[He is a cookie again. He's getting weirdly used to this? But he looks different than normally. He recognizes the clothing he's meant to be wearing ...it's an old outfit he hasn't thought about in years. The vest, the shorts, he reaches up and finds his old pine tree had that he had gifted to Wendy at the end of a summer long, long ago.]
[But it's nice out here, isn't it? He can't help but appreciate the peacefulness out here. All his other run ins with the cookie dimension had been so dire, it's almost startling to see something so nice and quiet.]
[Until the even littler cookie comes up to him. Dipper lets out an undignified shriek at the sudden Hello!]
[And then he keeps going and Dipper is struck silent while the little guy just an impressive amount of questions in one breath.]
Oh man.
[Alright, hold on, lets back up a bit.]
So, uh, in order: Maybe! D- [He pauses, and then he corrects, thinking perhaps its best to blend in better.] Campfire Cookie. Nice to meet you, too. I might need directions, yeah. I'm looking for my family. What did the grass taste like? Shouldn't it be sweet?
[ The shriek is FUNNY and he giggles, holding the lamb up to his face to hide behind it a little. He scared him, he scared him! He doesn't seem sad about it, so that means it's funny and okay to laugh.
Then his questions are answered and he beams, happy. He likes it when the older Cookies come out and join him. ]
It's kinda bitter! I can help you find your family but I don't think they're out here! There's just me and my sheep!
[ He holds out the little lamb he's holding, which looks at Dipper silently for a few seconds, then throws it's tiny cream head back and goes 'mleh!'
Dipper might recognize the sound as a very tiny version of Peepaw distress call.
Pure Vanilla oh's! and lets the little thing go so it can run to it's mom. ]
Weird, Meringues usually a lot bolder than that! What does your family look like?
[Dipper leans in to look at the cream sheep when suddenly it just wants nothing to do with him. Weird!]
Maybe he had important sheep business?
[Sheep, man. What funky little creatures.]
My family ...uh. Has kind of a tendency to wander off. They could be literally anywhere. [Mabel could be out here eating grass, it's entirely plausible. Anyway he thinks over how to describe his uncles to a very young child while trying to pretend he is a cookie from a family of cookies.] My two uncles are like me but waaaay older and grunklier. Tall, gray h- uh. Grey icing, glasses, and they're twins so they look really similar! One of them really likes money and terrible jokes and the other is a researcher and likes books.
[A pause. They will not find Mabel here, but it feels wrong to not mention her too. His expression is a lot softer as he talks.]
I have a sister, too. She looks a lot like me but her dough is baked with glitter and poprocks. She's the brightest, friendliest person that ever lived. I think you two would be really good friends.
[ Solemn nod of baby agreeance. Nap time is important sheep business. And he listens intensely to the descriptions of Dippers family. Nods to "grunklier" like that explains it. He gets it. He knows. This child Understands. ]
What's grunklier?
[ HE understands but he wants to make sure Dipper knows.
Excuse him as he reaches up to take Dipper's hand. They're holding hands now, that's how being around baby Pure Vanilla goes. ]
Glitter and poprocks! Uhm! There's only Vanilla's around here but they might be in the village! All the elder Cookies stay there too cause they say their dough is too stiff now and it might crumble away if they stomp around the hills with the sheeps but I think they just wanna be comfy. And sleep a lot. We can go look!
[ INHALE.
Meringue takes that moment to bounce it's way off away from the group, getting the other lambs to join it in a Tiny stampeding little herd that goes in every which direction. The moms Do Not Seem to Mind, they're still eating, but Baby Vanilla ohs!! and let's go of Dippers hand. ]
Babies!
[ Says the baby as he takes off after to try and herd them back, grabbing his little shepherds crook as he does. The moment he's away from Dipper, the mood seems to turn. While the skies over Vanilla remain bright and sunny, Dipper will find a shadow cast over him, and it turns colder. There's a small bleat behind him. ]
Grunkly. You know, how like when cookies get kind of old and they act kind of [He makes a very silly impression of Stan when he tries to get up from a chair.] Like that.
[Anyway, yes, Dipper will hold your hand little vanilla. Please don't run off without him he'll lose it-]
That sounds awesome, thanks. My family travels a lot so, they could have passed through.
[And then suddenly the sheeps scatter and Dipper watches him run off before Dipper could do anything to stop him. Sigh. Well, he can wait here for him to get back. Ahaha, what a cute kid. A-]
[Ah.]
[It really doesn't take Dipper much to figure out what's happening here. He sighs, but doesn't turn around.]
"Oh, don't seem so surprised. I told you, I've always been with him."
[ Is that true, though?
Sadly it's a memory; as much as a certain blueberry would love to change it, turn it into a nightmare for the interloper, he can't. So Pure Vanilla gleefully rounds his wayward lambs up, brushes them down, and begins to go about his business. Without Dipper there beside him, the memory has continued on and he's forgotten about "Campfire Cookie".
It tugs the other with it as Pure Vanilla moves through the fields, however, though Shadow Milks influence keeps Dipper on the fringe. Away from Pure Vanilla. ]
"You're quite nosy, aren't you? I usually like that, but you're just so so so so SO irritating!"
[He hopes it isn't true, but he can totally see this guy being the kind of person to stalk a man through his whole life for nefarious machinations so he's got no room to call him out. Poor PV, honestly, getting stuck with this creep.]
[His little cookie hands go in his cookie pockets as he watches the memory go on without him.]
Get in line, man. If I had a nickel for how many people thought that quality of mine was annoying, I'd be able to pay for college.
[He will finally turn back to look at him.]
Did you have something to say to me? Or did you pull me out of this memory just for the heck of it.
