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A Dire Warning

[After a very rude awakening with far too many memories, Luca wakes with a start. He has only one mind presently — rolling over and pulling out his little notebook. By now, someone's let him in on the trick with them.

So, you know. That's why he's scrawling out a fuck-off massive note on at least three pages. No one's going to miss it now.]

DO NOT EAT THE CHOCOLATE.

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[Much smaller, under the words "do not":]

Did you not like cuddling :O

[Very hastily scrawled back:]

I do not cuddle.

Aww :( Why not? It's nice! And youre so warm too :)

It -

is an unnecessary indulgence. And I am not warm.

[Bro..]

You're like a heated blanket

Also you deserv to indulge. Indulginces are good for you

I don't need it. I am fine as I am.

I'm gonna hug you (threat)

Don't touch me. Ever.

Ok I respekt your desishon but I have a question

Do you not like being touched or is it because you are trying to maintain appearances and don't think you should have nice things

[elsword—]

I think you should stop talking now. That's my answer.

:/

Ok I'll put you down on my "do not hug" list i keep in my brain

Why does that feel sarcastic.
Actually, whatever. Don't answer. Just keep it that way.

Edited 2024-02-05 22:35 (UTC)

Think its too late for that.

[He's seen everyone in the Grove downing chocolates like there's no tomorrow tbh.]

Hopefully I can spare at least one person the humilation.

If that was bad enough to humiliate you, then buckle up. It only goes downhill from here in this place.

How comforting.
... I cannot imagine it gets worse than this though. More dangerous, perhaps, but not so emotionally stressful.

You'd be surprised.

Guess that depends on what your definition of "emotionally stressful" is, though.

Forced vulnerability, to start us off.
I prefer not to come off as so weak.

[Lord, he's one of those types.]

It was that bad, huh?

Did you enjoy waking up after realizing you'd been cavorting with half of the town?

I don't think I cavorted with half the town, for starters.

Well -
Neither did I.
It was a turn of phrase.

Oh really?

So what does it mean, then?

[Luca is a mature adult.

... Which is exactly why he promptly starts scratching this whole conversation out. NOTHING HAPPENED HERE. DON'T MIND HIM.]

Hey! You can’t just- you’re the one who brought it up!!

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