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[twisttheknives]

Who: kniferat Nai & you! Probably!
What: Unfortunately, he's here
When: The worst possible time (Dec 27th)
Where: Outside in the coldest snowbank I can possibly FIND
Warnings: millions knives trigun


I. some of u act like murder is such a big deal

[Are you ever just doing cryptid shit for like a century, and then one day you close your eyes and when you open them, the fucking sand is WHITE and COLD and there are TREES? Who fucking authorized this. Where the fuck is this.

For all that Nai wonders what's going on, as you do when dropped in an unfamiliar location where the temperature has gone from "scorching hot" to "Antarctica before Earth fucking died"... he sure isn't showing that on his face. Actually, it might be hard to see his face considering his hood is up and he's sort of just. Standing there. Staring up at the inn, ominously locking eyes with a creature on the roof. Some kind of monster in the middle of nowhere, no doubt, but what.

Idle observations are going to lead him to standing here with his grippers out for FREE for quite a while, in some attempt to take stock of the situation. Human civilization (gross), creature on the roof (glowing), flora abound, what looks like a? moose? animal?, a dog, it's cold... not a human in sight yet, though. Is the place abandoned?

(No, no it's not, you have two minutes of wandering/standing/scientific observation left to do before someone comes to try to put shoes on you, buddy. And like an actual coat that isn't made of knives.)]

II. due to personal reasons i will be named an enemy of the state

[Super cool and fun facts: Apparently, whatever this place is dampens abilities. Like, severely dampens them. Suppresses them, even! Almost completely! Guess How He Found Out. Take a Wild Guess.

(The answer is that he attempted, in no uncertain terms, to cut the inn into molecules and realised he could only really wield maybe a fifth of his power, if that, and he might have also Wolverined the inn wall in frustration.)

(Sorry not sorry if you see him Wolverine-ing the wall. Nai is being 100% normal about this and it's You who is wrong.)

Fine. If he can't obliterate this place, whatever, he's going into the woods and he's going to do what everyone else has attempted this month and Try To Leave. This can only go so well for him, he's inevitably going to wake up something in the woods, but he'll be fine. He's Millions Fifties Knives, he's got this. (Please stop him.)]

III. card(wild)

[hi i'm so sorry for this please slap me wherever thanks]

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[nforcing]

[ N's about as smart as the conveyor belt, really. ]

Constructed? So, out of thin air, or do you need… stuff to make them? [ Maybe not a question he wants to know the answer for when it comes to himself and the regeneration, but it's interesting when it comes from sort-of-people! Vash was offended(?) when he mentioned him not being human. This person probably would be, too, right? ]

Oh! [ Speaking of, he should probably stop internally referring to this person as "this person", huh? ] I'm N, by the way! It's nice to meet you! I don't think I've seen you around here? And I've been here roughly…

[ The eyes on the screen blip out momentarily, showing a digital clock that currently reads "1664:43:12" with the twelve ticking up every second. N puts his finger against his chin in thought. ]

…Ummm, how many hours are in a day, again?

[twisttheknives]

[God no please point out how nonhuman and imposing he is. Please point out that he's a freaky alien with minimal concept of gender. Please point out the fact that sometimes he glows as an omen and has knoodles and commits atrocities against mankind please please ple—]

Nai. [Or Millions Knives, depends on how spicy he's feeling that day. He's a little spicy today but he doesn't have all his knives either.] I recently arrived.

[it's nice to meet you little robot etc]

The answer to that question depends on the planet's proximity to the sun, [okay] and as I've ascertained, no one knows what this planet is called, nor its relative distance from its sun. [nerd]