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[livlaughlove]

[in the usual handwriting so neat and uniform it may as well have been stamped on the paper if it wasn't for the lines appearing in real time...]

Hey everyone. It's Livio.

I thought it would be a good idea to have a spot to collect our knowledge of what to do and not to do around here. Specifically, rules the forest seems to abide by or hold us to. Such as "don't touch the trees."

If you can add any explanation, like the logic behind something, or consequences to be expected if we break a rule, that would be appreciated.

Even if something seems obvious, please share it. Some of us are newer than others. It's safer to be redundant than let someone get hurt out of ignorance.


[[ weasel's note: threadjack away! but please specify if you prefer not to be threadjacked in your toplevels/posts. ]]

Comments

Re: sorry-

[amethystic]

i fucking wish do you KNOW how debasing this is for me as a witch
ITS NOT EVEN THE ACTUAL FOREST ITS JUST SOME PIECE OF SHIT POSSESSING IT

[lupusxylem]

Speak for yourself, I'm a Priest.

I'd sooner fucking starve than start worshiping the god damn forest.

[amethystic]

we don't have to go that far YET
just
have to be fucking formal and flowery about asking and thanking it and both are a MUST if you actually want to get anything done

[simplicitas]

One time i told the forest to go fuck itself and i had horrifying nightmares for weeks

[lupusxylem]

Maybe it should go fuck itself.

[simplicitas]

Yeah but for now we have to be decent to it because otherwise it gets mean to everyone, i dont care if its just me suffering but i care if other people do :(

[lupusxylem]

"For now"

[simplicitas]

Yep! So remember that hyung :) I think you can be passive aggressive though

Also how do i spell your name? is it Wolf Wood or is it Wulfwud or what?

[lmao]

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood won't know what hyung means until he reads the rest of this post and THEN he is going to feel Some Kind Of Way about it. Elsword he's not the guy you want to big brother, he will get you killed.]

It's Wolfwood. You spelled it right the first time.

[Where on earth did you get Wulfwud-]

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

[Drawn in fancy asshole script]

[simplicitas]

[elsword 🤝 noah
picking the worst man to be their sibling in dwrp]

You're fancy

I never learned how to write curly

[elsword you never learned how to write]

[lupusxylem]

It's cursive.

[Poor Elsword can barely write in print much less cursive...]

I could probably teach you. Not that hard.

[This is patently untrue for someone who wasn't taught cursive in kindergarten or something but go off]

[simplicitas]

Cool :) Mizuki has been teaching me to have better hand writing so i would apresheeate it

[lupusxylem]

[...]

I should also teach you to spell.

[That sounds so backhanded but he does not mean it that way for once.]

[simplicitas]

Yeah :)

I did not have parents growing up so I missed all of that stuff. And then i got amneesha so the last 18 years of my life are fuzzy. I remember important stuff like sword fighting and cooking though

[lupusxylem]

I didn't have any either. I grew up in an orphanage.

[Has he told anyone this yet? Nope, but it's out there now. It's not something he's ashamed of though, it just never came up.]

Sword fighting and cooking are more important. [NO???] Especially if your world is dangerous. You'll be getting more use out of that than reading.

[amethystic]

( there's a dot of ink like someone was going to reply but froze before ripping the pen away

and then silence, for what feels like an agonizingly long time, for her. maybe only a minute or so for him. )

I know. I was there.

You just don't remember anymore.

[simplicitas]

Oh

I'm sorry :(

Its nice to meet you again :)

[amethystic]

( ... )

I'm sorry. I'm not ready for this yet.

[lupusxylem]

So it wants us to be all nice and sweet and ~thankful~ to it while it tries to kill us.

Fucking fantastic. I hate it here.

[amethystic]

What tyrant doesn't want dolls that are grateful to be abused? It's not the first I've had. Just the worst yet.

[lupusxylem]

[Oh boy that hits close to home! Wolfwood has to resist the urge to rip the page from his notebook tbh]

Yeah well I don't fucking care what the god damn Forest wants.

I'm not doing it.

[amethystic]

( mutual child assassin/mercenary/killer trauma reveal when, chi )

I don't like it either but I need to get supplies for my medicines. With the greenhouse(s?) that should change soon though, thank God.

[lupusxylem]

[AS SOON AS YOU WANT TBH I AM THERE]

Is that a new thing? The greenhouse.

[amethystic]

I'm not the best person to ask.

[lupusxylem]

Okay, well. I'll keep an eye out for it then, I guess.