bork?

[soundsurfing]

ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

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[quirkynote]

[Suddenly, A.B.A. finds herself...awfully surprised.]

...it's funny, I think you're the first person to ever...consider that an option.

[Including herself.]

But...no, I believe only the one who made me has the key to perfecting his creation. Seeing as he vanished before he ever had the chance to do so, I fear what interfering with his life's work would accomplish. It could very well end my life, and I am not about to let anyone take that from me.

I'm fine, if you're worried about my comfort. So long as I regularly intake new blood, I will always survive.

[soundsurfing]

[ The power of friendship. It makes hearts whole so why not bodies too. ]

oooh damn im sorry :(

it dont hurt or nothin cuz maybe we can spackle it or something or whatever its called or sew up the bleeding spots?? like widdout messin wid anythin uh beyond stitches itd just be like fallin an rackin yer head on the curb and gettin your skin stitched up

cuz that prolly feels gross

[quirkynote]

[Goodness, dogs really are just kind by nature, aren't they? She thought all those books were simply exaggerating, but no. Even Paracelsus never sat around brainstorming ways to solve this problem.

As silly as they are.]

Mm...no, I don't think that will work. I'm not sure how to explain without showing you, but there are already stitches in place.

[soundsurfing]

[ All heart, no brain. ]

DAMN okay means you aint healin right? like you kinda is cuz long as you take in blood you live right thats sorta like vampires so its kinda like healing

but it aint like

doin what skin supposed to do when it scars up

i getchu

so maybe we can make our own scars! you ever hear of liquid banaids?

[quirkynote]

[It's kinda adorable how hard he tries.]

My body works differently compared to others, it could be detrimental to cover up these wounds. I believe this is simply how my body regulates itself, you needn't worry so much.

...In fact, "wound" would be incorrect... Nothing is damaged, nothing is inflamed or even painful... My body recovers instantly, so to still leave these...cracks in place...there may not be anything to truly "heal."

[soundsurfing]

OH

huh

okay if youre aight wid it an it aint hurtin you or nothin! dont the bleedin get annoyin tho?? like it get sticky an stuff!

[quirkynote]

All that requires is changing out the gauze. I admit, it's a lot harder to come by now that I'm here, but I get by.

[Nothing...nothing about a bath, A.B.A.?? A.B.A.???????????]

Washing occasionally keeps it from molding.

[Hm.]

[soundsurfing]

[ What. ]

what?? girl no! you gotta constantly keep that stuff clean or you gonna get infections and gungreen and yer arm gonna fall off or some shit nah nah nah you got someone you trust to help you wash them up???

[quirkynote]

...no. I told you, my husband isn't here.

[As if Paracelsus could even help if he wanted to.]

Again, your worries are misplaced. My body recovers instantly, that would include infections. ...and if my arm was to fall off, I can simply reattach it. It wouldn't be the first time.

[soundsurfing]

yo yer healin extends that far?!

aight yo

you badass

[quirkynote]

I am....very cool.

[soundsurfing]

yer so fuckin cool yo!! i wish i could heal like that! i got the speedy heals too but not like oh just gonna stick my arm back on nbd healing

[quirkynote]

That's still very impressive for a dog. Not many are born with that ability.

[soundsurfing]

oh! no yo im not like a dog dog and then became human or nothing ima werewolf!

[quirkynote]

I'm aware, you mentioned it earlier. But I still classify that as a type of dog.

[soundsurfing]

huh! i think id put it in human cause we human fore we turn? or well i was cursed but same diff

i dont mind tho cuz damn dog brain gets super strong as you seen!

[quirkynote]

Interesting... Maybe I can perform some tests to see what your genome is more closely related to...

[soundsurfing]

sure yo! dont see why not lotsa peeps took my blood already. lady back in the ninsula called mohra. gnarly here.

[ gnosis. ]

i dont mind if you wanna speariment!

[quirkynote]

[Beat is...so lucky she's a quick learner. Her brain is already processing his writing like it's its own fucking language.]

...I wasn't aware we had access to a peninsula. Is that where the beach is?

[soundsurfing]

nah the pninsula the place i came from before this where i got turned into a werewolf

we were all stuck on it and had to deal wid a pissy bunch of gods

deja fucking vu huh?

[quirkynote]

I see.

[She doesn't.]

Do you have any intention of curing your lycanthropy? From the impression I've gotten from you so far, you appear to embrace it. I don't think that's a bad thing.

[soundsurfing]

.. you know i never thought of doin it?

i got an amulet from yiddlers that lets me return to my human form which is nice because dog mind gets too much sometimes but

i dunno yo

i like the strength an power that comes wid it? yeah i gotta do some stuff i aint pur... par... i aint fond of but i can better protect the ones i love like this?

[quirkynote]

That makes sense, and your reason is noble enough. Humans are so very fragile, it's not uncommon for them to seek ways to make themselves stronger. Magic, science, weapons, they always want to be something...more. It's only reasonable that you, too, would want to be more. No one can blame you for wanting to keep your power.

[soundsurfing]

thanks yo cuz sometimes i wonder if its worth it especially here cuz everyone powerful in their own right you know? like yeah i can team up wid someone but we got some actual gods runnin round