Mister Daddy Priest is In [OPEN]

[lupusxylem]

Who: Wolfwood and YOU
What: Wolfwood's confessional is open!
When: Any time throughout the month
Where: The Church
Warnings: will tag if needed


[A message appears on the Netbook!]

oi

the confessional is open again

come by the church 3PM-5PM if you want to make a confession. leave one shell as payment

whatever you say will be completely confidential btw

Comments

[eidxiety]

Mr. Father Daddy Priest!! You've returned to form after so many years~!!!

[It's been like two, Ain. Maybe not even that.]

Did Jesus find new sins while you were away? Is that why you're doing this?

[lupusxylem]

i did not return for you to call me that again
i just hadnt done it in a while because there were giant bugs on my roof

[eidxiety]

But you loooove being called Mr. Father Daddy Priest! You looove it.

What are the new sins Jesus wrote?? You didn't tell me about them :O

[lupusxylem]

no.

also jesus dont write the sins, people sin thats the whole point

[eidxiety]

Ugh. Your religion is so confusing... didn't a different guy make the earth too? But he's not the sins guy. So there aren't new sins? Why are you running confessional again after so long if there are no new sins?

Should we make new sins for Jesus?????

[lupusxylem]

I think the only reason God hasnt smote you yet is cause youre an angel.

[eidxiety]

My mom sure did try :O!

[lupusxylem]

yeah well your mom's a [word that rubie doesn't like]

fucking crying

[eidxiety]

Nikolaus... I don't know if you can say that... I was told that word is mean for women.

But you're right, she's a [word that rubie doesn't like].

[lupusxylem]

well your mother's a woman, right? and i wanna be mean to her

so