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Who: Allen + You!
What: Holy clown boy coming to a Grove near you!
When: Beginning of March
Where: ??? Around
Warnings: None yet, will be in headers as the pop up.



I. I've tasted all your sin (Forest entrance)

[ There is, perhaps, not a single person who would say arriving in the Grove isn't jarring. Some woke up here from their own slumber back home, and that is perhaps the smoothest transition you can get, even even that has yet to be graceful. For Allen, one moment he's holding the hand of his friend, trying to wake him up from what he could only assume was a horrific coma, and then next he's... here. His hand clasps in on itself, and he's suddenly looking around in a panic. He knew that the place he'd ended up may very well kick him out of his consciousness. May lend just the right amount of strength for Nea to pull him out of the "driver's seat", so to speak, but... is that what's happening now? Now, when he was so close to saving his friend?

No.

No, no, no.

The panic sets in as he darts from out of the trees, attempting to look for something, anything that might help him figure out how to get back. It's once he gets into the Grove proper that his eye activates. He has his own questions about that - if he's not in control, where is that coming from? What would his eye see... in his own head? Before he can ponder it for too long, he at least gets one of his answers. What does his eye see? Well.

Death.

It's the first time Allen's seeing souls not attached to something else, but Allen doesn't have time to process that part. Rather, he is trying to remember how to breathe again, because as of now, seeing the horrible visions in front of him - death of his friends, of those he loves, of a fire that isn't really there - all has the air he's trying to get out caught in his throat. It's only once his eye deactivates, the sclera turning from black to white and the red of his eye back to a silvery gray, does he finally have some kind of reprieve from the overwhelm. It's not much. The panic has only gotten worse, after all.

He falls to his knees, gasping for air as if he'd been held underwater for too long. ]

II. You've lost your appetite (for sacrifice) (Timcanpy, the Inn)

[ Timcanpy is a little golden golem. He is here! He isn't sure why he's here, but he is! How exciting! He's gonna...! He's...!!!

...

Where is this!!!!!!!!!! He is going to float out of the inn room he Spawned(tm) in and??? chew on the first person he sees. Hello. ]

III. How can we terminate this parasite (Around the Grove)

[ Fortunately, although the panic attack hits Allen like a train, the fact that he's so fucking hungry does as well. Which means... this is definitely his body. He's not stuck in his head. That's?? Good. Probably. Well, it's not good that he doesn't know where he is, but it's good he's still Him. Does this make sense? No. It doesn't. Fuck, he's SO hungry-

He will very hastily try to find the first person he can and catch their attention with a friendly wave of his normal-looking hand, and in a thick, British accent: ] Cheers! Uh, I have a lot of questions, but... most important, do you know where a bloke might find some food? Preferably, a lot of it?

...

Oh, also, what is that? [ He's, uh, pointing at Moder. ]

IV. If you keep digging up the Host? (Wildcard)
HMU if you wanna do something else pls I have such a strong muse for my baby boy I'm gonna be SO annoying-

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[ Timcanpy will fly up to toss himself onto Atuuda, flattening himself in the process. Hello, golem friend!

Allen, meanwhile, abruptly pulls himself from Kanda’s lips. A bit too abruptly that there’s both a very wet parting sound, accompanied by a bridge of saliva that has yet to snap between the two. It’s. It’s a look, certainly.

Does Link just like have a sixth sense specifically for knowing when Kanda and Allen are kissing or?? Not that Allen is upset or anything, but it is just a Hell of a coincidence. ] Hey, Li… you ate already? [ Yes, not everyone eats as much as you, Allen. ] Could you… turn out the lamps? We’ll get settled.

[lotusflower]

[This time it's worse because Allen is laying on him so oops. This is a preview of the next However Long of your life Link. Good luck.]

Hey.

[And then he rolls over and deposits Allen into the middle of the bed. Look see they weren't doing anything!]

[missinglink]

[Screams. He is screaming in his head. Thankfully this is kept internal as he clears his throat again before closing the door behind him, fitfully brushing his fingers through his fringe as he walks over to turn off the lamps one by one as Allen had asked.]

Yes...my apologies, it was not my intention to intrude.

[Soon the lights are off and Link is presented with the Ultimate Challenge: climbing into bed alongside Allen, with Kanda on the other side.

Hh. hhh.

He makes his way over to the edge of the bed, pulling back the covers as he looks down at Allen.]

Are you sure there's enough room?

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[ Deposited!!! Allen adjusts himself so that he's properly under the sheets ]

You don't have to apologize! [ Realistically, no one is at fault here. The boys are Going To Kiss and Link will likely also be kissed when Allen gets his mitts on him. He stretches out his arms, to show his fingertips from where he is just barely reach the end of the bed. ] Plenty of room! See?

[ He pulls his arms back after a swift pat on the pillow. ]

If I end up tying to cling to you, I, uh, just have a habit of that at night. You can push me off, though! I won't wake up, usually. [ Saying this as if Link isn't well aware of Allen's sleeping habits... Look, he's worried about him, okay? ]

[lotusflower]

And I'll be over here in my corner. I don't take up much space.

[He's a side sleeper typically, do this won't be an issue. He's also not going to cuddle with Link ever in his life (keep this in your back pocket for their hatefucking later).]

[missinglink]

Well, if you're sure...if I need to move over to make room, let me know.

[Taking a deep breath before he climbs into bed, careful not to disturb the sheets or rock the mattress too much as he lays down. Pretty much immediately Allen will get the full scope of how large he is laying beside him, never mind the fact he's flanked by tall boys on either side.

He lays flat on his back, because of course he does, and folds his hands across his chest.]

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[ Look, just because Allen said he's a sleep cuddler, does not mean Link is safe now. He reaches out to grab one of Link's hands and pulls it closer to him, tangling their fingers together as he does. Kanda is also not spared, as he frantically feels around behind him so he can make Kanda wrap his own arm around Allen, so Allen has full access to squeeze his hand there, too.

And... he sure is flanked by large boyfriends on either side! He... isn't complaining, though. Not even a little. It's nice to have them both here, and even nicer to have them both somewhere that he's able to be affectionate with them. He has those stupid stomach butterflies even now. ]

Sweet dreams!

[lotusflower]

[The way Link sleeps like they're gonna unearth him out of a sarcophagus... Please.

Anyway, yeah, he's spooning Allen. He's been given spoon rights, get fucked blondie—

Kisses the top of Allen's shoulder.]

Night.

[Zzzzzzzz]

[missinglink]

[Listen, that's fine because I promise you Link wasn't going to have the balls to spoon Allen right off rip, judging by the way he's laying like he is.

What he isn't expecting- although he should have been expecting it- is the way Allen reaches for and untangles his hands from his chest, holding the hand closest to him while he laces their fingers together. Link's breath stutters, and for a moment he's at a loss for words. He's thankful it's dark enough that Allen probably can't see his expression right now...at least, not as easily.]

A-ah...yes. Good night.