[netbook] soups that could make you forgive your father

[eidxiety]

Hiii it's Ain!! I have the flu or something haha. I didn't know I could get sick :O

How do you make soup? It's vegetables in water and then you put it in the oven at 500, right?

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[quirkynote]

[Just gonna...squint at her book for a second. She immediately believes by "easier to eat" he must mean "easier to kill." Eating is easy??? You just stick it in your mouth?? So???]

...easier than an ant? You must be more ill than you originally let on.


Soup will no longer aid you. Death is intimate.

[........she means "imminent."]

[eidxiety]

Death SUCKS there's nothing intimate about death!

[...he has "died" before. Legally speaking.]

[quirkynote]

[Technically, didn't they all die-]

Yes, I agree, death is quite awful, but it's simply a part of life. You can't have one without the other. I can only hope that your life was filled with plenty of love and laughter...

[Live, laugh, love]

Ain, was it? I'll be sure to mourn you properly.

[eidxiety]

:( When you hold the funeral can you ask everyone to wear light green and eat cheesecake in my honour :(

[quirkynote]

[Oh no... This poor soul is so alone in the world, they need a complete stranger to hold their funeral for them? No wonder they were so hung up on the ant, they didn't have a single person to ask for help. Is there no one to comfort them in their final moments of need? How many people does she have to wrangle to come to a funeral for someone nobody knows?!

No...she has to. They must not be forgotten!!]

Yes, of course! Anything! What sort of cheese do you desire for your cake?

[eidxiety]

[Gonna be real fascinating when Ain realises that he's not dying after the anxiety wears off. But he's also going to be miffed when he realises that people on the internet notebook tell LIES.

Anyway, Ain doesn't know what the hell the cheese in cheesecake is so—]

cheddar :(

[quirkynote]

[But is it really lying if you think you're right-]

A simple, yet understandable choice. Consider it done.

[She doesn't even know where to find cheese, let alone how to make it into a cake.]