
He's got this place under control what do you mean—]
Nah, I'd never forget to feed anyone! How spicy do you like your curry?
[Meganium honks. The honk means "no spicy". Girl he knows,]
[In the seconds it takes Urbain to catch the spoon, Kyojuro's reflexes activate. He, too, surges forward, hand just a few inches shy of the other man's as he manages to catch hold of the utensil. Really, they're both lucky that they didn't bash their heads together.]
Aha, well - [Kyojuro makes a show of thinking about the answer, even if he already knows.] How spicy can you make it?
Thanks dude! [To the spoon catch, because between two blondes with fades they can definitely manage to not wreck this kitchen, right.] I can make it, uh.
[Sec, he has to look at the stuff he picked up from Heimr. These ingredients are half-familiar to him, and it takes him a genuine minute to judge the spices based on smell.]
Ghost pepper.
[weak. I mean not weak but like weak yk.]
Sorry man, these ingredients aren't that familiar to me, so I'm hoping it turns out good.
[Absolutely not. Historically he is not allowed in the kitchen. There is a reason why Senjuro did the cooking.
But that's not the point. The point right now is the way Kyojuro's head angles in thought, considering this "ghost pepper" before nodding. It doesn't sound particularly intimidating. Perhaps something closer to demon pepper might be more his speed but... he'll take it!]
I will accept the spice, and not your apologies! Your cooking smells delicious, and far better than I could ever manage!
[Kyojuro would enjoy the Carolina Reaper, but would he enjoy either Carolina...]
I'm just warning you. Anyway, dude, take a whiff of this, it smells like it'll cause your organs to shut down.
[They are not fresh ghost peppers, Heimr wouldn't sell them to Urbain when he said "a ghost-type pepper? that's sick af" with his whole mouth and then proceeded to ask ten thousand questions that didn't make much sense. The old man concluded that Urbain would blind himself on the capsaicin and gave him the crushed powdered version instead. Not ideal. But when you're unfamiliar with the blinding powers of the murder peppers, it's what you get.
Anyway, Urbain is holding out this bottle of freshly-crushed spice to Kyojuro. Please take a sniff, do not die.]
[Still, if the man is so worried, Kyojuro will go ahead and lean over to give it a sniff. And when that isn't enough, he delicately dabs his index finger into the powdered spices. Said finger is dabbed on his tongue.]
Tasty!
[Said through faintly watering eyes. He's had worse, but not in some time.]
You're right! [Just. Agreeing with this, because yeah he doesn't, sorry he assumed your organs would shut down??] It's the royal "you", I think that's what it's called.
[This is only going to make Kyojuro worse,
Anyway, eye watering noted, but if this is what the man enjoys then this is what he enjoys! The ghost pepper powder gets mixed into the curry. Delicious. Probably. It would honestly be better with fresh ones but again, he's been banned from this until he understands he has to handle those with gloves.]
Oh! Of course! I apologize for assuming! Nevertheless I appreciate your concern!
[Kyojuro watches the mixing with no small amount of fascination. Enjoy though bug eyes just being fixed on you. Maybe this is not so weird considering the existence of Pokemon just looming and existing at all times.]
How much longer will it be? Is there anything I can assist with in the meanwhile?
[Honestly, they don't bug him. Not to make a pun but also to make a pun y'know.]
It's gotta cook for a while longer or the consistency will be wrong, but if you wanna chop the veggies, I won't say no. Do you know how to roll cut carrots?
Urbain is stopping him he is reaching out for Kyojuro to hand him a knife and then show him how to PROPERLY HOLD a kitchen knife, and bring him to the cutting board. It's very motherly, this action.]
[Apparently he is getting taught how to use a kitchen knife. He is a bit surprised at how his fingers are adjusted. This is not at all an optimal grip when it comes to wielding a blade in combat but... he supposes it does complement the rest of the work he's doing.
While they're working, though -]
Have you ever used a sword? You are quite good with handling a blade like this!
They have that stuff in the museum where I'm from, though. It's ancient. Totally chill if you like swords and history and all, [he says, letting go of Kyojuro because he thinks the other man understands how to use a kitchen knife now,] it's a cool hobby! But I've never touched a sword, and I doubt I could pick one up to begin with.
[He's thinking heavy-ass broadswords and not, like, katanas.]
Oh, so you just like, have that. Like you have that on you. [Urbain is wholly unsurprised.] Isn't that a collector's item? I wouldn't wanna break it by swinging it. They don't even let you swing them in the stores they sell them in.
