mafuyu "world's saddest bunny" asahina (
beathollow) wrote in
sticksandbones2025-10-28 05:39 pm
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GAME OF KINGS
Who: Barhoppers
What: King's Game
When: Post-Roseroot
Where: The Watchtower Bar
Warnings: tba
( it's a quiet night, after everything...but not for long. while mafuyu's organizing it (but will be passing it off to luca once it's time for the "children" to leave, she's ultimately leaving the hospitality up to luca. she's very bad at this. but she does prop up two sheets: a sign up sheet, and the rules. )
THE RULES:
1. everyone participating draws a stick from the cup. the person with the blue-topped stick is the king! everyone else has a number.
2. the king will issue orders by number, and those orders should be followed to the best of the other person's ability.
3. once completed, all sticks are returned upside-down to the cup and the next round begins.
THE SETUP:
first off, i will post a sign-up sheet! sign up whenever you feel like joining the game, and you'll be added to the rng distribution! to leave the game, reply to your sign up comment and i'll remove you from it!
after that, i'll post a round # toplevel with the king and round participants- if you sign up midround you will be added to the next one! the king must reply first to give their orders, and then people can reply to them to complete their tasks. don't worry about finishing threads/orders quickly, backtagging is absolutely okay, after all!
new rounds will go out once an hour.
risque is alright, but anything else? save it for later, please! and have fun!
What: King's Game
When: Post-Roseroot
Where: The Watchtower Bar
Warnings: tba
( it's a quiet night, after everything...but not for long. while mafuyu's organizing it (but will be passing it off to luca once it's time for the "children" to leave, she's ultimately leaving the hospitality up to luca. she's very bad at this. but she does prop up two sheets: a sign up sheet, and the rules. )
THE RULES:
1. everyone participating draws a stick from the cup. the person with the blue-topped stick is the king! everyone else has a number.
2. the king will issue orders by number, and those orders should be followed to the best of the other person's ability.
3. once completed, all sticks are returned upside-down to the cup and the next round begins.
THE SETUP:
first off, i will post a sign-up sheet! sign up whenever you feel like joining the game, and you'll be added to the rng distribution! to leave the game, reply to your sign up comment and i'll remove you from it!
after that, i'll post a round # toplevel with the king and round participants- if you sign up midround you will be added to the next one! the king must reply first to give their orders, and then people can reply to them to complete their tasks. don't worry about finishing threads/orders quickly, backtagging is absolutely okay, after all!
new rounds will go out once an hour.
risque is alright, but anything else? save it for later, please! and have fun!

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*don't make him King please I will be a little too slow to run things—
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(Pls no king for him as I will be a bit too scattered to do it well <3)
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ROUND ONE
KING: ZOEY
1. Vildred
2. Akaza
3. Kyojuro
4. Pavlova
5. Mystery
6. Mafuyu
please let the king give out her orders before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
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All right! Let's get this thing going!
Number 1! Give me your most random knowledge factoid! Something weird!
Number 2! Come up with some lyrics on the fly! Just a couple of lines is fine!
Number 3! Try to convince number 5 to try your favorite food!
Number 4! Tell a juicy secret! But one that doesn't hurt anyone. Make it good though!
Number 5! You have to treat one person here like a prince or princess until I'm the King again.
Number 6! Do your best animal impression!
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ROUND 2
KING: MAFUYU
1. Kyojuro
2. Pavlova
3. Mystery
4. Zoey
5. Vildred
6. Akaza
please let the king give out her orders before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
king!
Number 1, share something scary but ultimately safe that's happened to you.
Number 2, draw a portrait of 1, but badly.
Number 3, Give everyone here a new nickname.
( at this point she reaches into her jacket pockets and pulls out... a little guy.
yes he's just been in there the whole time. )
Number 4, extol the virtue of the flutterbun.
Number 5, Arm wrestle 3.
And... Numbr 6, do something nice for 2.
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ROUND 3
KING: KYOJURO
1. Akaza
2. Pavlova
3. Zoey
4. Mafuyu
5. Mystery
6. Vildred
please let the king give out his orders before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
King!
Number one! Please attempt to sumo wrestle number six!