[ Dipper turns and there is merely a little lamb there, that looks startled and bleats and bounds off into the memory to join up with it's brethren. ]
"Just to annoy you, I think!"
[ Behind him, again. ]
"Ah, also to ask..."
[ At his ear, hissing. ]
"Do you enjoy my little gift?"
[ This is Truthless' mind after all, he knows very well what was planted in Dippers during their last little encounter. And if Dipper is going to be nosy, Shadow Milk - or at least the echo of him - is going to be a little bitch. ]
A little lamb. Its time for baby communication
[But it's nice out here, isn't it? He can't help but appreciate the peacefulness out here. All his other run ins with the cookie dimension had been so dire, it's almost startling to see something so nice and quiet.]
[Until the even littler cookie comes up to him. Dipper lets out an undignified shriek at the sudden Hello!]
[And then he keeps going and Dipper is struck silent while the little guy just an impressive amount of questions in one breath.]
Oh man.
[Alright, hold on, lets back up a bit.]
So, uh, in order: Maybe! D- [He pauses, and then he corrects, thinking perhaps its best to blend in better.] Campfire Cookie. Nice to meet you, too. I might need directions, yeah. I'm looking for my family. What did the grass taste like? Shouldn't it be sweet?
a wee little baby for Dipper
Then his questions are answered and he beams, happy. He likes it when the older Cookies come out and join him. ]
It's kinda bitter! I can help you find your family but I don't think they're out here! There's just me and my sheep!
[ He holds out the little lamb he's holding, which looks at Dipper silently for a few seconds, then throws it's tiny cream head back and goes 'mleh!'
Dipper might recognize the sound as a very tiny version of Peepaw distress call.
Pure Vanilla oh's! and lets the little thing go so it can run to it's mom. ]
Weird, Meringues usually a lot bolder than that! What does your family look like?
hols him
Maybe he had important sheep business?
[Sheep, man. What funky little creatures.]
My family ...uh. Has kind of a tendency to wander off. They could be literally anywhere. [Mabel could be out here eating grass, it's entirely plausible. Anyway he thinks over how to describe his uncles to a very young child while trying to pretend he is a cookie from a family of cookies.] My two uncles are like me but waaaay older and grunklier. Tall, gray h- uh. Grey icing, glasses, and they're twins so they look really similar! One of them really likes money and terrible jokes and the other is a researcher and likes books.
[A pause. They will not find Mabel here, but it feels wrong to not mention her too. His expression is a lot softer as he talks.]
I have a sister, too. She looks a lot like me but her dough is baked with glitter and poprocks. She's the brightest, friendliest person that ever lived. I think you two would be really good friends.
gentl like cookie
[ Solemn nod of baby agreeance. Nap time is important sheep business. And he listens intensely to the descriptions of Dippers family. Nods to "grunklier" like that explains it. He gets it. He knows. This child Understands. ]
What's grunklier?
[ HE understands but he wants to make sure Dipper knows.
Excuse him as he reaches up to take Dipper's hand. They're holding hands now, that's how being around baby Pure Vanilla goes. ]
Glitter and poprocks! Uhm! There's only Vanilla's around here but they might be in the village! All the elder Cookies stay there too cause they say their dough is too stiff now and it might crumble away if they stomp around the hills with the sheeps but I think they just wanna be comfy. And sleep a lot. We can go look!
[ INHALE.
Meringue takes that moment to bounce it's way off away from the group, getting the other lambs to join it in a Tiny stampeding little herd that goes in every which direction. The moms Do Not Seem to Mind, they're still eating, but Baby Vanilla ohs!! and let's go of Dippers hand. ]
Babies!
[ Says the baby as he takes off after to try and herd them back, grabbing his little shepherds crook as he does. The moment he's away from Dipper, the mood seems to turn. While the skies over Vanilla remain bright and sunny, Dipper will find a shadow cast over him, and it turns colder. There's a small bleat behind him. ]
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[Anyway, yes, Dipper will hold your hand little vanilla. Please don't run off without him he'll lose it-]
That sounds awesome, thanks. My family travels a lot so, they could have passed through.
[And then suddenly the sheeps scatter and Dipper watches him run off before Dipper could do anything to stop him. Sigh. Well, he can wait here for him to get back. Ahaha, what a cute kid. A-]
[Ah.]
[It really doesn't take Dipper much to figure out what's happening here. He sighs, but doesn't turn around.]
Even here, huh?
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[ Is that true, though?
Sadly it's a memory; as much as a certain blueberry would love to change it, turn it into a nightmare for the interloper, he can't. So Pure Vanilla gleefully rounds his wayward lambs up, brushes them down, and begins to go about his business. Without Dipper there beside him, the memory has continued on and he's forgotten about "Campfire Cookie".
It tugs the other with it as Pure Vanilla moves through the fields, however, though Shadow Milks influence keeps Dipper on the fringe. Away from Pure Vanilla. ]
"You're quite nosy, aren't you? I usually like that, but you're just so so so so SO irritating!"
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[His little cookie hands go in his cookie pockets as he watches the memory go on without him.]
Get in line, man. If I had a nickel for how many people thought that quality of mine was annoying, I'd be able to pay for college.
[He will finally turn back to look at him.]
Did you have something to say to me? Or did you pull me out of this memory just for the heck of it.
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"Just to annoy you, I think!"
[ Behind him, again. ]
"Ah, also to ask..."
[ At his ear, hissing. ]
"Do you enjoy my little gift?"
[ This is Truthless' mind after all, he knows very well what was planted in Dippers during their last little encounter. And if Dipper is going to be nosy, Shadow Milk - or at least the echo of him - is going to be a little bitch. ]