[Listen, just because Stan has cheated once or twice or a dozen times before doesn't mean he's cheating now. Because, half the fun is cheating! It keeps things interesting, and keeps all the old men in town sharp. He absolutely would tease him for taking too long though and has before - "C'mon Percy, we don't have all year!". There's never any malice to it, just friendly ribbing between opponents.
Before he can open his mouth though, Percival calls. Stan looks thoughtfully at his hand, and then at his opponent. Then, smoothly, he spreads his hand out in front of him: four sixes (one of each suit, if they're being scrutinized closely), and an otherwise useless Jack.]
Well? You got anything good, Percy?
[He'll have to pull off something pretty good - Stan's hand is a little tough to beat. Not impossible, of course, but it's when you play the impossibly hard to beat hands all the time that people get all uppity about cheating.
...Not that he's cheating. Who said he was cheating?!]
And with four sixes, he truly suspects he is, but it's just shy of something that would be considered cheating. With a soft humph! he lays out his two pair. Bested. ]
If I didn't know you of a man of such good integrity, Stan, I would believe you cheating.
[ The tone of voice says he can't call him out and it's frustrating. He could tell the other to turn everything out, but really! ]
You'd make a terrible Fae-lord, y'know. Those guys are terrible at being humble. Even in a disguise you can spot 'em a mile away!
[Is that a compliment? Unclear! But he's friendly enough when he says it, so it seems like he thinks it's one.
Stan's reaching for the cards when Percy tells him to turn out his sleeves. He looks mock offended for a moment, but then rolls his eyes and starts taking things out of his sleeves with a heavy sigh:
6 of diamonds (that he already smuggled back into his sleeve from the previous round)
6 of spades
6 of...what seems to be a made-up suit with a fish symbol?
6 of clubs
King of...Stans? With a hand-drawn picture of himself?
Queen of Mabels, a glitter-covered card that's bent with age. It's already flaking onto the table.
He raises an eyebrow at Percy. There, you happy now?]
[ That makes him scoff, but he's smiling, his nose wrinkling as he pulls his glasses back out to put them on to look at the cards Stan begins doling out. ]
Oh, I'm sure I could be egotistical too!
[ He picks up the Six of ... Fish? The King of Stans, and he leaves the Queen of Mabel, though he really wishes Stan would let him preserve it so it stops flaking.
He holds the two cards up, eyebrow arched. ]
And these are supposed to do...?
[ The extra sixes get confiscated, however, and put aside. He highly doubts this is ALL his friend has but they would be here all day if he demanded he shake. ]
Ha! You don't have an egotistical bone in your whole body!
[As for the cards, well...Stan shrugs, as though they aren't totally bizarre choices.]
Wildcards?
[As if Percy would have just accepted Stan laying down a weird wildcard or two. He does take back the Queen of Mabel though, and sticks it back up his sleeve for safe keeping.]
[Stan snickers. Oh, he's so afraid of that cane after basically telling Percy he's the nicest guy he knows. But Stan's genuinely lit up with a smile too. He loves a challenge, and this sounds just as fun as cheating the old-fashioned way.]
You're on! This'll be a piece of cake!
[Stan's always been great at talking himself into and out of trouble. This is just a fun extension of that!]
[ Hey! HEY! He might be able to whack Stan without then immediately feeling bad for it. Maybe. Probably not. But it's the thought that counts? He sets his cane back and settles in. ]
All right, shuffle us up. This is the last round, though!
[ Because Stan cleans him out all the time. As Stan does that, Percy will shove the pot over to the other man and pout at his dwindling collection.
He really truly hopes Stan isn't able to convince him of shit.
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Before he can open his mouth though, Percival calls. Stan looks thoughtfully at his hand, and then at his opponent. Then, smoothly, he spreads his hand out in front of him: four sixes (one of each suit, if they're being scrutinized closely), and an otherwise useless Jack.]
Well? You got anything good, Percy?
[He'll have to pull off something pretty good - Stan's hand is a little tough to beat. Not impossible, of course, but it's when you play the impossibly hard to beat hands all the time that people get all uppity about cheating.
...Not that he's cheating. Who said he was cheating?!]
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And with four sixes, he truly suspects he is, but it's just shy of something that would be considered cheating. With a soft humph! he lays out his two pair. Bested. ]
If I didn't know you of a man of such good integrity, Stan, I would believe you cheating.
[ The tone of voice says he can't call him out and it's frustrating. He could tell the other to turn everything out, but really! ]
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[Stan scoffs - or pretends to, at least.]
I've never cheated a day in my life!
[This is objectively not true and he has been caught cheating in the past at other things. He's having fun though, and he laughs.]
So, you up for another round, or are you all poker'd out for the night?
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And I'm secretly a Fae-lord in disguise. My friend, I am quite sure you came out of the womb cheating.
[ He settles himself back, raising a hand to rub at his eyes with his fingers, shaking his head. ]
And put myself into further debt?
[ A pause... a sigh. ]
Oh, deal up another round. And please, turn out all the cards in your sleeves!
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You'd make a terrible Fae-lord, y'know. Those guys are terrible at being humble. Even in a disguise you can spot 'em a mile away!
[Is that a compliment? Unclear! But he's friendly enough when he says it, so it seems like he thinks it's one.
Stan's reaching for the cards when Percy tells him to turn out his sleeves. He looks mock offended for a moment, but then rolls his eyes and starts taking things out of his sleeves with a heavy sigh:
- 6 of diamonds (that he already smuggled back into his sleeve from the previous round)
- 6 of spades
- 6 of...what seems to be a made-up suit with a fish symbol?
- 6 of clubs
- King of...Stans? With a hand-drawn picture of himself?
- Queen of Mabels, a glitter-covered card that's bent with age. It's already flaking onto the table.
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Oh, I'm sure I could be egotistical too!
[ He picks up the Six of ... Fish? The King of Stans, and he leaves the Queen of Mabel, though he really wishes Stan would let him preserve it so it stops flaking.
He holds the two cards up, eyebrow arched. ]
And these are supposed to do...?
[ The extra sixes get confiscated, however, and put aside. He highly doubts this is ALL his friend has but they would be here all day if he demanded he shake. ]
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[As for the cards, well...Stan shrugs, as though they aren't totally bizarre choices.]
Wildcards?
[As if Percy would have just accepted Stan laying down a weird wildcard or two. He does take back the Queen of Mabel though, and sticks it back up his sleeve for safe keeping.]
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[ He laughs and shrugs, handing the cards back over. Wildcards for Poker, sure why not. ]
All right... use them. If you use them and sell it to me why that particular card works in that space, I won't jab you with my cane.
[ He picks up said cane to point it menacingly at Stans shin. ]
If you fail, the last round is void, and I get to go back to Lily and Dom with some money still in my pocket.
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You're on! This'll be a piece of cake!
[Stan's always been great at talking himself into and out of trouble. This is just a fun extension of that!]
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All right, shuffle us up. This is the last round, though!
[ Because Stan cleans him out all the time. As Stan does that, Percy will shove the pot over to the other man and pout at his dwindling collection.
He really truly hopes Stan isn't able to convince him of shit.
But he also knows he probably will. ]