[netbook] i've connected the two dots

[thebladebringstheflame]

[In scratchy, blocky handwriting:]

hey it's flamebringer

ezell figured out that those stupid rocks are causing everyone to be fucking weird emotionally, and we figured out how to break their hold fyi

so for those that want to know the solution is simple:
you have to kiss someone

that's it, good luck lmao

[That is not even Remotely the solution, buddy.]

Comments

[lilyberation]

my husbands in the woods

[winterfrosting]

...

ah

then i shall perish.

[dc please]

[lilyberation]

the children would miss you and so would i, that is not allowed

[thebladebringstheflame]

find a new one

[lilyberation]

THE OTHER ONE IS DEAD
cookies are hard!! feelings are hard!! i dont want a new one they keep dying or vanishing i want them

( maybe its bed time, lily. )

[thebladebringstheflame]

if you're a germophobe or whatever just brush your teeth after?? not hard

[winterfrosting]

my husband is also in the woods

[thebladebringstheflame]

okay then kiss your homies damn

[winterfrosting]

it is too late put me in the garden to feed the plants...

[start_again]

I'm not weird emotionally.

[YES YOU ARE!!!]

[lilyberation]

i can't carry you. i am too small.

[thebladebringstheflame]

and i take it finding a new one is off the table for you too

[mooninthewater]

there was one time where we turned into ice statues and the only way the thaw out were with acts of love…

Do you think it’s something like that?

[mooninthewater]

Did they make you weird unemotionally?

[winterfrosting]

that is fair I will go lay outside

[winterfrosting]

yes

[lilyberation]

he would not want to i don't think
maybe
i do not know.

[lilyberation]

( she's going to stop being silly while they're sitting literally right by each other and just flop on him. no he will not!! )

Noooo...

[ghostharasser]

My boyfriends in another dimension and I am literally a minor.

[mooninthewater]

are old cookies even the type to be like “no kissing before marriage”? That’s weird

not here

[purevanillacookie]

[ Somewhere in the Forest PV tilts his head up to stare in the direction of the sky.

He has a feeling his loves are being... ridiculous. ]

[winterfrosting]

kissing before marriage is acceptable i have done much of that. but i only want to kiss pure vanilla.

[winterfrosting]

[he grunts]

Perhaps we can fashion a pulley instead...

[start_again]

They didn't do anything. I'm normal.

[mooninthewater]

but do you also wanna break the curse…? I’m just sayin’, but I think if kissing someone to break a curse is something Pure Vanilla would be down with.