[It's not a secret that Asher has a bigass garden. It's also not a secret that Asher is like... Super making eyes at the local priest. Hi, is this a sin? He doesn't care he's got a tat of the devil on his arm and yesterday he punched a guard in the face. When it comes to being a good influence, he's not!
Anyway, hi, hot priest in his yard. Asher is Looking. Time to go for the rizz (he's collecting caterpillars dude he doesn't want you). Time to say something cool and suave from the porch. Something super romantic. Something like—]
[ Ezell sits upright basically the moment he hears Flamebringer, almost dropping his box of caterpillars on the ground. Almost. ]
Oh, goodness! You startled me - I'm so sorry. I should have asked before coming onto your property. I just noticed you had a lot of these little friends eating some of the leaves off of here, so...
[ What kind of "hey" is that? It was dragged out, so was that a pensive sort of "heyyy you need to leave"? Oh no- ]
[No, it's a "heyyyy" of "come into my house I'd like to put that vow of celibacy to the test".]
Don't worry about it. You're actually doing me a huge favour. They've been pissing me off. [He's having TOMATO HORNWORM STRESS DREAMS!!!] You actually don't have to go anywhere, y'know.
You're real easy on the eyes.
[And then he ruins it by pulling out a cigarette and lighting up while he stands on the porch and looks down at Ezell on the ground like :) ]
They don't know better. To them, this is just as "outside" as the rest of the world is, rather than a gardening plot. But I'm more than happy to get them out of your hair, in that case.
Some of them are unfortunately really harmful to the environment, but... there's also a few in there I'd like to take to the school. I think they'd enjoy seeing these painted ladies grow up, for example.
And, yes, I'm not wearing my white robes today. It's something a little more casual. Sorry, I know that white is blinding and harsh on the eyes sometimes.
Asher leans forward against the railing, which is maybe two feet off the ground on the deck here. There's a balcony hanging overhead the garden on the side of the house, where the shadow casts over Ezell and his collection of caterpillars.]
Not what I meant. I don't have a problem looking at you in anything you're wearing. [He takes a drag off the cigarette and exhales a ring. Do you think he's sexy Ezell—] Hell, I'd actually like to see what those robes look like on my bedroom floor.
...Probably the same, but wrinkled? [ ???? Are you offering to do his laundry?? ] Smoking like that is bound to cause health issues, Mister Asher. And I mean more for you than the plants.
Yeah, I know, but you're gonna have to stop Nick and me from doing it. It's harder than it looks, trust me. I keep telling the kids not to be like me... least Lena doesn't do it.
Yeah, it's probably fine. [Asher is a little less touchy about his garden than Flamebringer is.] They needed to be snipped anyway before they get unruly and choke each other.
[Hums.]
Nick and I are thinking about getting chickens to keep it under control. Looks like you like these dudes though, don't you?
I’m sure the fine farmers we have wouldn’t mind if you brought them to them, if y’didn’t wanna raise them yourselves.
[ Oh, excited smiles here for sure. He’s practically beaming now. ]
But yes, I do. Insects are quite fascinating, so I find myself collecting them when I have the chance. You should come see my bee hive when you have a chance.
Oh! Like you want to keep bees? You know, I could show you~! I do have some spare stuff. And I could make a starter hive! I could get you a queen no problem!!!
[ He's so excited!!! ]
I'll go home and bring you stuff. Just wait here a minute!
[ Great, past Asher absolutely would've gotten a queen bee and a little place for a hive, courtesy of the local priest later, then. Sorry. But for now... ]
[ Aaaaand then Ezell wakes up in the brand, his senses coming to him slowly. And, y'know, instead of being reasonable and trying to help himself and Flamebringer out, he just... ]
Was that supposed to be this "you" flirting, Flamebringer? Seriously???
[You can always count on Flamebringer to pry himself out of this shit, at least. God his brain feels full. He wonders how long he's been lying here... long enough to find out he and Wolfwood were MARRIED HE SUPPOSES he's going to maim the guy later.]
[And he groans, because it does fucking hurt, but there are gaps between where he can briefly stand in on his knees long enough to try yanking Ezell out.]
Gotta get back to the inn. Then I can flirt with you more.
[Flamebringer, from the bottom of my heart, those were Terrible attempts at flirting.]
[Until such point where Hypergryph tells me I'm wrong (coping) it is—]
...yeah. Asher Kariv. It's my birth name.
[He frowns, gaze flicking off to the side, before he tugs on Ezell again and tries to lift him up this time. His legs don't entirely want to work with him, but he's real intent on getting Ezell inside before the Brand takes their minds again.]
...look. A lot of Sarkaz ditch our original names. It's one of those cultural things. A lot of us pick new names, things we're good at or that matter to us, a summary of our personalities or skills, whatever. W's changed her name at least six times, and that's only one example.
It's not personal, so don't take it personally. We attach our identities to a new name that we choose, because sometimes the name we were born with isn't really "us".
