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[godsfavourite]

Who: Allen + You!
What: Holy clown boy coming to a Grove near you!
When: Beginning of March
Where: ??? Around
Warnings: None yet, will be in headers as the pop up.



I. I've tasted all your sin (Forest entrance)

[ There is, perhaps, not a single person who would say arriving in the Grove isn't jarring. Some woke up here from their own slumber back home, and that is perhaps the smoothest transition you can get, even even that has yet to be graceful. For Allen, one moment he's holding the hand of his friend, trying to wake him up from what he could only assume was a horrific coma, and then next he's... here. His hand clasps in on itself, and he's suddenly looking around in a panic. He knew that the place he'd ended up may very well kick him out of his consciousness. May lend just the right amount of strength for Nea to pull him out of the "driver's seat", so to speak, but... is that what's happening now? Now, when he was so close to saving his friend?

No.

No, no, no.

The panic sets in as he darts from out of the trees, attempting to look for something, anything that might help him figure out how to get back. It's once he gets into the Grove proper that his eye activates. He has his own questions about that - if he's not in control, where is that coming from? What would his eye see... in his own head? Before he can ponder it for too long, he at least gets one of his answers. What does his eye see? Well.

Death.

It's the first time Allen's seeing souls not attached to something else, but Allen doesn't have time to process that part. Rather, he is trying to remember how to breathe again, because as of now, seeing the horrible visions in front of him - death of his friends, of those he loves, of a fire that isn't really there - all has the air he's trying to get out caught in his throat. It's only once his eye deactivates, the sclera turning from black to white and the red of his eye back to a silvery gray, does he finally have some kind of reprieve from the overwhelm. It's not much. The panic has only gotten worse, after all.

He falls to his knees, gasping for air as if he'd been held underwater for too long. ]

II. You've lost your appetite (for sacrifice) (Timcanpy, the Inn)

[ Timcanpy is a little golden golem. He is here! He isn't sure why he's here, but he is! How exciting! He's gonna...! He's...!!!

...

Where is this!!!!!!!!!! He is going to float out of the inn room he Spawned(tm) in and??? chew on the first person he sees. Hello. ]

III. How can we terminate this parasite (Around the Grove)

[ Fortunately, although the panic attack hits Allen like a train, the fact that he's so fucking hungry does as well. Which means... this is definitely his body. He's not stuck in his head. That's?? Good. Probably. Well, it's not good that he doesn't know where he is, but it's good he's still Him. Does this make sense? No. It doesn't. Fuck, he's SO hungry-

He will very hastily try to find the first person he can and catch their attention with a friendly wave of his normal-looking hand, and in a thick, British accent: ] Cheers! Uh, I have a lot of questions, but... most important, do you know where a bloke might find some food? Preferably, a lot of it?

...

Oh, also, what is that? [ He's, uh, pointing at Moder. ]

IV. If you keep digging up the Host? (Wildcard)
HMU if you wanna do something else pls I have such a strong muse for my baby boy I'm gonna be SO annoying-

Comments

[justacityboy]

[It usually results in world evils yeah—]

What's Rapture? Like, the apocalypse?

[godsfavourite]

Yeah, basically? It’s in the Bible. It’s described as “the end times” when the Lord, uh… gathers his followers, living and dead, and brings them to heaven, while the world dies. Or something like that.

…

I haven’t actually read the whole thing of the Bible yet. [ Allen- ]

[justacityboy]

Crazy... we don't have anything like that. Maybe because Arceus doesn't get involved in human affairs? Like it would be weird for him to do that. He's chill.

Oh, man, actually, I do know that there was once this guy that tried to use the Pokemon representing life and death to like, end the entire Kalos region. You can think of that like a country I guess. Anyway, he got stopped but like, wowwww dude.

[godsfavourite]

[ THIS IS MCFUCKIN WHY HUMANS CANT HAVE GODLIKE POWERS. THIS IS WHAT HE MEANS GODDAMN! What the fuck.

Allen is vibrating. ]

Wh…

I… I see. [ He doesn’t. He’s having a crisis. Quick, change the subject— ] How’s the food coming along??

[justacityboy]

Oh, it's great! It's gotta simmer a bit longer to get all the flavour in there, otherwise it's gonna be kinda mid curry and like, [Urbain gestures emphatically with his wooden spoon,] I don't do mid. Ever.

[Anyway, given a few more minutes, Urbain will start assembling food for Allen. Unfortunately (?) it's croissant curry, so the curry is standing up in a tower and is surrounded by croissants, because Urbain is just fucking like this. It's good, though, it tastes good! That's his weird-ass talent! But wow what an intro.]

[godsfavourite]

[ The French were a mistake—

Anyway, Allen will still enjoy the food, thanks. And, to his credit, he does clear his plate, despite his initial confusion to the That. ]

This is brilliant, love. Are you some kind of chef where you’re from, or is this just a hobby?

[justacityboy]

Nah, it's just a hobby. I feed my friends at the hotel we live at, uh, back home and not here obvs. I love cooking! And seeing people's faces when they like what I make.

Oh, and trolling my bestie Naveen with stuff that's vaguely cursed-looking but still tastes good. He acts like he hates it and then eats the whole plate, it's like, our thing.

[godsfavourite]

… “Trolling”? [ Allen laughs. ] Your world right has some strange language, I’m noticing.

But if you ever think of something and need a taste tester, I would be happy to fill that role~!