Number two! Tell me a tale of your greatest triumph, with all the confidence you have in your heart!
Number three! Perform pushups with number five on your back! Go until you collapse!
Number four! Tell us which person in the room you could take in a fight, and why!
Number five! Find the heaviest object you can within the room and attempt to lift it
And finally, number six! Get on the floor with number four. See who can complete the most amount of sit ups in five minutes!
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ROUND 4
KING: AKAZA
1.Mafuyu
2. Zoey
3. Kyojuro
4. Mystery
5. Vildred
6. Pavlova
please let the king give out his orders before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
KING!!!!
Number 1: Admit to a crime you've committed.
Number 2: Describe how you'd hide a body.
Number 3: Get a glass from the bar, take it to the center of the room, and break it.
Number 4: Show us all a scar and share how you received it.
[let him cook, here... at bars, people drink... and chug drinks, right...?]
Number 5: Drink a mug of something as quickly as you can. How about... the stew!
[he's really reaching here. hm.]
Number 6... I don't know, go get a flower and give it to someone here?
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Between Rounds Mingling
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( she's going to go through her phone and... hm. samsa was very popular... so she pulls up the mp3 and hits play. (english translation in the video so everyone can know what they're singing.) )
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ROUND 1
KING: Akaza
1. Joshua
2. Neku
3. Vildred
4. White Lily
5. Kyojuro
6. Mystery
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
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Number 1... Ah, I'm in a good mood! [man whose arm literally Just healed from being fractured btw.] Say something nice to everyone here.
Number 2, steal an article of clothing from someone here.
Number 3, show off an athletic talent you have. The more impressive, the better!
Number 4, get up on the bar. Also, you have to yell for the rest of this round.
Number 5, go ask the bartender for a glass of water. Then dump it on him.
Number 6... Bark like a dog. You're below me, moron.
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ROUND 2
KING: KYOJURO
1. Vildred
2. Neku
3. White Lily
4. Joshua
5. Akaza
6. Mystery
7. Elder Faerie
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
king!
Alright then! It seems it is my turn again! Let us see!
Number one! Gather up all of the dishes in the bar, then clean them! No complaints!
Number two! Pick your favorite food. Have number one and number four do the same! Mix them together, and then each of you take a bite!
As for number three... [He hums.] Spend one minute listing off everything you find attractive or enjoyable about number five, whether it be from a bystander perspective or something more... Intimate!
Number four, pick one person in the room, then sit upon their lap until the next round.
Number five, put on a record of your choice, then dance with number seven until the song ends.
Number six, run a lap around the perimeter of the bar with number two on your back!
And finally, number seven! Pick three beverages, alcoholic or otherwise from behind the bar and mix them together. Have one other person try it!
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ADULTS DAY 2 (TECHNICALLY THE SAME NIGHT) SIGN UPS
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ROUND 1
KING: LUCA
1. White Lily
2. Neku
3. Vildred
4. Elder Faerie
5. Min-Gi
6. Joshua
7. Hayato
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
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Number One. [Luca brings his hand to his mouth and whistles. Within seconds, Polaris, the Renovan hawk who some of you have already gotten quite acquainted with, flutters to his forearm.] Bowdown before her ladyship Polaris. Praise her for one minute.
Moving right along, Number Two: Remove either your shirt or your pants. Run from the bar to the well and back. Do have fun!
Number three: Take three shots of the first liquor you find on the shelf. If you prefer not to drink, down three large mugs of water instead.
Number four: Rengoku had such a helpful idea. Sweep the floors and mop until the start of the next round.
Number five: Go before number four, and confess to them a secret you have been harboring.
Number six: Take a spoon. Lick it for a minute straight without breaking eye contact with number seven.
Number seven: Kneel before me. For the rest of the round, you will let me ride upon your shoulders. Now I will be tall.
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ROUND 2
KING: HAYATO
1. Astrid
2. Vildred
3. Elder Faerie
4. Min-Gi
5. Luca
6. White Lily
7. Joshua
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
KING
Alright, the time has come for your new King! Everyone listen up!
Number one: Read your last journal response out loud! [This can be made up to make it funnier.]
