[netbook] i've connected the two dots

[thebladebringstheflame]

[In scratchy, blocky handwriting:]

hey it's flamebringer

ezell figured out that those stupid rocks are causing everyone to be fucking weird emotionally, and we figured out how to break their hold fyi

so for those that want to know the solution is simple:
you have to kiss someone

that's it, good luck lmao

[That is not even Remotely the solution, buddy.]

Comments

[lilyberation]

my husbands in the woods

[thebladebringstheflame]

find a new one

[lilyberation]

THE OTHER ONE IS DEAD
cookies are hard!! feelings are hard!! i dont want a new one they keep dying or vanishing i want them

( maybe its bed time, lily. )

[winterfrosting]

...

ah

then i shall perish.

[dc please]

[lilyberation]

the children would miss you and so would i, that is not allowed

[winterfrosting]

it is too late put me in the garden to feed the plants...

[thebladebringstheflame]

if you're a germophobe or whatever just brush your teeth after?? not hard

[mooninthewater]

are old cookies even the type to be like “no kissing before marriage”? That’s weird

[start_again]

I'm not weird emotionally.

[YES YOU ARE!!!]

[mooninthewater]

Did they make you weird unemotionally?

[thebladebringstheflame]

the real question is did you go back to chewing your nails or not

[mooninthewater]

there was one time where we turned into ice statues and the only way the thaw out were with acts of love…

Do you think it’s something like that?

[thebladebringstheflame]

ugh god i would've hated that

maybe it's something like that yeah. or maybe ezell's just magical

i'm not sharing him right now though [oh my god]

[ghostharasser]

My boyfriends in another dimension and I am literally a minor.

[thebladebringstheflame]

oh shit i forgot you could read

are you old enough to have a boyfriend??? :/

[lupusxylem]

i have three boyfriends
if kissing were the cure id be cured of my depression by now lmao

[thebladebringstheflame]

skill issue

kiss all 3 of them at once.

[diplomaticimmewnity]

Seconded here to Wolfwood’s reply. I’ve been kissing my husband daily and things haven’t changed back.

[thebladebringstheflame]

every day of my life i forget that you're married somehow

[year 1 operators rise up—]

[quirkynote]

As you no doubt have guessed by now, this was an incredibly heartless thing to ask of people, especially those of us who have been separated from those we love most.

I'd rather suffer the fate of a thousand rocks than place my lips on anyone who isn't my darling husband. To ask such a thing is so, so cruel.

[thebladebringstheflame]

jeez tough crowd

have any of you ever heard about kissing your friends before, platonically?

[magicalsplashflare]

Mister Flamesimmer, I'm getting mixed information from everyone here. Does kissing someone make the curse go away or not...?? Can it be on the hand or something? I haven't had my first kiss before otherwise and I don't wanna have it to just break a curse...

[thebladebringstheflame]

flamebringer.

you're exempt from kissing people, go find rusty and give him a kiss between the eyes.

[theuniverseleads]

[the writing is a little smudged because they're still living outside, in the rain, please Loop i am begging you to go indoors you're getting so soggy out there a tree is not enough cover]

What if I don't have a mouth?

[thebladebringstheflame]

then you must scream.