netbook ✧ mid month-ish

[theuniverseleads]

Alright everyone, let's see a show of hands! Who here has wandered into the woods this month?

Come on, be honest. I know several of you DEFINITELY have. And it's fine! The forest can be tricky! We all make stupid mistakes sometimes, there's nothing to be ashamed of~

I'll go first! I didn't, because I'm smart

Comments

[theuniverseleads]

Aww, it's okay. If you ask really nicely, maybe someone will spar with you?

Or~ you could be really mean, and maybe someone will pick a fight with you! Go annoy someone who looks really strong! I believe in you~

[poaceae]

those plans suck.

I'm gonna keep looking for dungeons. at least that way I might find some treasure

[theuniverseleads]

A dungeon? Around here? We don't even have any castles, where do you think you're going to find one of those?

[poaceae]

not that kind of dungeon. the kind that's hidden in a cave, or underground, or maybe at the bottom of the lake. maybe hidden behind a magic barier

[theuniverseleads]

Whaaaat? But castles are the best place to put a dungeon! They're so dark and creepy and gross, its the ideal hiding spot for monsters.

In fact, just a few weeks ago we had to storm a big spooky mansion! And a mansion is just a castle without all the towers and big walls and gates. There were monsters and ghosts all over the place, you really missed your chance~

[poaceae]

what's the point of fighting a monster that's locked up in jail? that's like cheating

[theuniverseleads]

Aren't you the one who said you're looking for dungeons?

Besides, if there aren't any locks all the monsters would just leave.

[poaceae]

No!

In adventure dungeons the monsters are there to guard the loot! or because the loot is evil, or the dungeon is their home or who cares

it's TOTALLY different from a castle dungeon

[theuniverseleads]

How do you know a castle dungeon can't also be an adventure dungeon, hmmm?

Maybe you've just been skipping perfectly good dungeons full of treasure this whole time~

[poaceae]

no princess is gonna live next to that kind of dungeon, most girls hate that stuff