Number two: Say something nice about everyone here!
Number three: Talk in rhyme for the rest of the round.
Number four: Say one truth and one lie and seven has to guess which is which.
Number five: Bite into a lemon like an apple.
Number six: Switch clothes with two!
Number Seven: Take your least favorite and most favorite drink of choice, mix them in a shot glass and offer them to five
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ROUND 3
KING: ELDER FAERIE COOKIE
1. Kyojuro
2. Joshua
3. Astrid
4. Hayato
5. Vildred
6. Akaza
7. White Lily
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
KING
he clears his throat and starts his orders in a commanding voice]
One, please tell us a fairytale you were fond of as a child. I would like it if you used different voices for the different characters.
Number two, hide under a tablecloth and pretend you are a ghost for the rest of the round. You shall receive bonus points if you are able to scare someone.
Three, allow five to draw a tattoo on your arm. They may draw whatever they wish... as long as it is not vulgar. [why is he looking at Akaza here]
Four, get into a heated debate about apples with number six.
Number five, you must go outside and loudly declare your love for number three. It does not have to be believable, but it should be loud.
Six, the floor is now lava. Please do not step on it.
And, finally, seven, choreograph and perform the most silly dance you can think of, you must make up the moves, yourself.
Thus has spoken your king!
[calm down, grandpa]
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CLOSED!
ROUND 1
KING: ASTRID
1. Akaza
2. Ain
3. Kyojuro
4. Joshua
5. Ryan
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
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Number One: Play chicken with Four. First one to pull away has to take a shot.
Number Two: Pick Five up and give them a twirl.
Number Three: Stand extremely close to number Four and stare into their eyes for 30 unbroken seconds.
Number Four: Crawl around on the floor meowing at people and pretending to be a cat for the rest of the round after One's order is finished.
Number Five: Hold hands with Two for the rest of the round.
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ROUND 2
KING: AKAZA
1. Ryan
2. Joshua
3. Astrid
4. Ain
5. Kyojuro
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
KING
Number 1: Pick someone, anyone, in the Grove, and do your best impression of them. Speech pattern, behavior, posture, everything! You have to continue until someone guesses correctly or the round ends.
Number 2: Bite someone.
Number 3: Hit me. Like you mean it. And don't worry about hurting me, I guarantee you can't!
Number 4: Choose the person in this group that you know the least about. Now make up a backstory for them.
Number 5: You have two minutes to list as much modern slang and phrases and their meanings as you can. [hopefully someone who is actually hip with the times gets this one so he can learn something. (lol.)]
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ROUND 3
KING: AIN
1. Elder Faerie
2. Kyojuro
3. Akaza
4. Tex
5. White Lily
6. Ryan
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
KING
Number one, take Dachsologie, [holds up Dachsologie, who is Greyhound-sized] and teach him new tricks. He already knows stay, speak, spin, play dead, bite, fly, teleport, roll over, and fetch. Good luck!
Number two! Have number six style your hair for you! I have hair clips in my bag if you want!
Number three: Tell us about your first crush~.
Number four: Give us your best pickup line. Bonus points if you lay it on really thick.
Number five: Trust fall into the arms of number three! The higher you fall, the better~. Don't break your neck because I don't want to heal you~.
Number six: Tell us your scariest story in the most dramatic way possible, while you're doing two's hair for me.
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ROUND 4
KING: RYAN
1. Ain
2. Kyojuro
3. Tex
4. White Lily
please let the king get his orders out before responding, and remember to keep your numbers a secret until orders are out! )
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Number two, go up to number four with this pen-- [He takes a pen he forgot in his pocket and sets it on the counter.] --and ask them to give you their finest tattoo drawing on your arm. At least this big! [He makes a small circle with his hand, the size of a quarter.]
Number three...doooo the chicken dance for everyone! And if you're not from a world where they have the chicken dance, do what you think the chicken dance is. I'm not telling!
And Number four...when you're drawing on Number two, you can't look at what you're doing. Once you put pen to arm, you have to close your eyes. --And number two if they didn't draw it big enough, ask for more!
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1 - apologies for the long screenshot in the 2nd link lol
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