No? It is a weapon that I use in my line of work! [Okay well, here come the knife crimes. He takes a step away and brandishes the knife like he would his sword.]
It is the only way to slay the flesh eating creatures of my world, you see!
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You know, I am inclined to agree with your friend! I fear you may forget to feed those that need it!
[Urbain how could you possibly say no to this face?]
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Urbain looks up, beams, and then immediately nearly drops his spoon, a comical display which involves it flipping several times before he catches it narrowly before it hits the ground.
He's got this place under control what do you mean—]
Nah, I'd never forget to feed anyone! How spicy do you like your curry?
[Meganium honks. The honk means "no spicy". Girl he knows,]
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Aha, well - [Kyojuro makes a show of thinking about the answer, even if he already knows.] How spicy can you make it?
[Girl no.]
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[Sec, he has to look at the stuff he picked up from Heimr. These ingredients are half-familiar to him, and it takes him a genuine minute to judge the spices based on smell.]
Ghost pepper.
[weak. I mean not weak but like weak yk.]
Sorry man, these ingredients aren't that familiar to me, so I'm hoping it turns out good.
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But that's not the point. The point right now is the way Kyojuro's head angles in thought, considering this "ghost pepper" before nodding. It doesn't sound particularly intimidating. Perhaps something closer to demon pepper might be more his speed but... he'll take it!]
I will accept the spice, and not your apologies! Your cooking smells delicious, and far better than I could ever manage!
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I'm just warning you. Anyway, dude, take a whiff of this, it smells like it'll cause your organs to shut down.
[They are not fresh ghost peppers, Heimr wouldn't sell them to Urbain when he said "a ghost-type pepper? that's sick af" with his whole mouth and then proceeded to ask ten thousand questions that didn't make much sense. The old man concluded that Urbain would blind himself on the capsaicin and gave him the crushed powdered version instead. Not ideal. But when you're unfamiliar with the blinding powers of the murder peppers, it's what you get.
Anyway, Urbain is holding out this bottle of freshly-crushed spice to Kyojuro. Please take a sniff, do not die.]
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[Still, if the man is so worried, Kyojuro will go ahead and lean over to give it a sniff. And when that isn't enough, he delicately dabs his index finger into the powdered spices. Said finger is dabbed on his tongue.]
Tasty!
[Said through faintly watering eyes. He's had worse, but not in some time.]
More of that, please!
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[This is only going to make Kyojuro worse,
Anyway, eye watering noted, but if this is what the man enjoys then this is what he enjoys! The ghost pepper powder gets mixed into the curry. Delicious. Probably. It would honestly be better with fresh ones but again, he's been banned from this until he understands he has to handle those with gloves.]
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[Kyojuro watches the mixing with no small amount of fascination. Enjoy though bug eyes just being fixed on you. Maybe this is not so weird considering the existence of Pokemon just looming and existing at all times.]
How much longer will it be? Is there anything I can assist with in the meanwhile?
[Look at him! He is so helpful!]
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It's gotta cook for a while longer or the consistency will be wrong, but if you wanna chop the veggies, I won't say no. Do you know how to roll cut carrots?
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No I do not! [This man is legally not allowed in a kitchen.] But I am sure I can figure it out!
[Let him find a knife and a carrot! No cutting board we die like men!]
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[Please stop him he's absolutely going to cut a finger off.]
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Urbain is stopping him he is reaching out for Kyojuro to hand him a knife and then show him how to PROPERLY HOLD a kitchen knife, and bring him to the cutting board. It's very motherly, this action.]
So, to roll cut carrots...
[he's getting a lesson sorry]
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While they're working, though -]
Have you ever used a sword? You are quite good with handling a blade like this!
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[It's expensive, and he has 3 Pokedollars left.]
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[Kyojuro feigns offense, before tapering into a low chuckle.]
We are close to the same age, I suspect, and I am a fine swordsman! So perhaps it is less ancient than you think!
[Says man born over a century ago.]
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They have that stuff in the museum where I'm from, though. It's ancient. Totally chill if you like swords and history and all, [he says, letting go of Kyojuro because he thinks the other man understands how to use a kitchen knife now,] it's a cool hobby! But I've never touched a sword, and I doubt I could pick one up to begin with.
[He's thinking heavy-ass broadswords and not, like, katanas.]
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Anyway, yeah, he won't be committing any knife crimes just yet.]
Surely you could! Most anyone could lift a sword! In fact, I could bring mine over, and you could test it out!
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It is the only way to slay the flesh eating creatures of my world, you see!