A Dire Warning

[unheiring]

[After a very rude awakening with far too many memories, Luca wakes with a start. He has only one mind presently — rolling over and pulling out his little notebook. By now, someone's let him in on the trick with them.

So, you know. That's why he's scrawling out a fuck-off massive note on at least three pages. No one's going to miss it now.]

DO NOT EAT THE CHOCOLATE.

Comments

[unheiring]

[Very hastily scrawled back:]

I do not cuddle.

[simplicitas]

Aww :( Why not? It's nice! And youre so warm too :)

[unheiring]

It -

is an unnecessary indulgence. And I am not warm.

[Bro..]

[simplicitas]

You're like a heated blanket

Also you deserv to indulge. Indulginces are good for you

[unheiring]

I don't need it. I am fine as I am.

[simplicitas]

I'm gonna hug you (threat)

[unheiring]

Don't touch me. Ever.

[simplicitas]

Ok I respekt your desishon but I have a question

Do you not like being touched or is it because you are trying to maintain appearances and don't think you should have nice things

[elsword—]

[unheiring]

I think you should stop talking now. That's my answer.

[simplicitas]

:/

Ok I'll put you down on my "do not hug" list i keep in my brain

[unheiring]

Why does that feel sarcastic.
Actually, whatever. Don't answer. Just keep it that way.