[netbook] soups that could make you forgive your father

[eidxiety]

Hiii it's Ain!! I have the flu or something haha. I didn't know I could get sick :O

How do you make soup? It's vegetables in water and then you put it in the oven at 500, right?

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[mooninthewater]

I can bring you soup, Mister Ain!

[eidxiety]

:O

I already chopped the vegetables though?

[mooninthewater]

That just means I can use those! Don't worry.

I'll make you the best soup. Guaranteed to make you feel better ASAP. Plus if you just use water and veges, you're going to have a very sad soup. Also, we'll have a better soup if we cook it on the stovetop.

I'm on my way!!!! Be there in a bit!!!

[eidxiety]

Okay :O There are carrots, beetroot, [BEETROOT???] celery, capsaicin, radishes, and lettuce.

You'll have to make Mr. Priest some soup as well :O

[mizuki you need to save him]

[leggierissimo]

Yes, that's exactly how you do it. The higher the temperature, the faster it cooks.

[eidxiety]

That makes sense. I'd like it to go faster but unfortunately the oven only goes up to 500 :O

If I use magic do you think I can get it to go up to 1000 :O

[leggierissimo]

You know, I'm not sure. I guess it's worth a try, if you're capable of that sort of thing.

[winterfrosting]

If you do not have a stock you will want to boil it on the stovetop on a low heat with some salt if possible.

[eidxiety]

:D?

A stock of what?

[winterfrosting]

Ah. A stock is a premade broth. It's used as the base of most soups.

[quirkynote]

This recipe lacks proper protein. If it remains this way, you are going to succumb to your illness and die. Such a tragedy, please make peace with your loved ones and your unsatisfactory oven.

600 is the correct soup baking temperature.

[eidxiety]

[Offscreen he is now anxiously wiggling in the kitchen like OH NO, thanks anxiety rocks for making him worse—]

:( But i'm trying NOT to die of the plague :( :( :(

We need a better oven!!!

[quirkynote]

You will either require a better oven, or you can obtain a second, inferior oven and combine their strength to create something much more powerful.

[If there's one thing A.B.A. is really good at, it's being confidently wrong about...anything.]

You will also need to go out and kill something for proper nourishment. Considering your condition, I suggest something weak, like an ant. Or you could simply ask a neighbor for assistance.



[There's a quick pause before something is quickly scribbled in:]

*to kill for you. It is considered socially unacceptable to eat your neighbors.

[ghostharasser]

DO NOT PUT SOUP IN THE OVEN DO NOT BAKE IT AT 500 DEGREES.

[eidxiety]

Well what degrees do I bake it at!!!!

[ghostharasser]

You don't!! You cook it on the stove! In a stock pot! What kind of cockamamie recipe are you following man???

[lupusxylem]

literally all of you are goin straight to hell jesus christ

ain do not set your oven to 500 ever unless you want to burn your damn house down

[eidxiety]

Babe, I don't have a house :0

[lupusxylem]

youve got your tailor shop thats close enough

[Yes but he doesn't have an oven there-]

[unheiring]

give it to me. i can boil it faster than your fire box can.

[eidxiety]

Okay :O I don't want to get you sick though, apparently I'm dying?? [thanks aba] Do you want me to leave all this stuff on the inn kitchen counter or?? I don't want you to catch my death :(

[unheiring]

i don't get sick. my body temperature runs too high for that.

[This is objectively untrue, ignore him.]

just come in the bar and i'll take care of it. i'm closed for the night anyway, so i'll have time to clean after.

[ezellotry]

[ Just staring at all the messages and everyone being upset about soup. Eventually, when things settle just a bit, he'll put in his own two cents. ]

What do you mean by "I didn't know I could get sick"?

[eidxiety]

I didn't know :O I only got sick once after being in the Abyss, but that wasn't because of whose little thingies that make humans sick. What are those called?

[Bacteria? Viruses??

Ordinarily he'd lie through his teeth and change the subject, but Ezell is also an angel so he just—]

I'm immune to those things. But you're like me, so you shouldn't be able to get sick either??? :O Aren't you immune to the thingies?

[ezellotry]

No. In fact, generally if an angel (or anyone, really) got infected in our city, they'd be exiled.