Nick is still smirking like a Cheshire cat as they go downstairs to join the rest of the family, with Nick thumping down behind Asher as he makes a bee-line for the kitchen table. Thank God for Lena, honestly.]
Morning. Yeah, sorry Len, can't stay long.
[It's Nick's turn to give her a one-armed hug before grabbing his own pancake to go, walking around the table to take his seat by Asher (but not before giving each of the kids a kiss as he passes them).]
Hope you guys like fresh eggs, cause we're 'boutta have a ton of 'em.
[The kids are various mixes of surprised and confused. Podenco, as one of the older ones, is pretty smart and sort of Onto Them, but doesn't say anything. Asher can tell by the look in her eyes that she's got them figured out. Lena, too, has them clocked as the only fellow responsible adult here.
Lisa and Popukar, though, very much voice that they think the boys are going to the market to not only get wood, but also to get food. Which makes sense, because right now they ate all the eggs in the fridge, so like... yeah, dad and papa are going out to get eggs. But why a ton of them...
While the girls spectate on how many eggs is "a ton" (Lisa suggests "at least a hundred"), Asher Very Maturely steals a sausage link off of Nick's plate that Lena had so nicely set up for him. Rude-ass.]
[One of Nick's favorite past-times is being gross enough to make the kids be all EW COOTIES about it. It's hilarious.
Which is why Nick will lean across the corner of the table and kiss the bridge of Asher's nose as a thank you before biting that piece of bacon in half.]
Oooh papa-bear, I like that one. Use that one more.
[And so the boys flirt over breakfast, because they're disgusting... everyone eats their fill, though (Asher winds up finishing some of Lisa's food when she gets full a bit earlier), and then it's off to the markets with them.
For normal men who are not Jacked like these two, moving a shitton of lumber would be an impossible task without a wagon or something. For Asher, it's just a matter of lumping all of it on his shoulders and holding it all precariously stacked high overhead, the Herculean task of actually moving this much wood from place to place hardly daunting to him.
They'll make it back to their yard eventually, and then Asher will toe the gate aside and trek his way to the back, where there's an empty-enough patch they can set stuff down.]
Alright. ...we probably should've drawn out blueprints or something first, but I think I have an idea of how this should look.
[He's wandering off to the shed to go get tools now.]
Fuck it, we don't need blueprints. We've winged shit before and it was fine.
[You should NOT be winging building a literal structure but okay whatever you do you-
Nick will help heft the lumber over to where Asher indicates though, huffing and wiping sweat off his brow while Asher disappears into the shed to grab their tools.]
We just need to figure out where the coop'll sit, and then mark out where we want the fenced-in part from there. There's plenty'a room back here in the yard for it.
[Well he didn't marry Nick for his planning skills, that's for sure.
Asher emerges from the shed with two hammers, a drill, and a hand saw. He'll put them down, then disappear back inside to drag out the stand they'll be cutting the wood down to size on. Only then does he finally respond to Nick, patting his back pockets as he does when he realises he didn't grab any pencils or tape measures. Sigh.]
We could use that patch of dirt along the east side of our fenceline where I couldn't get shit to grow last summer. I think that soil is cursed.
[Realistically it's just low-quality and Asher didn't have the patience last summer to deal with it. Probably for the best, because now it can be a building for chickens.
He's gonna go back into the shed to grab the pencils and tape measure now.]
You watch, the second we put chickens on that dirt it's gonna start growin' flowers n'shit.
[Well, most likely not with chickens stomping all over it, but you never know! Asher is the plant doctor, not him.
By the time he returns with the pencils and tape measure, Nick is hefting one of the hammers in his hand because of course he is, like you don't even need that yet.]
We got any idea how many chickens we want this coop to hold?
Fuck, we're gonna be eating eggs for the rest of our lives daily if we get too many. One rooster, four hens? If we need more, we can get more. [But he doubts they're gonna need more.] We've gotta have laying areas for the hens, and the rooster's gonna need space...
[Math is mathing right now, he's marking out an area as they speak.]
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Nick is still smirking like a Cheshire cat as they go downstairs to join the rest of the family, with Nick thumping down behind Asher as he makes a bee-line for the kitchen table. Thank God for Lena, honestly.]
Morning. Yeah, sorry Len, can't stay long.
[It's Nick's turn to give her a one-armed hug before grabbing his own pancake to go, walking around the table to take his seat by Asher (but not before giving each of the kids a kiss as he passes them).]
Hope you guys like fresh eggs, cause we're 'boutta have a ton of 'em.
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onlyfellow responsible adult here.Lisa and Popukar, though, very much voice that they think the boys are going to the market to not only get wood, but also to get food. Which makes sense, because right now they ate all the eggs in the fridge, so like... yeah, dad and papa are going out to get eggs. But why a ton of them...
While the girls spectate on how many eggs is "a ton" (Lisa suggests "at least a hundred"), Asher Very Maturely steals a sausage link off of Nick's plate that Lena had so nicely set up for him. Rude-ass.]
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Nick, meanwhile, makes a mockingly affronted sound when Asher steals one of his sausages, prompting him to pull his plate closer to himself.]
Oi. I'm the one who needs more meat on his bones, not you.
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You're gonna have to get better at stealing, papa-bear. [Gross.] I'll throw you a bone this time.
[You're DISGUSTING you two are NASTY ICKY. Shamare is ROLLING HER EYES.]
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Which is why Nick will lean across the corner of the table and kiss the bridge of Asher's nose as a thank you before biting that piece of bacon in half.]
Oooh papa-bear, I like that one. Use that one more.
[I'm so sorry they will be leaving soon-]
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For normal men who are not Jacked like these two, moving a shitton of lumber would be an impossible task without a wagon or something. For Asher, it's just a matter of lumping all of it on his shoulders and holding it all precariously stacked high overhead, the Herculean task of actually moving this much wood from place to place hardly daunting to him.
They'll make it back to their yard eventually, and then Asher will toe the gate aside and trek his way to the back, where there's an empty-enough patch they can set stuff down.]
Alright. ...we probably should've drawn out blueprints or something first, but I think I have an idea of how this should look.
[He's wandering off to the shed to go get tools now.]
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[You should NOT be winging building a literal structure but okay whatever you do you-
Nick will help heft the lumber over to where Asher indicates though, huffing and wiping sweat off his brow while Asher disappears into the shed to grab their tools.]
We just need to figure out where the coop'll sit, and then mark out where we want the fenced-in part from there. There's plenty'a room back here in the yard for it.
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Asher emerges from the shed with two hammers, a drill, and a hand saw. He'll put them down, then disappear back inside to drag out the stand they'll be cutting the wood down to size on. Only then does he finally respond to Nick, patting his back pockets as he does when he realises he didn't grab any pencils or tape measures. Sigh.]
We could use that patch of dirt along the east side of our fenceline where I couldn't get shit to grow last summer. I think that soil is cursed.
[Realistically it's just low-quality and Asher didn't have the patience last summer to deal with it. Probably for the best, because now it can be a building for chickens.
He's gonna go back into the shed to grab the pencils and tape measure now.]
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[Well, most likely not with chickens stomping all over it, but you never know! Asher is the plant doctor, not him.
By the time he returns with the pencils and tape measure, Nick is hefting one of the hammers in his hand because of course he is, like you don't even need that yet.]
We got any idea how many chickens we want this coop to hold?
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[Math is mathing right now, he's marking out an area as they speak.]
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[He flips the hammer once, then decides to not do it again in the event he accidentally drops the damn thing on his foot and ruins their whole day.]
But sure, I'm fine with that. We'll have enough eggs for us and to hand 'em out around town.