The air is cold, the sky dreary. Ever since your return to Aldric’s Grove, the chill in the air is as bitter and sharp as a knife. The scent of stew from the General Store’s windows is comforting, almost as much as the teas Ydalir is handing out if you pass by her tent. Nene puts baskets of her fresh produce on every doorstep or before the doors of people’s rooms in the inn, and Evan and Rillian join her sometimes, the two also handing out sweaters or cloaks. It’s not going to be as bad as last year, but a bitter winter is coming. It’s best to be prepared, isn’t it?
As the winter approaches, plantimals busy themselves to prepare as best they can, too. Pinecone squirrels harvest away nuts while one by one birds move as close to warmth as they can — and that may well just be Sehul and Aurora’s domains. The river water is clear as ever and even colder, with only the blessed trees and bushes still flowering and bearing fruit.
Yet nothing prepares anyone for the green mist, knee-high at the lowest, waist-high at the highest. It smells earthy and grassy, almost floral like a garden,and it pours out of
the research hall.
There’s a chill in the air. Something… strange is happening, yet again.
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Don't blow their heads off, either. [that's... where you're supposed to aim, he's pretty sure, so maybe he should deflect...] There's meat in there, too.
[ANYWAY.] ... You have a pair of those gold glasses?
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... Do demons eat brains or somethin'?
[Anyway indeed.]
The hell are those?
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a sigh. akaza turns from the treeline and heads toward the shop.]
They'll keep you from getting lost and killed, apparently. So we're getting you a pair. Whole town'll have my ass if I hand a kid over to the forest thing on a platter.
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[But... whatever. Genya just scoffs.]
Can't I just stick close to you? You have a pair of your own, right?
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[that would be the simplest solution, sure, but he really doesn't want to be responsible for anything going awry. any more than he already will.
passing it off as a joke will probably get the kid off his back, though.]
If you counted on little old me to keep you safe, I might be inclined to think you actually trust me!
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All I trust is that you don't want to upset your boyfriend or whatever. So c'mon. Let's just get moving.
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Shut up. You're wearing them, or you're not coming.
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... He does not say this, of course. It's entertainment for the evening, and it gets him out of this weird ass town with its weird ass, identical looking residents. He'll take it.]
Fine. But you're paying.
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[something about genya really brings out the snarky, rude delinquent in him. funny!
... once he has the second pair, he's throwing the set with fake nose and mustache attachments at genya. have fun, idiot.]
Just stick to the paths they show you. I'll be able to lead us back out.
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... Only for it to easily separate.
Huh.]
Very funny.
[He just assumes it's some dumb prank on Akaza's part and throws the glasses on his face. Thanks, buddy.]
You done throwing a fit now? Ready to go?
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... he had no idea it was an attachment. this man is stupid.]
I should drag you halfway to the mountains and ditch you.
[given how he trudges off into the damn forest with his new pair on, yes, he's ready.]
gag
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So what do you want me to do, anyway? I mean, if I can't shoot 'em. Just pounce on 'em like some kind of animal?
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okay it is fucking hilarious though that genya is taller than upper three. anyway,
akaza follows a meandering path through the forest. things like animals don't really register on his compass, because they can't pose a tangible threat to him like humans and other demons. they might as well be part of the background, so it's a bit of a blind journey for now.]
That's a good idea. You could eat another one of my teeth so you could snap their necks while you're at it.
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However, when Akaza proposes taking a "page" out of his book? That's a different story entirely. He reaches out, grabbing a significant chunk of hair from the back of Akaza's head, and pulls back. He's already palmed the hair into his mouth before the demon can say anything.]
Not a bad idea. [He winces as some of his features begin to distort.] Only one problem. We've already passed at least three deer. Last I checked, those were pretty good sources of meat. So what are we really out here for?
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even as genya takes on some of his attributes, though, his face contorts with more doubt than anything.]
... For meat. [... do humans eat deer. he can't remember.]
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[His arms cross over his chest, looking down at Akaza with every bit of skepticism he has in his body. Turns out that's a lot. He doesn't even seem to flinch at the violence the demon seems an inch away from inflicting upon him. He's almost certain he won't actually act on it.]
You gonna make me ask again?
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I haven't looked twice at animal meat in hundreds of years. Fucking bite me. [oh, he realizes immediately that saying that was a mistake.] Don't -- just turn your ass around and go back so we can get the damn deer.
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If that's the case, then why the hell are you the one fetching food for people.
[Still, he does turn right around for the deer. He is sorely tempted to shoot the thing just to spite Akaza but... he'll submit to the instincts running through his blood and wrestle it instead. Don't mind Genya, rolling across the forest floor as he tries to put a buck in a headlock.]
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[honestly, he likes the audacity on this one. he can just never let genya know that.
yes, he's going to just stand there watching in amusement for a bit as genya abuses this poor biblically accurate deer. maybe if akaza is lucky, the thing will impale him with a prong or five and give him a real laugh.
look, he's allowed to find it funny if genya will be better in five minutes because of his temporary demon abilities.]
Are you just going to flail around, or actually kill it?
cw: blood, animal death
[Genya is indeed cut off by a flailing deer head catching him in the throat. The rest of his words come out as sickly, bloody burbles as he opts to instead finally snap the buck's neck. Don't mind as he lays there, staring at the canopy of the forest and questioning literally everything up until this moment.
... Eventually he does lift a hand to flip Akaza off, though.]
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... guess any other deer in the area are long gone.]
That's fine, take your time. You're gonna have to lug it around, though.
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[Genya continues muttering to himself as he hefts himself out of the dirt, then pulls the deer over his shoulders. Thanks to the residual strength from Akaza, he isn't exactly struggling with the effort, but he does shoot a glare at the demon all the same.]
How many of these things do you need, anyway?
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How many people do you think that one could feed? [humans definitely can't consume as much as demons, but that still doesn't mean he's any good at gauging a normal human meal. frankly, kyojuro is his only point of reference, and that man does eat like a demon.]
Two apiece, maybe?
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Depends. In the corps? Probably. Normal humans, though? [He shakes his head. He knows a thing or two about cooking, he'd like to think.] A pound of meat can go a long way, especially when it's served with other things. Rice. Potatoes. All of that. And I'd say there's about 50 pounds of edible meat to go around here.
You probably don't need more than one or two to keep people fed for a long time to come.
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cw dental trauma mention
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cw: drool
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