Right as everyone gets back from hanging out with the Goddesses

[ghostharasser]

Moon's haunted.

Start boarding the windows NOTHING good comes from moon hauntings. I'm gonna start doing ritualistic sacrifice in the woods if anyone wants to join me.

- Dipper

Comments

[loansharpedo]

Spreading rumors about my team, are we?

Though, you are correct. We /are/ better at our jobs. No one will be abusing Pokemon OR trashing the city so long as I'm around.

[justacityboy]

my brother in Arceus they're literally not even rumours

[loansharpedo]

Maybe not, but you make it sound like we're out here committing nefarious deeds. Community service is doled out only to those who can't pay their dues. It's only fair.

[justacityboy]

ooooh your Nefarious Community Service For Criminals™

I didn't even go into the CRAZY rumours or other stuff I said ACAB and that you guys are better cops it's a COMPLIMENT girl

[I mean you also implied some level of nefariousness don't lie—]

[loansharpedo]

Don't misunderstand, Urbain. I didn't say I was mad. I just wanted it on the record that the Rust Syndicate deals fairly. Some people might not like how it turns out, but that's just because I'm not interested in giving people an inch if they're going to try taking a mile with me.

[justacityboy]

Your mad text sounds the exact same as your informational text dude

You do this ON PURPOSE to watch me squirm. And probably other people but mostly just me rn

[ghostharasser]

Fascinating.

[justacityboy]

Dw Dipper he's not that scary you just gotta stand up to him like me

[<---- man who is Terrified of Corbeau but like they're cool but also he's a little terrified]

[ghostharasser]

I mean, it sounds like you've got more to worry about than I do, but even if your friend here is a big scary mafia guy-

1. ACAB
2. I was raised by a professional conman, I'm not scared of much.

[He's scared of his voice cracking in front of a cute person and would rather die than try and make small talk at a party, but OTHERWISE-]

[justacityboy]

For a minute there I almost forgot you're also in a cult! Yeah you'll be fine. But also ACAB.

[charlastan]

[VERY PROUD ARROW to number 2!]

THAT'S ME! 8)

[ghostharasser]

[Dipper underlines it.]

That's him!

[loansharpedo]

I won't confirm nor deny.

[justacityboy]

THAT'S JUST CONFIRMATION THAT RIGHT THERE IS CONFIRMATION!!!!

[loansharpedo]

[Corbeau does not respond. He just draws a little heart next to Urbain's sentence, as well as the Rust Syndicate's logo.]

[justacityboy]

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