[ At least the door was still left open, so they don't have to try and fight the brand to get inside. Once within the warmth of the Iberian fireplace, though, Ezell immediately slumps against the wall. ]
I... wasn't taking it personally, Flamebringer. I was just surprised, that's all. It's a very lovely name. [ He doubts... Flamebringer remembers his parents much. It feels wrong to ask about it. He only wishes his childhood was just a little easier on him... ]
...We have similar things, but from the sounds of it, it might go the opposite way. [ This sounds more like dissociation, or a protection of innocence to the person they are now? Ezell doesn't want to make too many assumptions, though. ] We call them Rebirthing Rituals. A renewal of the self and mind, usually for Laterans who are overburdened with an emotion of some kind - so it's not... common, really. Some of them even take on new names.
I'm sure if you just let them know that you want to be called Flamebringer, no one is going to challenge you about it. I'm... I'm sorry that I had to find out that way. If you didn't want me to know, then I really shouldn't know. W-we can both pretend that didn't happen...??
you know i want him to pick up caterpillars in my yard
Anyway, hi, hot priest in his yard. Asher is Looking. Time to go for the rizz (he's collecting caterpillars dude he doesn't want you). Time to say something cool and suave from the porch. Something super romantic. Something like—]
Heyyyy.
[Fuck.]
he's in your yard stealin' ur bugge...
Oh, goodness! You startled me - I'm so sorry. I should have asked before coming onto your property. I just noticed you had a lot of these little friends eating some of the leaves off of here, so...
[ What kind of "hey" is that? It was dragged out, so was that a pensive sort of "heyyy you need to leave"? Oh no- ]
That's no excuse. I can leave.
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Don't worry about it. You're actually doing me a huge favour. They've been pissing me off. [He's having TOMATO HORNWORM STRESS DREAMS!!!] You actually don't have to go anywhere, y'know.
You're real easy on the eyes.
[And then he ruins it by pulling out a cigarette and lighting up while he stands on the porch and looks down at Ezell on the ground like :) ]
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Some of them are unfortunately really harmful to the environment, but... there's also a few in there I'd like to take to the school. I think they'd enjoy seeing these painted ladies grow up, for example.
And, yes, I'm not wearing my white robes today. It's something a little more casual. Sorry, I know that white is blinding and harsh on the eyes sometimes.
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Asher leans forward against the railing, which is maybe two feet off the ground on the deck here. There's a balcony hanging overhead the garden on the side of the house, where the shadow casts over Ezell and his collection of caterpillars.]
Not what I meant. I don't have a problem looking at you in anything you're wearing. [He takes a drag off the cigarette and exhales a ring. Do you think he's sexy Ezell—] Hell, I'd actually like to see what those robes look like on my bedroom floor.
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Yeah, I know, but you're gonna have to stop Nick and me from doing it. It's harder than it looks, trust me. I keep telling the kids not to be like me... least Lena doesn't do it.
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[ He holds up the caterpillars. ]
I found about 8 of them, and I also trimmed some leaves that looked like they had eggs on them. Is that alright?
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[Hums.]
Nick and I are thinking about getting chickens to keep it under control. Looks like you like these dudes though, don't you?
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[ Oh, excited smiles here for sure. He’s practically beaming now. ]
But yes, I do. Insects are quite fascinating, so I find myself collecting them when I have the chance. You should come see my bee hive when you have a chance.
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Yeah? I like bees, but that's probably obvious. [Considering...] You know, more than the bees, I'm more interested in the man who keeps them.
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[ He's so excited!!! ]
I'll go home and bring you stuff. Just wait here a minute!
[ He's turning around to leave the Garden- ]
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I hate watching you go but I love watching you leave etc.
Asher will let Ezell wander off because he's too busy zoning out into his ass as he retreats.]
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Was that supposed to be this "you" flirting, Flamebringer? Seriously???
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Not my fault you were oblivious to it.
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[ Unsurprising that Flamebringer chased him out into the brand. Sigh. ]
Ugh, I can't feel my arms still. Can you get up?
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[And he groans, because it does fucking hurt, but there are gaps between where he can briefly stand in on his knees long enough to try yanking Ezell out.]
Gotta get back to the inn. Then I can flirt with you more.
[Flamebringer, from the bottom of my heart, those were Terrible attempts at flirting.]
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…I didn’t call you Flamebringer in that… vision. I called you… “Mister Asher”.
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Is that your name, Flamebringer…?
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...yeah. Asher Kariv. It's my birth name.
[He frowns, gaze flicking off to the side, before he tugs on Ezell again and tries to lift him up this time. His legs don't entirely want to work with him, but he's real intent on getting Ezell inside before the Brand takes their minds again.]
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…Can I ask why you’ve never told me?
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It's not personal, so don't take it personally. We attach our identities to a new name that we choose, because sometimes the name we were born with isn't really "us".
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I... wasn't taking it personally, Flamebringer. I was just surprised, that's all. It's a very lovely name. [ He doubts... Flamebringer remembers his parents much. It feels wrong to ask about it. He only wishes his childhood was just a little easier on him... ]
...We have similar things, but from the sounds of it, it might go the opposite way. [ This sounds more like dissociation, or a protection of innocence to the person they are now? Ezell doesn't want to make too many assumptions, though. ] We call them Rebirthing Rituals. A renewal of the self and mind, usually for Laterans who are overburdened with an emotion of some kind - so it's not... common, really. Some of them even take on new names.
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I didn't mean to assume. Names are just touchy for me, and a lot of people are gonna know my birth name now. I can't say I love that thought.
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